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jeff yasuke
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as a native californian I want to reassure you all that gavin newsom will fuck it up before you need to worry about it...
February 14, 2026 at 6:47 PM
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The complete refusal from the Department of Justice and FBI to investigate the allegations in the Epstein Files and made by Epstein survivors is also proof of what victims everywhere go through every day when authority figures refuse to do anything about what happened to them
February 13, 2026 at 8:55 PM
February 14, 2026 at 4:09 PM
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“Die monster! You don’t belong in this world!”
February 14, 2026 at 1:19 PM
Thank you... for blessing me with a mind to rhyme, Im listening
MC Hammer, is an American rapper, dancer, record producer, and actor. He was popular in the late 1980s and early 1990s for his hit songs like "U Can't Touch This", and "2 Legit 2 Quit". Hammer was known for his flashy dance moves, extravagant choreography, and his signature Hammer pants
February 14, 2026 at 2:21 PM
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damn that kids punch was so powerful
BREAKING: Department of Homeland Security (DHS) shuts down due to lack of funding
February 14, 2026 at 11:45 AM
Chattertons and Yarvis are duking it out on Xitter and it feels like the scene where Neo fights Morpheus except they're reddit mods trying to hit each other's psoriasis with yoyos
February 14, 2026 at 11:17 AM
feelin this one @nadasurf.bsky.social night bluesky
Nada Surf "Always Love" [Official Video]
YouTube video by Barsuk Records
youtu.be
February 14, 2026 at 5:57 AM
back when i was trying to make a parody page we may have prophesied this some
February 14, 2026 at 4:09 AM
February 14, 2026 at 4:06 AM
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A #butterfly emerges from stellar demise in planetary #nebula NGC 6302 roughly 3800 light-years away in the constellation #Scorpius
Credit: NASA, ESA and the Hubble SM4 ERO Team

Link for more info: esahubble.org/images/heic0...
February 12, 2026 at 10:30 PM
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Legends
February 13, 2026 at 11:44 PM
Be a man! shit painful owl pellets!
Real men don’t shit
February 13, 2026 at 8:45 AM
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Real men don’t shit
February 12, 2026 at 6:26 PM
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Rep. Delia Ramirez to DHS officials: "I have as much respect for you as I do for the last white men who put on masks to terrorize communities of color. I have no respect for the inheritors of the Klanhood and the slave patrol. Those activities were criminal and so are yours."
February 10, 2026 at 5:11 PM
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This made me ugly cry 😭

I will never claim that he was perfect…every president in my lifetime has pissed me off for one reason or another.
But…dammit, I’m so tired of the constant feeling of uneasiness and uncertainty 😔
February 10, 2026 at 10:04 PM
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Isabella Wranå won gold for curling, but should've for this video
February 11, 2026 at 1:09 AM
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Like 75% of the US Olympic curlers are from Minnesota. A lot of them curl out of two clubs in Saint Paul, one club is in Frogtown, a neighborhood that has been very heavily targeted by ICE. These curlers are good neighbors.
US Olympic Curling Team member speaks out against ICE:

"I'm proud to represent Team USA. But we'd be remiss if we didn't mention what's going on in Minnesota and what a tough time it's been. What's happening is wrong. There's no shades of gray."
February 10, 2026 at 10:03 PM
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Did you know that anyone can go to support.discord.com/hc/en-us and submit support tickets after creating a basic account using any valid email address? Now you do!
February 10, 2026 at 11:42 AM
We’re a pathetic country
Rep Mark Alford (R-MO) says House Rs are "investigating" Bad Bunny's Super Bowl halftime show & talking with FCC Commissioner Brendan Carr. Alford says he didn't watch the whole thing & also doesn't know Spanish but suspects it might have been "much worse than the Janet Jackson wardrobe malfunction"
February 10, 2026 at 9:59 PM
gonna be frankie valli
February 10, 2026 at 1:48 PM
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Racism has a material impact on people's lives. I don't know what else to say. It leads to premature death on a daily basis.
February 6, 2026 at 6:56 PM
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It’s really weird for some corners of the media to do a whole “the Epstein files are a moral panic that has gone too far” thing when no one has faced any sort of punishment and doesn’t sound like they’re going to.
February 5, 2026 at 8:19 PM
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I’m gonna be running for president on the platform of throwing everyone in the Epstein files into a volcano
February 6, 2026 at 12:12 AM
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Recent commentary about a Fox News poll regarding "transgender issues" seems to miss crucial context. The poll didn't assess support for trans people, it assessed which party Americans prefer to "handle" trans people.
Americans favor Dems’ handling of trans issues. That doesn’t mean Americans support trans people.
It merely means that given a binary choice between Democrats and Republicans, most choose the Democrats to ‘handle’ us.
theneedlenews.com
February 6, 2026 at 12:30 AM