Johnathan Taylor Goblikon
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Johnathan Taylor Goblikon
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He/him, engineer, pro-democracy (Even when the results are stupid). The Constitution is not a buffet.

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I've been curating an Authoritarian Right block list for a while, and just started sharing it recently. Here's a link for anyone who wants to use it, and an explainer below if you want to know more about it.
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Im a porn account and even i cant condone this level of humiliation fetish
February 8, 2026 at 8:03 PM
Right wing culture warriors are no longer content with getting offended over trans women shitting, they're now getting offended over cis men shitting.
Only Weak Men Use the Bathroom
YouTube video by penguinz0
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February 5, 2026 at 1:22 AM
With its new US-based ownership and terms of service, there's evidence that Tik Tok has been censoring topics that are unflattering to the Trump administration, and that the app has ramped up its ability to spy on users. #tiktokcensorship
TikTok is Censoring Everything!
YouTube video by Patrick Boyle
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January 31, 2026 at 4:04 PM
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The VERY MEAN AND NASTY Jesus Christ flipped over a bunch of tables in the temple and assaulted our fine money changers with a whip! HE WILL NOT GET AWAY WITH THIS. Jesus is a well-known leftist who has NO RESPECT for the businesses that make our houses of worship great!
January 30, 2026 at 2:38 PM
Deleting signal now that it's compromised. Find me by turning off all the lights and saying my name into the mirror three times.
Deleting Signal now that it's compromised. Find me at first light on the fifth day; at dawn, look to the east.
Deleting Signal now that I know it's compromised. Find me at the second star to the right and straight on til morning.
January 27, 2026 at 3:12 PM
I think AI might have written this review, not sure though.
January 27, 2026 at 2:04 PM
The mouth, also known as
January 27, 2026 at 3:40 AM
Claiming that Trump can impose martial law, cancel elections, get a third term or whatever else and that it's inevitable that he'll be successful is obeying in advance. Don't do it.
As a matter of practical reality, the idea that the minute Trump invokes the Insurrection Act all resistance is futile, Trump has won, Game Over is nonsense. That’s just regime propaganda. Let us not perpetuate it. Make them earn every inch of creeping authoritarianism.
January 26, 2026 at 1:43 PM
2nd amendment joins 1st, 4th, 5th, 6th, 8th, 10th, 12th, 14th, 15th, 19th, 22nd, 24th and 26th amendments as a thing that guys with "We the People" decals on the back of their trucks are willing to ignore.
Absolute banger of a comment on r/military:

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January 25, 2026 at 2:22 AM
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who can forget the famous Boston Tea Party, in which a bunch of Boston's Finest gathered to sip on some tea after cracking the skulls of some dirty hippies who dared protest the King
Attorney General Pam Bondi: "Our country was founded on law enforcement"
Bondi: "It's extremely organized. The signs they have are all matching, they're well written. And look at what's happening today. How did these people go out & get gas masks? These protesters. Would you know how to walk out on the street and buy a gas mask? Think about that. We're not gonna have it"
January 25, 2026 at 12:31 AM
How long before ICE officially changes its name to Inconvenient Citizen Extermination?
January 24, 2026 at 7:17 PM
Split your lungs with funky music when you see the white boy
January 23, 2026 at 9:49 PM
There are 10 genders: People who understand binary and people who don't.
January 23, 2026 at 7:31 PM
Write a tragedy in four words

The dog ignores you.
Write a tragedy in four words

I shat your pants.
Write a tragedy in four words

There’s raisins in it.
January 20, 2026 at 1:24 PM
According to a recent report I heard, what's been going on in Minneapolis has done a lot to demoralize the ICE rank and file. Also, the army unit Trump is deploying to Michigan is one of two units capable of fighting in Greenland. Make of that what you will.
January 19, 2026 at 7:44 PM
I want a t shirt with 3 wolves in space suits howling at the Earth.
January 14, 2026 at 2:53 AM
A common sentiment I see expressed here is that all Trump voters approve of the most brutal aspects of Trump's immigration enforcement, refusing to believe that anyone was unaware of it, didn't take it literally, or didn't understand the consequences. It's becoming more apparent that's untrue.
Moderates support abolishing ICE, 45-35.

15% of Trump 2024 voters support abolishing ICE as well.
Wow — New YouGov / Economist poll:

46% support abolishing ICE
43% oppose abolishing ICE

This is the first time that abolishing ICE has received net positive support
January 13, 2026 at 4:52 PM
Everyone needs to see this dog.
How this BIG dog fits in my backpack! 🎒🐶 #dogbackpack #goldendoodle #dogdad
YouTube video by Brodie That Dood
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January 13, 2026 at 3:43 AM
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Everyone needs to watch this.
Forensic analysis of objective video evidence. This is how you serve readers searching for clarity.
January 8, 2026 at 1:52 PM
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Make it viral.
January 8, 2026 at 3:22 AM
January 7, 2026 at 12:47 PM
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It’s OK for me to say stupid stuff, because I am stupid and it is my culture
January 5, 2026 at 5:40 AM
It's not even a week into 2026 and I've already been bitten by a camel.
January 4, 2026 at 7:26 PM
Just a reminder that "Maduro is a bad guy" and "How Trump handled Maduro was bad" are not contradictory statements.
January 3, 2026 at 6:00 PM
I got put on a "bad self defense advice that will get you killed" list because I agreed with the moderator that snake shot shouldn't be used as a non-lethal self defense round, but disagreed as to why.
What’s the funniest reason someone got mad at you on Bluesky this year?
December 31, 2025 at 5:22 AM