lindsey marie
@thekuhlest.bsky.social
can you ever just be whelmed?
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They say phones only make us miserable but I just got this news alert and laughed for a solid minute so who is to say
August 21, 2025 at 2:28 AM
They say phones only make us miserable but I just got this news alert and laughed for a solid minute so who is to say
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Trump held up a printed picture of people lifting body bags and said, "These are all white farmers that are being buried.”
The image actually shows humanitarian workers burying bodies in the city of Goma in Democratic Republic of Congo. They are not white, not farmers, and not South African.
The image actually shows humanitarian workers burying bodies in the city of Goma in Democratic Republic of Congo. They are not white, not farmers, and not South African.
Not that it needs to be said, but the "white genocide of South Africans" narrative is conspiratorial horseshit all the way down
www.reuters.com/world/us/tru...
www.reuters.com/world/us/tru...
Trump makes false claims of white genocide in South Africa during Ramaphosa meeting
U.S. President Donald Trump made several false statements and misrepresented some facts about the alleged persecution of South Africa's white minority during a contentious Oval Office meeting on Wednesday with President Cyril Ramaphosa.
www.reuters.com
May 24, 2025 at 9:34 AM
Trump held up a printed picture of people lifting body bags and said, "These are all white farmers that are being buried.”
The image actually shows humanitarian workers burying bodies in the city of Goma in Democratic Republic of Congo. They are not white, not farmers, and not South African.
The image actually shows humanitarian workers burying bodies in the city of Goma in Democratic Republic of Congo. They are not white, not farmers, and not South African.
I’m back on this app… which can only mean one thing……
May 24, 2025 at 1:26 PM
I’m back on this app… which can only mean one thing……
lol I got limited on twitter for replying to some bitch who won’t stop harassing ashley reese or her friends. she called me a nazi, but sure, I’m the problem.
December 1, 2024 at 8:47 AM
lol I got limited on twitter for replying to some bitch who won’t stop harassing ashley reese or her friends. she called me a nazi, but sure, I’m the problem.
my former uncle (my aunt divorced him) supported obama but then him actually being president made him so crazy he moved to texas and is now a qanon conspiracy theorist
November 15, 2024 at 10:15 PM
my former uncle (my aunt divorced him) supported obama but then him actually being president made him so crazy he moved to texas and is now a qanon conspiracy theorist
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if someone followed me on twitter, but don't follow me back here, I'm taking it super personally
November 14, 2024 at 8:32 PM
if someone followed me on twitter, but don't follow me back here, I'm taking it super personally
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Yes.
Did you get the desk? Please say you got the desk.
November 14, 2024 at 5:01 PM
Yes.
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Personally I think satire is an important form of deprogramming! Mocking and marginalizing conspiracies often works better than debunking or debating them.
I'm relieved about downfall of this ghoul and the fact that this is *with* the Sandy Hook families is a good sign, but I was hoping this would become a kind of deprogramming site? I wanted to see some harm undone. I'm not sure you get there with satire.
Hi everyone.
The Onion, with the help of the Sandy Hook families, has purchased InfoWars.
We are planning on making it a very funny, very stupid website.
We have retained the services of some Onion and Clickhole Hall of Famers to pull this off.
I can't wait to show you what we have cooked up.
The Onion, with the help of the Sandy Hook families, has purchased InfoWars.
We are planning on making it a very funny, very stupid website.
We have retained the services of some Onion and Clickhole Hall of Famers to pull this off.
I can't wait to show you what we have cooked up.
November 14, 2024 at 2:30 PM
Personally I think satire is an important form of deprogramming! Mocking and marginalizing conspiracies often works better than debunking or debating them.
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as a voter i’d actually love some common sense on transgender issues actually. nationalized healthcare, leaving us alone otherwise, things of this nature.
November 14, 2024 at 1:36 PM
as a voter i’d actually love some common sense on transgender issues actually. nationalized healthcare, leaving us alone otherwise, things of this nature.
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Hi everyone.
The Onion, with the help of the Sandy Hook families, has purchased InfoWars.
We are planning on making it a very funny, very stupid website.
We have retained the services of some Onion and Clickhole Hall of Famers to pull this off.
I can't wait to show you what we have cooked up.
The Onion, with the help of the Sandy Hook families, has purchased InfoWars.
We are planning on making it a very funny, very stupid website.
We have retained the services of some Onion and Clickhole Hall of Famers to pull this off.
I can't wait to show you what we have cooked up.
The Onion Buys Alex Jones’s Infowars Out of Bankruptcy
The satirical news site planned to turn Infowars into a parody of itself, mocking “weird internet personalities” who peddle conspiracy theories and health supplements.
www.nytimes.com
November 14, 2024 at 2:09 PM
Hi everyone.
The Onion, with the help of the Sandy Hook families, has purchased InfoWars.
We are planning on making it a very funny, very stupid website.
We have retained the services of some Onion and Clickhole Hall of Famers to pull this off.
I can't wait to show you what we have cooked up.
The Onion, with the help of the Sandy Hook families, has purchased InfoWars.
We are planning on making it a very funny, very stupid website.
We have retained the services of some Onion and Clickhole Hall of Famers to pull this off.
I can't wait to show you what we have cooked up.
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I won’t have made it on this app until I become the first account accused of being a KD burner
November 14, 2024 at 7:09 PM
I won’t have made it on this app until I become the first account accused of being a KD burner
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A bit weird to have spent the last few years making him sound less terrifying only to start being journalists when he’s already won the fucking election.
News Analysis: After Donald Trump's win, the U.S. is on the edge of an authoritarian style of governance never before seen in its 248-year history.
America Hires a Strongman
This was a conquering of the nation not by force but with a permission slip. Now, America stands on the precipice of an authoritarian style of governance never before seen in its 248-year history.
www.nytimes.com
November 6, 2024 at 4:44 PM
A bit weird to have spent the last few years making him sound less terrifying only to start being journalists when he’s already won the fucking election.
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It really is incredible how many people believe that *their* medicaid won't get cut, *their* family members won't get deported, *their* veteran benefits won't change, *their* kids won't be harmed by loss of federal funding if the Dept of Education goes away, *their* SSI won't change, etc.
November 6, 2024 at 7:19 PM
It really is incredible how many people believe that *their* medicaid won't get cut, *their* family members won't get deported, *their* veteran benefits won't change, *their* kids won't be harmed by loss of federal funding if the Dept of Education goes away, *their* SSI won't change, etc.
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like say what you will about Green Day but I did know it was cool to hate the government
November 7, 2024 at 12:32 AM
like say what you will about Green Day but I did know it was cool to hate the government
twitter is broken so I’m back here
December 21, 2023 at 6:25 AM
twitter is broken so I’m back here
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Twitter/X is now removing headlines from links and Threads/Meta is prohibiting searches of public health terms like Covid and vaccines.
Billionaires are dangerously restricting people’s access to news.
Billionaires are dangerously restricting people’s access to news.
October 5, 2023 at 3:21 PM
Twitter/X is now removing headlines from links and Threads/Meta is prohibiting searches of public health terms like Covid and vaccines.
Billionaires are dangerously restricting people’s access to news.
Billionaires are dangerously restricting people’s access to news.
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Yeah self-checkout sucks but on the other hand it also doesn’t save the company money. www.businessinsider.com/walmart-cost...
Retailers appear to be facing a self-checkout reckoning
Retailers expected self-service tech to help slash labor costs, but some are finding it necessary to keep more front-end workers than they may have hoped.
www.businessinsider.com
October 5, 2023 at 7:14 PM
Yeah self-checkout sucks but on the other hand it also doesn’t save the company money. www.businessinsider.com/walmart-cost...
bluesky won’t let me access my invite codes because too many people are coming over here right now lol
August 18, 2023 at 6:26 PM
bluesky won’t let me access my invite codes because too many people are coming over here right now lol
bluesky won’t let me access my invite codes because too many people are coming over here right now lol
August 18, 2023 at 6:22 PM
bluesky won’t let me access my invite codes because too many people are coming over here right now lol
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welcome to bluesky. we have rules
1. don't pick up the phone. you know he's only calling 'cause he's drunk and alone
2. don't let him in. you'll have to kick him out again
3. don't be his friend. you're only gonna wake up in his bed in the morning
and if you're under him, you aint getting over him
1. don't pick up the phone. you know he's only calling 'cause he's drunk and alone
2. don't let him in. you'll have to kick him out again
3. don't be his friend. you're only gonna wake up in his bed in the morning
and if you're under him, you aint getting over him
welcome to bluesky. we have rules here:
1) you're like a dream come true
2) just wanna be with you
3) girl it's plain to see that you're the only one for me
1) you're like a dream come true
2) just wanna be with you
3) girl it's plain to see that you're the only one for me
Welcome to Bluesky. We have rules here:
1) Give your heart
2) Make it real
Otherwise forget about it
1) Give your heart
2) Make it real
Otherwise forget about it
July 24, 2023 at 5:57 PM
welcome to bluesky. we have rules
1. don't pick up the phone. you know he's only calling 'cause he's drunk and alone
2. don't let him in. you'll have to kick him out again
3. don't be his friend. you're only gonna wake up in his bed in the morning
and if you're under him, you aint getting over him
1. don't pick up the phone. you know he's only calling 'cause he's drunk and alone
2. don't let him in. you'll have to kick him out again
3. don't be his friend. you're only gonna wake up in his bed in the morning
and if you're under him, you aint getting over him
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And Meta ratted them out. see replies.
NEW: A Nebraska mother who helped her daughter end her pregnancy with abortion pills has plead guilty to three charges. The daughter plead guilty in May and will be sentenced next week. Both face two years in prison for accessing healthcare the state made unavailable
Nebraska Mom Pleads Guilty to Giving Abortion Pills to Her Teen Daughter
Jessica Burgess faced eight years in prison for helping her then 17-year-old get abortion pills. A plea deal brought it down to two.
jezebel.com
July 10, 2023 at 9:33 PM
And Meta ratted them out. see replies.
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[joins an app made by the king of dogshit apps] i can’t believe this app is dogshit
July 6, 2023 at 4:05 AM
[joins an app made by the king of dogshit apps] i can’t believe this app is dogshit