Tom McGrath
@tcmcg.bsky.social
Just another dipshit from Chicago. Bits and jokes and jokes and bits. Photos, sometimes acting, mostly nonsense.
You have my attention
November 19, 2025 at 2:33 AM
You have my attention
That’s terrifying … I might have to go see them when they come to town.
November 19, 2025 at 2:31 AM
That’s terrifying … I might have to go see them when they come to town.
OBE for Services to Tumblr
November 19, 2025 at 2:30 AM
OBE for Services to Tumblr
It’s open-source, so if it doesn’t yet, it soon will.
November 19, 2025 at 2:28 AM
It’s open-source, so if it doesn’t yet, it soon will.
Oh, no. They’re going to do so many murders.
November 19, 2025 at 2:27 AM
Oh, no. They’re going to do so many murders.
Yeah, to make me hungy for The Rich
November 19, 2025 at 2:25 AM
Yeah, to make me hungy for The Rich
(For “axe,” read “trombone”)
a close up of a man with a beard and the words `` and my axe '' .
Alt: “AND MY AXE” Gimli
media.tenor.com
November 19, 2025 at 2:24 AM
(For “axe,” read “trombone”)
I just assumed that cab fleeced her
November 19, 2025 at 1:52 AM
I just assumed that cab fleeced her
It won’t be, obviously. The Universe doesn’t operate in such a tidy fashion. But it would be darkly comedic.
November 19, 2025 at 1:51 AM
It won’t be, obviously. The Universe doesn’t operate in such a tidy fashion. But it would be darkly comedic.
I have not thought of this in, conservatively, a decade. And now I DEMAND ONE.
November 18, 2025 at 6:40 PM
I have not thought of this in, conservatively, a decade. And now I DEMAND ONE.
As good a time as any to repost this nightmare fuel:
November 18, 2025 at 5:49 PM
As good a time as any to repost this nightmare fuel:
That probably makes more sense, you’re right.
November 18, 2025 at 3:16 PM
That probably makes more sense, you’re right.
The tart that the confectioners rejected has become the cornerstone and so forth
November 18, 2025 at 3:15 PM
The tart that the confectioners rejected has become the cornerstone and so forth
The guy that put Nuzzi up in a writer’s garret can be Keiith Olbermaan.
November 18, 2025 at 3:14 PM
The guy that put Nuzzi up in a writer’s garret can be Keiith Olbermaan.
(My joke: less well-written! Or at least more open to inference.)
November 18, 2025 at 3:08 PM
(My joke: less well-written! Or at least more open to inference.)
Absolutely! It was as much an expression of blind squirrels finding nuts as any criticism of your response to it.
November 18, 2025 at 3:07 PM
Absolutely! It was as much an expression of blind squirrels finding nuts as any criticism of your response to it.
(No express disrespect intended towards the original skeet/skeeter, just that I eventually would pay to see The Lady In the Water in the theater.)
November 18, 2025 at 3:05 PM
(No express disrespect intended towards the original skeet/skeeter, just that I eventually would pay to see The Lady In the Water in the theater.)