Tom McGrath
@tcmcg.bsky.social
Just another dipshit from Chicago. Bits and jokes and jokes and bits. Photos, sometimes acting, mostly nonsense.
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Tom McGrath
@tcmcg.bsky.social
· Nov 28
You incompetent idiots. You dummies. You clownshod nincompoops. Your descendants will be haunted by your deeds.
I used to know wedding planners/event planners and such. Is anyone on this app one? In Chicago, ideally.
February 1, 2026 at 7:28 PM
I used to know wedding planners/event planners and such. Is anyone on this app one? In Chicago, ideally.
Not only should I run on this, anyone who complains should be forced to work a manual-labor job for a full year. Freeze accounts (no dividends, no withdrawals, capped interest rate) for the duration.
It doesn’t have to be mutually exclusive with more inclusive(?)/progressive(?) goals, either: it’s paperwork enforcement in pursuit of permanent residency, path-to-citizenship, or amnesty or however you want to approach it.
February 1, 2026 at 7:19 PM
Not only should I run on this, anyone who complains should be forced to work a manual-labor job for a full year. Freeze accounts (no dividends, no withdrawals, capped interest rate) for the duration.
Yes, Johnson’s an imbecile, but what’s really galling is that he thinks Americans are dumber.
Mike Johnson always falsely states proposals he wants to bat down. No one has proposed that ICE agents wear their addresses. The proposal is that dress and act exactly as they did from the founding of the agency until Stephen Miller decided to give it a makeover
February 1, 2026 at 6:58 PM
Yes, Johnson’s an imbecile, but what’s really galling is that he thinks Americans are dumber.
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How I feel about the National Park Service
February 1, 2026 at 4:05 AM
How I feel about the National Park Service
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Honestly, I just don’t understand Spurs anymore.
February 1, 2026 at 6:14 PM
Honestly, I just don’t understand Spurs anymore.
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yeah seems like a good choice!
February 1, 2026 at 4:19 PM
yeah seems like a good choice!
A real “tell your doctor if you experience any of these symptoms, because it may indicate a severe allergic reaction to Northwestern Basketball” game.
February 1, 2026 at 3:27 AM
A real “tell your doctor if you experience any of these symptoms, because it may indicate a severe allergic reaction to Northwestern Basketball” game.
In my expert opinion, this game sucked.
February 1, 2026 at 2:51 AM
In my expert opinion, this game sucked.
This is a game that was made in a factory that also processes basketball.
February 1, 2026 at 2:24 AM
This is a game that was made in a factory that also processes basketball.
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oh shit we got hennepin hannah
January 31, 2026 at 2:55 PM
oh shit we got hennepin hannah
This post, while excellent on its own, was proximate to a @kbuts.bsky.social foliated kalkite skeet, and now I’m furious we didn’t get to see Catherine O’Hara as Krennic.
For The Ringer, I wrote about how amazing it was that the brilliant Catherine O'Hara finally became a superstar in her 60s, and how sad it is that she was taken from us just when we had all finally begun to appreciate her:
Catherine O’Hara Could Do Anything
And she pretty much did everything. The only tragedy is that it feels like she was just beginning to get the recognition her decades-long career always deserved.
www.theringer.com
January 31, 2026 at 3:11 PM
This post, while excellent on its own, was proximate to a @kbuts.bsky.social foliated kalkite skeet, and now I’m furious we didn’t get to see Catherine O’Hara as Krennic.
Ugh, Tucson.
On August 12, 2017, Heather Heyer was killed by a neo-Nazi in Charlottesville.
On August 17, 2017, Noam Chomsky told the Washington Examiner that antifa was “a gift to the far right”.
In between those dates he met with Jeffrey Epstein in Tuscon.
On August 17, 2017, Noam Chomsky told the Washington Examiner that antifa was “a gift to the far right”.
In between those dates he met with Jeffrey Epstein in Tuscon.
January 31, 2026 at 1:49 PM
Ugh, Tucson.
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On this day, 2 years ago. I sat in bed and said to myself, 'Why haven't you finally made that compilation of Jim McDonald from Coronation Street, absolutely battering people to Motörhead? So I did.'
Enjoy! It will forever be my greatest contribution to society.
Enjoy! It will forever be my greatest contribution to society.
January 31, 2026 at 9:06 AM
On this day, 2 years ago. I sat in bed and said to myself, 'Why haven't you finally made that compilation of Jim McDonald from Coronation Street, absolutely battering people to Motörhead? So I did.'
Enjoy! It will forever be my greatest contribution to society.
Enjoy! It will forever be my greatest contribution to society.
Ahhhhhhhh it’s so early this is inhumane
January 31, 2026 at 10:35 AM
Ahhhhhhhh it’s so early this is inhumane
Oh, I see why my flight was canceled.
It's near-white out conditions in Chicago as the snow comes down, and tonight's anti-ICE/CBP rally is wrapping up in front of city hall.
But not before the crowd bounces and chants, "I believe that we will win!"
But not before the crowd bounces and chants, "I believe that we will win!"
January 31, 2026 at 1:12 AM
Oh, I see why my flight was canceled.
Well, O’Hare apparently decided “fuck all this shit,” and I can’t leave Minneapolis until tomorrow morning.
January 31, 2026 at 12:54 AM
Well, O’Hare apparently decided “fuck all this shit,” and I can’t leave Minneapolis until tomorrow morning.
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Try the green stuff, it’s de-icer. Don’t believe me? Ask the dicer.
January 30, 2026 at 2:21 PM
Try the green stuff, it’s de-icer. Don’t believe me? Ask the dicer.
I understand how “ooh, you fancy” this may sound, but the incredibly inexpensive upgrade to first class on a flight from O’Hare to Minneapolis is the best hack available in this nightmare travelscape.
January 30, 2026 at 2:02 PM
I understand how “ooh, you fancy” this may sound, but the incredibly inexpensive upgrade to first class on a flight from O’Hare to Minneapolis is the best hack available in this nightmare travelscape.
Now, I may not even be a simple country lawyer, but it seems to me that the Democratic Party’s proposal is “we propose to make this thing illegal that is already illegal.”
January 30, 2026 at 2:48 AM
Now, I may not even be a simple country lawyer, but it seems to me that the Democratic Party’s proposal is “we propose to make this thing illegal that is already illegal.”