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Johnathan Taylor Goblikon
@mrthursday.bsky.social
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He/him, engineer, pro-democracy (Even when the results are stupid). The Constitution is not a buffet.

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Pallet cleaner for anyone who needs it.
A photo of "long egg" which is two log-shaped boiled eggs with several slices on a white plate with a green garnish. These are not single eggs, but a dish prepared by beating the yolks of several eggs, putting them in a plastic tube and boiling it, then putting the cooked eggs and whites in a larger tube then boiling that.
November 29, 2025 at 11:31 AM
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A screenshot from Merriam Webster dictionary showing a search for "usian" returning no results.
November 27, 2025 at 6:43 PM
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Feed roulette strikes again.
Blue sky post: ‪Deeny(they/them)‬ ‪@geraldinepiche.bsky.social‬ Yr open mouth awaiting for my harvest, Charlie Brown ‪Kevin M. Kruse‬ ‪@kevinmkruse.bsky.social‬ I’m not the guy you kill, Charlie Brown. I’m the guy you buy! Quote post ‪CHOAM for the holidays‬ ‪@samthielman.com‬ This is what happens when you fuck a stranger in the ass, Charlie Brown
November 24, 2025 at 1:54 AM
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A photo by Eric Paré. It's twilight and there is a woman striking a pose, behind her is a twisted ribbon of light and sparks, which is reflected in the rippled water she's standing in. Photo by Reuben Wu. Night time in the desert, with a red and gray sandstone rock formation. The formation has a peak in the center, which has a halo of light above it.
November 10, 2025 at 8:12 PM
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If you see this, post one image from your device with no context.
A bottle of clear soda called Rat Piss with the Pepsi logo.
November 8, 2025 at 10:23 PM
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According to this real ad I got on YouTube, the key to defeating scroll addiction is to masturbate more.
Ad which shows text on a lemon tree background: Masturbation Start Today to uncover the dopamine trig that fuel your addictions In 1 week, you'll feel it In 2 weeks, you'll see it. In 3 weeks, you'll wonder why you didn' Tap to join Beat the scroll addiction
November 5, 2025 at 5:16 AM
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Photo of George W Bush giving a thumbs up on an aircraft carrier, with a banner behind him which says Mission Accomplished
November 4, 2025 at 1:13 PM
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Meteorologists are forecasting a time loop for the Denver area this week. Either that, or daylight savings time got super fucky.
Screenshot of a weather forecast which shows Monday occurring twice with different temperatures.
November 3, 2025 at 2:04 PM
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"Economic blackout! No travel!"

"I never said not to travel, you fucking moron!"
Portion of an image from Democratic Activists advertising an economic blackout. There is a list of things not to do, the third is travel. Reply from another user: People travel to see their families for Thanksgiving. This is going to fail. Reply from Democratic Activists: I feel like I’m in the twilight zone. NO WHERE does it say not to see your family for Thanksgiving. It’s a shame, most of the posts are over the top “we can do this; we have to do this”. If you can’t not spend money for 7 days, including black friday, you are not in tune with what’s happening.
October 22, 2025 at 2:15 AM
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I just won at feed roulette
A screenshot of the original post, followed by one from @philjamesson.com waiter (cocking gun): we do things a litte differently around here
October 21, 2025 at 10:56 PM
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The anti-American crowd made themselves very easy to find today, it was like shooting sheep in a barrel.
Screen shot of Clearsky, showing that I am now blocking 10,008 accounts
October 19, 2025 at 2:18 AM
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Trumpists: You stupid libtards realize No Kings is pointless, right? You Americans don't have a king!

Also Trumpists:
AI-generated image of Donald Trump, shirtless, significantly more muscular than he has ever been in real life, and wearing a crown, riding a white horse.
October 18, 2025 at 5:38 PM
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Photo of a car with a bumper sticker on the back: "My other car is" with "my husband you dumb bitch" pasted over the rest of the text.
October 8, 2025 at 2:57 PM
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Photo of a crab with the caption "If you hold a crab up to your ear you can hear what it's like to be attacked by a crab"
October 5, 2025 at 4:49 PM
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Wish granted.
Photo of Samuel L Jackson with red hair added in MS Paint
October 1, 2025 at 3:11 PM
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Farside comics panel of a boneless chicken ranch, with several floppy chickens lying around. Maybe the two people who posted this before me have more description in their alt text.
September 29, 2025 at 1:45 PM
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This goes even deeper. The guy who APPOINTED the FBI director stood in front of the J6 crowd and told them to "fight like hell" or they wouldn't have a country anymore. Here's a photo of him with HILLARY CLINTON. This can't be a coincidence.
Photo of Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton together at Trump's wedding to Melania
September 27, 2025 at 6:28 PM
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Her: Fuck my... Lasagna?
Him: That's better.
September 27, 2025 at 1:24 PM
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The kingdom of God is here.
The front of Mars Cheese Castle, a cheese shop in a building with a castle facade.
September 26, 2025 at 3:49 PM
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Perfect photo for Bluesky feed roulette.
Two adjacents posts on a feed. Top post is a thumbnail for an article about a defendent in a mass shooting case, which shows him making a wild-eyed expression. Post below that is of Nic Cage, making a similar expression.
September 24, 2025 at 8:29 PM
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A post by Tom Walsh with another user replying "Oh shut up Tampon Tim, no one wants to hear you."
September 21, 2025 at 9:41 PM
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"Salad cat" meme, with a woman on the right pointing and screaming "Wouldn't it be wild if you became a dog?" on the left is a cat eating a salad, mostly obscured by the text "Why? So people on the right can fteak out about something that will never touch their lives in anyway? Or so some trashy woman can go on tiktik crying her eyes out begging for mr trump to save them? You mean like that? Seen it done it boring and predictable plus childish sophmoric comments like this"
September 19, 2025 at 5:58 PM
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Well then, how do you explain this selfie that Jeff just posted?
Photo of a small church in a field
September 19, 2025 at 4:03 PM
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He's here to impregnate this website with the seed of his wisdom. The shooter was seduced by the succubus's frontal jiggly bits.
Tumblr post from Cybersmith titled A regrettable fact. Despite having worked for months to impregnate this website with the seed of my wisdom, the womb of Tumblr has swollen only with out of context mockeries of my person, and a throwaway comment concerning Ashley Rae's frontal jiggly bits.
September 17, 2025 at 11:39 AM
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Next, could you work on being the only zoo to have a warthog and a meerkat dressed up as Akuma and Ryu?
Drawing on Pumba from The Lion King dressed as Akuma, standing over Timone, dressed as Ryu. Text below: Akuma Matata
September 16, 2025 at 3:12 PM