The Incredible Melting Man
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I’m not a garbage man, I’m garbage, man. • 👉🏼✋🏼 Grand Rapids, MI • ⓥ
chat is it a good thing when the US Attorney representing the DOJ is also afraid of getting disappeared by the same organizations they're representing
February 4, 2026 at 9:16 PM
chat is it a good thing when the US Attorney representing the DOJ is also afraid of getting disappeared by the same organizations they're representing
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lol this is the most ominous letter I've ever seen in my life.
February 4, 2026 at 8:20 PM
lol this is the most ominous letter I've ever seen in my life.
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Reminder that if you're a BDS boycotter, Blizzard is part of Microsoft, and Overwatch is very much a Microsoft product.
February 4, 2026 at 7:01 PM
Reminder that if you're a BDS boycotter, Blizzard is part of Microsoft, and Overwatch is very much a Microsoft product.
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After a lengthy appeals process and productive discussion with the Blue Sky safety team I will no loinger be sending George Thorogood lyrics to beautiful women on here via DM. Thank you all
February 4, 2026 at 5:02 PM
After a lengthy appeals process and productive discussion with the Blue Sky safety team I will no loinger be sending George Thorogood lyrics to beautiful women on here via DM. Thank you all
If nothing else, I sleep better knowing JD Vance will never be president. He's a phony, as shitty a human as Trump, but without an ounce of the charisma and humor that got Trump where he is.
Reporter: Do you plan to apologize to the family of Alex Pretti?
Vance: For what?
Vance: For what?
February 4, 2026 at 4:52 PM
If nothing else, I sleep better knowing JD Vance will never be president. He's a phony, as shitty a human as Trump, but without an ounce of the charisma and humor that got Trump where he is.
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Join The Onion
Don’t just read the news. Feel it. Be among the first to feel the news.
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February 4, 2026 at 4:27 PM
Washington Post has been bleeding out since Bezos bought it. Congrats on finishing the job, I guess.
WaPo's Matt Murray told staff the paper is shuttering sports, moving remaining staff to features, shrinking foreign coverage, restructuring metro, closing books coverage, suspending Post Reports podcast
“Whole company now waiting for a live or die email” one staffer said
More in tonight’s Status
“Whole company now waiting for a live or die email” one staffer said
More in tonight’s Status
February 4, 2026 at 2:12 PM
Washington Post has been bleeding out since Bezos bought it. Congrats on finishing the job, I guess.
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The only tool ICE has is force. They cannot penalize legal activity through the courts and their efforts to do so are destroying the DOJ.
This is unreal. An AUSA talking like that in open court is about as close as you can come to a total breakdown. Never heard of anything like it.
February 3, 2026 at 9:06 PM
The only tool ICE has is force. They cannot penalize legal activity through the courts and their efforts to do so are destroying the DOJ.
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holy shit
In an interview with NPR, Melinda French Gates confirmed that she ended her marriage with Bill Gates because of allegations contained in the Epstein files.
February 3, 2026 at 6:52 PM
holy shit
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"nyehhhhhh kys"
One of my favorite jokes of all time is "Adolph Hitler Commits Suicide" being a tiny headline under the banner story about a hare-vs-tortoise race ... in 1943, two years before Hitler committed suicide. He was alive and well when the Warner Bros. cartoonists made this joke.
February 3, 2026 at 6:13 AM
"nyehhhhhh kys"
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I hope they make a billion dollars
February 3, 2026 at 3:03 PM
I hope they make a billion dollars
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Every day Mamdani comes out and is like "hey guys, I turned off the orphan-crushing machine. Literally just had to flip a switch. Took less than 5 minutes."
After decades of dem leadership pissing and moaning and fundraising about how complex an issue it is and how difficult the process is etc
After decades of dem leadership pissing and moaning and fundraising about how complex an issue it is and how difficult the process is etc
February 3, 2026 at 3:58 AM
Every day Mamdani comes out and is like "hey guys, I turned off the orphan-crushing machine. Literally just had to flip a switch. Took less than 5 minutes."
After decades of dem leadership pissing and moaning and fundraising about how complex an issue it is and how difficult the process is etc
After decades of dem leadership pissing and moaning and fundraising about how complex an issue it is and how difficult the process is etc
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one of earthbound's composers said the dungeon tracks were inspired by a tribe called quest (i feel like the master belch theme is too)
Just a reminder
Persona’s ost came from Black Culture
Katamari Damacy’s ost came from Black culture
Sonic Adventure’s ost came from Black Culture
Parappa the Rapper’s ost came from Black Culture
Jet Set Radio’s ost came from Black Culture
Persona’s ost came from Black Culture
Katamari Damacy’s ost came from Black culture
Sonic Adventure’s ost came from Black Culture
Parappa the Rapper’s ost came from Black Culture
Jet Set Radio’s ost came from Black Culture
February 2, 2026 at 7:35 PM
one of earthbound's composers said the dungeon tracks were inspired by a tribe called quest (i feel like the master belch theme is too)
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jesus christ that's foreboding
February 2, 2026 at 7:42 PM
jesus christ that's foreboding
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when It Happens i hope it does in a way that's very publicly visible
February 2, 2026 at 6:45 PM
when It Happens i hope it does in a way that's very publicly visible
I mean they gave Best Metal Performance to Turnstile so I'm not super surprised. Wouldn't say they've got a strong understanding of the genre or the community.
The GRAMMYs Omitting BRENT HINDS During Their In Memoriam Segment Really, Truly Sucks metalinjection.net/editorials/t...
The GRAMMYs Omitting BRENT HINDS During Their In Memoriam Segment Really, Truly Sucks - Metal Injection
The omission of Brent Hinds from the 2026 GRAMMY Awards' In Memoriam segment is pretty shocking, given their history.
metalinjection.net
February 2, 2026 at 4:20 PM
I mean they gave Best Metal Performance to Turnstile so I'm not super surprised. Wouldn't say they've got a strong understanding of the genre or the community.
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Oooh someone released a high quality rip of BoC's of A Few Old Tunes?
www.reddit.com/r/boardsofca...
What a gift to have "5.9.78" in better quality. One of the best tunes they've ever done.
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What a gift to have "5.9.78" in better quality. One of the best tunes they've ever done.
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February 2, 2026 at 1:15 PM
Oooh someone released a high quality rip of BoC's of A Few Old Tunes?
www.reddit.com/r/boardsofca...
What a gift to have "5.9.78" in better quality. One of the best tunes they've ever done.
www.reddit.com/r/boardsofca...
What a gift to have "5.9.78" in better quality. One of the best tunes they've ever done.
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What do you MEAN the president audibly SHIT himself live on camera and they immediately cancelled the press conference and rushed everyone out of the room like it's a fire drill, and it happened two days ago, and I'm just hearing about it NOW?
February 1, 2026 at 4:00 PM
What do you MEAN the president audibly SHIT himself live on camera and they immediately cancelled the press conference and rushed everyone out of the room like it's a fire drill, and it happened two days ago, and I'm just hearing about it NOW?
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BREAKING: The two federal immigration agents who fired on Minneapolis protester Alex Pretti are identified in government records as Border Patrol agent Jesus Ochoa and Customs and Border Protection officer Raymundo Gutierrez.
Two CBP Agents Identified in Alex Pretti Shooting
The two federal immigration agents who fired on Minneapolis protester Alex Pretti are identified in government records as Border Patrol agent Jesus Ochoa and Customs and Border Protection officer Raym...
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February 1, 2026 at 9:10 PM
BREAKING: The two federal immigration agents who fired on Minneapolis protester Alex Pretti are identified in government records as Border Patrol agent Jesus Ochoa and Customs and Border Protection officer Raymundo Gutierrez.
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Abolish ICE. Medicare for All.
BREAKING: Bernie Sanders is introducing an amendment to cut ICE’s $75 billion funding increase, and to use those funds to restore the federal cuts to health care.
February 1, 2026 at 7:17 PM
Abolish ICE. Medicare for All.