Teatime With Matt
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Travelling in space & time the old fashioned way; slowly and in right order.
Railway Timetable Planner, Heritage Railway Director, Guard and Lever Fiddler. As seen on YouTube.
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Travelling in space & time the old fashioned way; slowly and in right order.
Railway Timetable Planner, Heritage Railway Director, Guard and Lever Fiddler. As seen on YouTube.
linktr.ee/mattaf
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Live From The Works - A Big, Beautiful Wall
YouTube video by Mattaf Productions
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This week on Streaming Wednesdays, Matt actually builds a wall. Join us from 8pm!
No Streaming Wednesdays this week due to railway business. Next week, however, Live From The Works features something... completely different... see you next week!
November 18, 2025 at 10:08 PM
No Streaming Wednesdays this week due to railway business. Next week, however, Live From The Works features something... completely different... see you next week!
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The solution was to say: "we will provide legal routes and the resources to process these claims faster." Instead we have what Labour disgorged into the discourse: totally rotten stuff that will only make things worse. We can all see it, yet somehow it evades these people who run the country.
November 18, 2025 at 11:45 AM
The solution was to say: "we will provide legal routes and the resources to process these claims faster." Instead we have what Labour disgorged into the discourse: totally rotten stuff that will only make things worse. We can all see it, yet somehow it evades these people who run the country.
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The Brexit Benefit of small boat crossings.
November 18, 2025 at 11:36 AM
The Brexit Benefit of small boat crossings.
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A Government of cowards.
Rather than tackle inequality - they've gone for pensioners, disabled people and now it's people fleeing war and persecution.
They can't get away with this.
Join.greenparty.org.uk
Rather than tackle inequality - they've gone for pensioners, disabled people and now it's people fleeing war and persecution.
They can't get away with this.
Join.greenparty.org.uk
November 17, 2025 at 11:16 PM
A Government of cowards.
Rather than tackle inequality - they've gone for pensioners, disabled people and now it's people fleeing war and persecution.
They can't get away with this.
Join.greenparty.org.uk
Rather than tackle inequality - they've gone for pensioners, disabled people and now it's people fleeing war and persecution.
They can't get away with this.
Join.greenparty.org.uk
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Shabana Mahmood asks MPs to stop mentioning Tommy Robinson's name (in relation to his support for her policies) as "he doesn't even think I am English. I find that offensive."
November 17, 2025 at 7:34 PM
Shabana Mahmood asks MPs to stop mentioning Tommy Robinson's name (in relation to his support for her policies) as "he doesn't even think I am English. I find that offensive."
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“We welcome migrants, we don’t scapegoat them".
How Keir Starmer promised Labour MPs and members he would lead his party on immigration
How Keir Starmer promised Labour MPs and members he would lead his party on immigration
November 17, 2025 at 2:46 PM
“We welcome migrants, we don’t scapegoat them".
How Keir Starmer promised Labour MPs and members he would lead his party on immigration
How Keir Starmer promised Labour MPs and members he would lead his party on immigration
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“How many refugees have been granted asylum in the UK?”
Most people overestimate the number - by a lot. With far-right figures spreading misinformation, it’s hard for the public to know the truth.
Watch the video to see just how wide the gap is between perception and reality.
Most people overestimate the number - by a lot. With far-right figures spreading misinformation, it’s hard for the public to know the truth.
Watch the video to see just how wide the gap is between perception and reality.
November 17, 2025 at 1:10 PM
“How many refugees have been granted asylum in the UK?”
Most people overestimate the number - by a lot. With far-right figures spreading misinformation, it’s hard for the public to know the truth.
Watch the video to see just how wide the gap is between perception and reality.
Most people overestimate the number - by a lot. With far-right figures spreading misinformation, it’s hard for the public to know the truth.
Watch the video to see just how wide the gap is between perception and reality.
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"If fascism is popular we will implement it" is such a blunt and perfect summary of liberalism delivered with absolute clarity
Asked if Keir Starmer believes British people want to "see refugee children pulled out of school and deported after 10 years in this country”, his spokesman says that “what the British public wants and what this government was elected on a mandate to deliver was to secure our borders"
November 17, 2025 at 12:33 PM
"If fascism is popular we will implement it" is such a blunt and perfect summary of liberalism delivered with absolute clarity
Oh, get fucked!
Literal ghouls, the lot of them.
I'm off to join the Green Party. Fuck these guys.
Literal ghouls, the lot of them.
I'm off to join the Green Party. Fuck these guys.
Govt minister Alex Norris is asked if the govt will take jewellery from people [fleeing war and persecution]. Norris says the govt won't be taking peoples wedding rings but they will seize assets.
November 17, 2025 at 11:00 AM
Oh, get fucked!
Literal ghouls, the lot of them.
I'm off to join the Green Party. Fuck these guys.
Literal ghouls, the lot of them.
I'm off to join the Green Party. Fuck these guys.
What's a movie you never tire of?
November 15, 2025 at 7:54 PM
What's a movie you never tire of?
Fuck it, just install Farage in No. 10 at this point. He's already setting government policy, why keep up the fucking pretence?
Horrible, spineless cunts, the lot of them.
Horrible, spineless cunts, the lot of them.
UK set to limit refugees to temporary stays
Shabana Mahmood is expected to say the era of permanent protection for refugees is over, in major changes to the UK's asylum and immigration system.
www.bbc.co.uk
November 15, 2025 at 9:13 AM
Fuck it, just install Farage in No. 10 at this point. He's already setting government policy, why keep up the fucking pretence?
Horrible, spineless cunts, the lot of them.
Horrible, spineless cunts, the lot of them.
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People should be kind to one another and realise that how others choose to live their lives doesn't impact you and isn't any of your business.
"my least woke opinion is---"
That's enough. We've had enough people indulging in the "thrill of a little conservatism", as a treat. Of considering reactionary thought to be a salacious and taboo in a world descending into reactionary mania.
Give me your MOST woke opinions. We're bringing it back.
That's enough. We've had enough people indulging in the "thrill of a little conservatism", as a treat. Of considering reactionary thought to be a salacious and taboo in a world descending into reactionary mania.
Give me your MOST woke opinions. We're bringing it back.
November 14, 2025 at 1:10 PM
People should be kind to one another and realise that how others choose to live their lives doesn't impact you and isn't any of your business.
Steam Engine Lunch Break?
Steam Engine Lunch Break.
Steam Engine Lunch Break.
November 13, 2025 at 1:40 PM
Steam Engine Lunch Break?
Steam Engine Lunch Break.
Steam Engine Lunch Break.
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Six months since I last flagged this one, but turns out it's still appropriate.
Dear Gov't,
Tax the rich, regulate the media, fund public services.
It really is that simple.
Five years of that, you'll be halfway to fixing the mess you inherited. Ten, you'll be the envy of the world.
All this running around trying to avoid doing those things is wasted time and energy.
HTH.
Tax the rich, regulate the media, fund public services.
It really is that simple.
Five years of that, you'll be halfway to fixing the mess you inherited. Ten, you'll be the envy of the world.
All this running around trying to avoid doing those things is wasted time and energy.
HTH.
November 13, 2025 at 11:14 AM
Six months since I last flagged this one, but turns out it's still appropriate.
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"It's the finest place to live on Earth!"
@mrjamesob.bsky.social defends London from 'racists and freak shows'.
@mrjamesob.bsky.social defends London from 'racists and freak shows'.
November 12, 2025 at 1:25 PM
"It's the finest place to live on Earth!"
@mrjamesob.bsky.social defends London from 'racists and freak shows'.
@mrjamesob.bsky.social defends London from 'racists and freak shows'.
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Discworld QOTD, from Carpe Jugulum
March 25, 2025 at 6:36 PM
Discworld QOTD, from Carpe Jugulum
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Baby pigeon mystery.
My pigeon book is here: www.hachettebookgroup.com/titles/rosem...
My pigeon book is here: www.hachettebookgroup.com/titles/rosem...
November 11, 2025 at 3:10 PM
Baby pigeon mystery.
My pigeon book is here: www.hachettebookgroup.com/titles/rosem...
My pigeon book is here: www.hachettebookgroup.com/titles/rosem...
EXT. EXPLOSION SITE DAY
The body of Bond lies crumpled on the ground. Suddenly, it begins to glow with a strange unearthly light, as his face changes into that of [Insert Actor Here]. SHE sits up and examines her new body.
BOND
Well... this is new!
CRASH TO EPIC TITLE SONG
See? Simple!
The body of Bond lies crumpled on the ground. Suddenly, it begins to glow with a strange unearthly light, as his face changes into that of [Insert Actor Here]. SHE sits up and examines her new body.
BOND
Well... this is new!
CRASH TO EPIC TITLE SONG
See? Simple!
James Bond’s death in No Time to Die is causing a nightmare for the next film. Writers are stuck because Bond “was blown to pieces.”
Anthony Horowitz, author of three 007 novels, says:
“You can't have him wake up in shower and saying it was all a dream."
radaronline.com/p/james-bond...
Anthony Horowitz, author of three 007 novels, says:
“You can't have him wake up in shower and saying it was all a dream."
radaronline.com/p/james-bond...
November 11, 2025 at 11:30 AM
EXT. EXPLOSION SITE DAY
The body of Bond lies crumpled on the ground. Suddenly, it begins to glow with a strange unearthly light, as his face changes into that of [Insert Actor Here]. SHE sits up and examines her new body.
BOND
Well... this is new!
CRASH TO EPIC TITLE SONG
See? Simple!
The body of Bond lies crumpled on the ground. Suddenly, it begins to glow with a strange unearthly light, as his face changes into that of [Insert Actor Here]. SHE sits up and examines her new body.
BOND
Well... this is new!
CRASH TO EPIC TITLE SONG
See? Simple!
It's all fucked, everything good is going down the pan, we're all slowly marching towards hell and I'm so fucking tired.
Anyway, good morning! Yeah, doing fine thanks, why do you ask?
Anyway, good morning! Yeah, doing fine thanks, why do you ask?
November 11, 2025 at 9:04 AM
It's all fucked, everything good is going down the pan, we're all slowly marching towards hell and I'm so fucking tired.
Anyway, good morning! Yeah, doing fine thanks, why do you ask?
Anyway, good morning! Yeah, doing fine thanks, why do you ask?
This week on Streaming Wednesdays, Matt actually builds a wall. Join us from 8pm!
Live From The Works - A Big, Beautiful Wall
YouTube video by Mattaf Productions
youtube.com
November 10, 2025 at 10:08 PM
This week on Streaming Wednesdays, Matt actually builds a wall. Join us from 8pm!
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The CURRENT sitting MP for Clacton earns £511,000 as a presenter for GB News and took £281,000 as a brand ambassador for Direct Bullion.
So maybe sit this one out, you rancid herring.
So maybe sit this one out, you rancid herring.
November 10, 2025 at 5:44 PM
The CURRENT sitting MP for Clacton earns £511,000 as a presenter for GB News and took £281,000 as a brand ambassador for Direct Bullion.
So maybe sit this one out, you rancid herring.
So maybe sit this one out, you rancid herring.
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November 7, 2025 at 11:05 PM