@thatgirlfromtt.bsky.social
Occasionally clever by accident. Perpetually tired. Not here a good time, here for a long time.
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a bald man with a beard is wearing a red shirt and says yes .
Alt: a bald man with a beard is wearing a red shirt and says yes .
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When I get a new male follower, it’s ok. When a woman follows me, it’s
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Waiting on late night BlueSky like…
a man is walking down a snowy hill with a camera .
ALT: a man is walking down a snowy hill with a camera .
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November 26, 2025 at 1:29 AM
Waiting on late night BlueSky like…
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Just once could someone make wine from my tears
November 22, 2025 at 1:00 PM
Just once could someone make wine from my tears
I’m eating mac and cheese and broccoli and I’m pretending it’s healthy because of the broccoli. Dying is exhausting! 0/10. Would not recommend.
a man wearing glasses and a blue sweater is sitting in front of a bookshelf .
Alt: Bernie Samders wearing glasses and a blue sweater is sitting in front of a bookshelf shaking his head no with a disappointed look on his face
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November 21, 2025 at 11:18 PM
I’m eating mac and cheese and broccoli and I’m pretending it’s healthy because of the broccoli. Dying is exhausting! 0/10. Would not recommend.
Even White people?
November 21, 2025 at 8:29 PM
Even White people?
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if you missed celebrating international mens day yesterday dont despair. everyday is international mens day.
November 20, 2025 at 10:58 AM
if you missed celebrating international mens day yesterday dont despair. everyday is international mens day.
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You can tell how a woman feels about you by the way she twirls her hair and keys your car.
November 19, 2025 at 7:19 PM
You can tell how a woman feels about you by the way she twirls her hair and keys your car.
My dad does this morning. He has been fighting to breathe since March 25th. He was diagnosed with cancer in 2024. He died cancer-free; he developed ILD from the chemo that ravaged his body. My heart is broken today. 💔💔💔
November 19, 2025 at 10:56 AM
My dad does this morning. He has been fighting to breathe since March 25th. He was diagnosed with cancer in 2024. He died cancer-free; he developed ILD from the chemo that ravaged his body. My heart is broken today. 💔💔💔
I let the door hit me in the ass on the way out
November 19, 2025 at 4:34 AM
I let the door hit me in the ass on the way out
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It's always so demeaning when specialty food/drinks with zero calories are marketed only to women. Like this one's for you you tubby bitch.
November 17, 2025 at 7:42 PM
It's always so demeaning when specialty food/drinks with zero calories are marketed only to women. Like this one's for you you tubby bitch.
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have you tried still breathing about it
November 17, 2025 at 10:17 PM
have you tried still breathing about it
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I asked Calgon to take me away but instead he just handed me a toaster
November 11, 2025 at 12:21 PM
I asked Calgon to take me away but instead he just handed me a toaster
I’ve captured Georgie’s underbite
November 11, 2025 at 12:22 AM
I’ve captured Georgie’s underbite
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finally getting braces for my vagina dentata
November 9, 2025 at 11:51 PM
finally getting braces for my vagina dentata
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Scary movies just don’t get me excited anymore.
CNN is much more frightening.
CNN is much more frightening.
November 9, 2025 at 2:22 AM
Scary movies just don’t get me excited anymore.
CNN is much more frightening.
CNN is much more frightening.
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if you let me hit your vape (weed) i will leave my lip gloss print on it
November 9, 2025 at 1:09 AM
if you let me hit your vape (weed) i will leave my lip gloss print on it
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They say 73% of all internet traffic is the result of bots engaging in malicious activities, so my bearded clam tweets are directed at only 27% of you
November 8, 2025 at 6:05 PM
They say 73% of all internet traffic is the result of bots engaging in malicious activities, so my bearded clam tweets are directed at only 27% of you
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We had to cancel our kid’s orthodontist appointment today because we can’t afford the visit.
I wish the government shutdown would end and the reduction in force would be reversed.
Things are tight for everyone, I know.
But if wanna help me and my family out:
ko-fi.com/prettyvulgar
I wish the government shutdown would end and the reduction in force would be reversed.
Things are tight for everyone, I know.
But if wanna help me and my family out:
ko-fi.com/prettyvulgar
Support Geist aka Betty Cocker
Support Geist aka Betty Cocker
ko-fi.com
November 7, 2025 at 6:05 PM
We had to cancel our kid’s orthodontist appointment today because we can’t afford the visit.
I wish the government shutdown would end and the reduction in force would be reversed.
Things are tight for everyone, I know.
But if wanna help me and my family out:
ko-fi.com/prettyvulgar
I wish the government shutdown would end and the reduction in force would be reversed.
Things are tight for everyone, I know.
But if wanna help me and my family out:
ko-fi.com/prettyvulgar
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the problem with running away is,
i can’t leave me behind
i can’t leave me behind
November 8, 2025 at 2:59 AM
the problem with running away is,
i can’t leave me behind
i can’t leave me behind
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never was a cornflake girl
We used to make things in this country. Like cereal designed to stop you whacking off or visiting prostitutes.
November 7, 2025 at 1:07 AM
never was a cornflake girl
Good morning to my sweet and bitchy friends
November 4, 2025 at 2:35 PM
Good morning to my sweet and bitchy friends
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I have short term memory loss. I am also kind of messy and I am often an emotional dumpster fire.
But these tits tho.
But these tits tho.
November 4, 2025 at 5:10 AM
I have short term memory loss. I am also kind of messy and I am often an emotional dumpster fire.
But these tits tho.
But these tits tho.
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I’d give you my other walkie talkie
November 4, 2025 at 3:45 AM
I’d give you my other walkie talkie
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Sorry I was weird before, and also am now, and will be in the future
November 4, 2025 at 3:12 AM
Sorry I was weird before, and also am now, and will be in the future
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