Johnathan Taylor Goblikon
@mrthursday.bsky.social
He/him, engineer, pro-democracy (Even when the results are stupid). The Constitution is not a buffet.
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H-h-hi, uh, sorry to bother you *nervously tugs collar while trying to hide my tail* b-b-but if you could get that TPS report on my desk by the end of the day, that would be great *notices bulge*
Warm regards,
Jonathan Taylor Goblikon
Senior Project Manager
Warm regards,
Jonathan Taylor Goblikon
Senior Project Manager
December 5, 2025 at 1:52 PM
H-h-hi, uh, sorry to bother you *nervously tugs collar while trying to hide my tail* b-b-but if you could get that TPS report on my desk by the end of the day, that would be great *notices bulge*
Warm regards,
Jonathan Taylor Goblikon
Senior Project Manager
Warm regards,
Jonathan Taylor Goblikon
Senior Project Manager
Somewhere around season 6, he escalated his requests and started asking them to murder Matt LeBlanc.
December 5, 2025 at 1:46 PM
Somewhere around season 6, he escalated his requests and started asking them to murder Matt LeBlanc.
She's not only alleging that the relationship started when she was 16 and he was 26, but that he also engaged in a pattern of psychological abuse which is arguably worse.
December 5, 2025 at 12:51 PM
She's not only alleging that the relationship started when she was 16 and he was 26, but that he also engaged in a pattern of psychological abuse which is arguably worse.
At least it didn't occur to Joe that someone out there has definitely fucked a computer.
December 4, 2025 at 11:43 PM
At least it didn't occur to Joe that someone out there has definitely fucked a computer.
And that chocolate is derived from chocolate milk, which comes from brown cows, hence the name brown rice
December 4, 2025 at 6:50 PM
And that chocolate is derived from chocolate milk, which comes from brown cows, hence the name brown rice
Rum and coke from a multi-story beer bong. I was not a smart man in my younger years.
December 3, 2025 at 3:34 AM
Rum and coke from a multi-story beer bong. I was not a smart man in my younger years.
No hell below us, above us only sky
December 1, 2025 at 4:35 AM
No hell below us, above us only sky
A body pillow with an anime character printed on it has never done this. Return to tradition.
November 29, 2025 at 5:23 PM
A body pillow with an anime character printed on it has never done this. Return to tradition.
Contestant: Why are you naked?
Trebec: No.
Trebec: No.
November 29, 2025 at 5:21 PM
Contestant: Why are you naked?
Trebec: No.
Trebec: No.
In my experience, Bluesky isn't against all technology. Just don't select ones like crypto, AI, and any that are specifically designed to increase profits for tech companies by making the user experience worse.
November 29, 2025 at 12:41 PM
In my experience, Bluesky isn't against all technology. Just don't select ones like crypto, AI, and any that are specifically designed to increase profits for tech companies by making the user experience worse.
Pallet cleaner for anyone who needs it.
November 29, 2025 at 11:31 AM
Pallet cleaner for anyone who needs it.
Hunted to extinction for their delicious legs.
November 28, 2025 at 8:29 PM
Hunted to extinction for their delicious legs.
In the letter in the article, he says he "came up short" in the mayoral election, then describes how he will be active in politics in the future. Cuomo's a dipshit, but saying he refuses to accept election results is blatant disinformation.
November 28, 2025 at 3:19 PM
In the letter in the article, he says he "came up short" in the mayoral election, then describes how he will be active in politics in the future. Cuomo's a dipshit, but saying he refuses to accept election results is blatant disinformation.
Don't forget to renew your subscription to the Cathy comic strip on Ack! Friday.
November 28, 2025 at 3:06 PM
Don't forget to renew your subscription to the Cathy comic strip on Ack! Friday.
My niece isn't nearly as ambitious, she just tells everyone their breath smells bad.
November 27, 2025 at 7:35 PM
My niece isn't nearly as ambitious, she just tells everyone their breath smells bad.
Usually doing so by using a word that doesn't even exist in the language spoken by the majority of the population, nonetheless.
November 27, 2025 at 5:28 PM
Usually doing so by using a word that doesn't even exist in the language spoken by the majority of the population, nonetheless.
Gambling on all the turtle sports: Turtle racing, turtle fighting, turtle soccer, etc.
November 27, 2025 at 5:15 PM
Gambling on all the turtle sports: Turtle racing, turtle fighting, turtle soccer, etc.
Although it is, technically, possible for a cat to live on a vegetarian diet if they get supplements of taurine, and I think one other amino acid. The lesson here is that you just need to feed your cat French fries and Red Bull.
November 27, 2025 at 5:10 PM
Although it is, technically, possible for a cat to live on a vegetarian diet if they get supplements of taurine, and I think one other amino acid. The lesson here is that you just need to feed your cat French fries and Red Bull.
Wet salty bread that was shoved inside the hollowed out corpse of a dead animal.
November 27, 2025 at 4:39 PM
Wet salty bread that was shoved inside the hollowed out corpse of a dead animal.
I'm a fan of pawn cocktail myself.
November 27, 2025 at 4:22 PM
I'm a fan of pawn cocktail myself.
This is Bluesky, not Twitter. We shouldn't be sending each other pictures of any fictional character's penis unless it's Alf.
November 27, 2025 at 4:17 PM
This is Bluesky, not Twitter. We shouldn't be sending each other pictures of any fictional character's penis unless it's Alf.
You're right. Someone joining the military to get their college paid for by the federal government and someone joining the military to get their college paid for by the state government have absolutely zero similarities.
November 27, 2025 at 3:25 PM
You're right. Someone joining the military to get their college paid for by the federal government and someone joining the military to get their college paid for by the state government have absolutely zero similarities.