Tom McGrath
@tcmcg.bsky.social
Just another dipshit from Chicago. Bits and jokes and jokes and bits. Photos, sometimes acting, mostly nonsense.
Waiting for the break of day
Searching for something to say
Flashing lights against the sky
Giving up, I close my eyes
Sitting cross-legged on the floor
Twenty-five or six to fo-oh-orrrr
Searching for something to say
Flashing lights against the sky
Giving up, I close my eyes
Sitting cross-legged on the floor
Twenty-five or six to fo-oh-orrrr
November 23, 2025 at 1:25 AM
Waiting for the break of day
Searching for something to say
Flashing lights against the sky
Giving up, I close my eyes
Sitting cross-legged on the floor
Twenty-five or six to fo-oh-orrrr
Searching for something to say
Flashing lights against the sky
Giving up, I close my eyes
Sitting cross-legged on the floor
Twenty-five or six to fo-oh-orrrr
…into the FORBIDDEN END ZONE
November 22, 2025 at 5:11 PM
…into the FORBIDDEN END ZONE
Holy crap, you guys, I was looking for some other stuff, and I found the Sousa Fall Down Go Boom video! (2009)
(Note: Everyone's ok, and I share this as a celebration of a) marching band members supporting one another and b) the crowd loving that they got back in the formation.)
(Note: Everyone's ok, and I share this as a celebration of a) marching band members supporting one another and b) the crowd loving that they got back in the formation.)
November 21, 2025 at 4:20 PM
Holy crap, you guys, I was looking for some other stuff, and I found the Sousa Fall Down Go Boom video! (2009)
(Note: Everyone's ok, and I share this as a celebration of a) marching band members supporting one another and b) the crowd loving that they got back in the formation.)
(Note: Everyone's ok, and I share this as a celebration of a) marching band members supporting one another and b) the crowd loving that they got back in the formation.)
Low ceiling this morning, so this hefty boi dropped out of the clouds low enough that it looked like they were considering driving the last couple miles on the Kennedy.
November 20, 2025 at 3:24 PM
Low ceiling this morning, so this hefty boi dropped out of the clouds low enough that it looked like they were considering driving the last couple miles on the Kennedy.
As good a time as any to repost this nightmare fuel:
November 18, 2025 at 5:49 PM
As good a time as any to repost this nightmare fuel:
For those of you that can’t make it to REDACTED: OCEAN’S 11 tonight (GMan Tavern, doors @ 7), I’ll let you know how this joke goes.
November 17, 2025 at 9:56 PM
For those of you that can’t make it to REDACTED: OCEAN’S 11 tonight (GMan Tavern, doors @ 7), I’ll let you know how this joke goes.
Oh, and this is the hard drive I was looking for:
November 16, 2025 at 8:14 PM
Oh, and this is the hard drive I was looking for:
This is, frankly, unsettling.
November 16, 2025 at 8:13 PM
This is, frankly, unsettling.
I was looking for a different drive, and found this. Whatever elementary/high school with that’s on this has to be absolutely haunted.
November 16, 2025 at 8:09 PM
I was looking for a different drive, and found this. Whatever elementary/high school with that’s on this has to be absolutely haunted.
I said “pictured,” and I didn’t picture it. Whatever.
November 16, 2025 at 7:48 PM
I said “pictured,” and I didn’t picture it. Whatever.
Ok, but, on the other hand:
November 15, 2025 at 7:31 PM
Ok, but, on the other hand:
No way would I have made this without standing upon the shoulders of the dickbat giants.
November 15, 2025 at 7:02 PM
No way would I have made this without standing upon the shoulders of the dickbat giants.
Is Northwestern doing Football as Dada Performance Art?
November 15, 2025 at 6:50 PM
Is Northwestern doing Football as Dada Performance Art?
Do not cite the deep magic to me, witch
November 11, 2025 at 1:48 AM
Do not cite the deep magic to me, witch
Unserious answers get unserious gifs.
November 10, 2025 at 1:45 PM
Unserious answers get unserious gifs.