T.C. Gnome
@tcgnome.bsky.social
Resident of the illegally occupied Kingdom of Hawai'i. Creator of sarcastic retorts and finally mature enough to not post most of them.
Reciprocal follows neither expected nor guaranteed. Live with Aloha!
Reciprocal follows neither expected nor guaranteed. Live with Aloha!
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Eldest wanted spam/pineapple fried rice. Happy to oblige.
February 16, 2026 at 11:07 PM
Eldest wanted spam/pineapple fried rice. Happy to oblige.
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I haven't seen any dead music since Jerry Garcia died.
i’m embarassed at how long it has been since i’ve seen live music.
February 16, 2026 at 3:59 PM
I haven't seen any dead music since Jerry Garcia died.
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#OddReasonsForADuel Misuse, of, commas.
February 15, 2026 at 5:09 PM
#OddReasonsForADuel Misuse, of, commas.
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It's a dangerous world & lawsuits are a part of it.
February 15, 2026 at 1:23 PM
It's a dangerous world & lawsuits are a part of it.
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Exhausted and dehydrated, I slowly walk the last few steps. “This has to be it,” I think to myself. Taking a deep breath, I close my eyes and turn the handle, whispering a little prayer as I step through. I open my eyes and the last trickle of hope leaks away. I am still in IKEA.
February 15, 2026 at 2:34 PM
Exhausted and dehydrated, I slowly walk the last few steps. “This has to be it,” I think to myself. Taking a deep breath, I close my eyes and turn the handle, whispering a little prayer as I step through. I open my eyes and the last trickle of hope leaks away. I am still in IKEA.
"There is no Zod, only XUR!"
February 15, 2026 at 5:11 PM
"There is no Zod, only XUR!"
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it's just a little dart frog toxin bro don't be such a baby
February 15, 2026 at 5:00 PM
it's just a little dart frog toxin bro don't be such a baby
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Harvey Korman was born February 15, 1927 in Chicago, Illinois.
February 15, 2026 at 1:01 PM
Harvey Korman was born February 15, 1927 in Chicago, Illinois.
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Happy Capt Cook FAFO Day!
February 14, 2026 at 8:12 PM
Happy Capt Cook FAFO Day!
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Tory defections to Reform UK rose by 462% in 2025 compared to 2024.
Vote for Reform UK and get the worst of the Tories.
https://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/entry/minister-calls-reform-retirement-home-for-failed-tories_uk_698f1b34e4b0e13a41757b0c?ncid=NEWSSTAND0001
Vote for Reform UK and get the worst of the Tories.
https://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/entry/minister-calls-reform-retirement-home-for-failed-tories_uk_698f1b34e4b0e13a41757b0c?ncid=NEWSSTAND0001
Minister Tears Into Reform For Being 'Retirement Home For Failed Tories'
Luke Pollard took aim at ex-Tory minister Nadine Dorries on BBC Question Time.
www.huffingtonpost.co.uk
February 14, 2026 at 5:36 PM
Tory defections to Reform UK rose by 462% in 2025 compared to 2024.
Vote for Reform UK and get the worst of the Tories.
https://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/entry/minister-calls-reform-retirement-home-for-failed-tories_uk_698f1b34e4b0e13a41757b0c?ncid=NEWSSTAND0001
Vote for Reform UK and get the worst of the Tories.
https://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/entry/minister-calls-reform-retirement-home-for-failed-tories_uk_698f1b34e4b0e13a41757b0c?ncid=NEWSSTAND0001
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This is my Caturday skeet on valentine’s day ❤️🖤❤️🖤
February 14, 2026 at 5:44 PM
This is my Caturday skeet on valentine’s day ❤️🖤❤️🖤
@dc2go.bsky.social BTW, KKBG used one of your 5 random factoids about 11:50 yesterday morning! (You're 1/2 inch taller in the morning...)
February 13, 2026 at 6:44 PM
@dc2go.bsky.social BTW, KKBG used one of your 5 random factoids about 11:50 yesterday morning! (You're 1/2 inch taller in the morning...)
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Not a word on the STV North News tonight about Hollie Davidson from Aboyne becoming the first-ever woman to referee a Six Nations Championship match tomorrow. (Ireland v Italy). I want to see the programme survive, but it’s not doing itself any favours!
February 13, 2026 at 6:26 PM
Not a word on the STV North News tonight about Hollie Davidson from Aboyne becoming the first-ever woman to referee a Six Nations Championship match tomorrow. (Ireland v Italy). I want to see the programme survive, but it’s not doing itself any favours!
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Pitcher plant dragon…
February 13, 2026 at 5:18 PM
Pitcher plant dragon…
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English Settlement was released on this day in 1982! My fave album of all time. #XTC
If interested, here are some of my thoughts on this phenomenal masterpiece. 💚
medium.com/the-album-ca...
If interested, here are some of my thoughts on this phenomenal masterpiece. 💚
medium.com/the-album-ca...
XTC’s ‘English Settlement’
Reflections on the innovative album on the 43rd anniversary of its release
medium.com
February 12, 2026 at 8:43 AM
English Settlement was released on this day in 1982! My fave album of all time. #XTC
If interested, here are some of my thoughts on this phenomenal masterpiece. 💚
medium.com/the-album-ca...
If interested, here are some of my thoughts on this phenomenal masterpiece. 💚
medium.com/the-album-ca...
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Took a tweed dress complete with shoulder cape that I’d bought right after Traitors finished back to shop today. She asked the reason for return. I said: ‘I got it home and realised I’m not Claudia Winkelman. Big mistake’. She wrote on the return paperwork: ‘Not Claudia Winkelman. Big mistake.’
February 12, 2026 at 5:32 PM
Took a tweed dress complete with shoulder cape that I’d bought right after Traitors finished back to shop today. She asked the reason for return. I said: ‘I got it home and realised I’m not Claudia Winkelman. Big mistake’. She wrote on the return paperwork: ‘Not Claudia Winkelman. Big mistake.’
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While the Mauna Kea Access Road is currently open, travel could be difficult as roads may be slippery.
Winter weather advisory in place for Big Island summits
While the Mauna Kea Access Road is currently open, travel could be difficult as roads may be slippery.
bigislandnow.com
February 11, 2026 at 9:23 PM
While the Mauna Kea Access Road is currently open, travel could be difficult as roads may be slippery.
Amazon sucks even worse than usual.
February 11, 2026 at 7:58 PM
Amazon sucks even worse than usual.
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Says the gazillionaire who loves Britain so much he became tax resident in Monaco so he didn't have to contribute to Britain's resources. Physician, heal thyself.
'The UK has been colonised by immigrants', says INEOS boss and Man Utd co-owner Sir Jim Ratcliffe
'The UK has been colonised by immigrants', says INEOS boss and Man Utd co-owner Sir Jim Ratcliffe
Britain has been "colonised" by immigrants, who are draining resources from the state, Sir Jim Ratcliffe, one of the country's richest and most influential men, has told Sky News.
news.sky.com
February 11, 2026 at 5:46 PM
Says the gazillionaire who loves Britain so much he became tax resident in Monaco so he didn't have to contribute to Britain's resources. Physician, heal thyself.
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Can we talk about how batshit crazy it was for Trump to post that China was going to permanently cancel the Stanley Cup if Canada signs a trade deal with them, or do we just assume at this point that he’s completely psychotic?
February 10, 2026 at 6:46 PM
Can we talk about how batshit crazy it was for Trump to post that China was going to permanently cancel the Stanley Cup if Canada signs a trade deal with them, or do we just assume at this point that he’s completely psychotic?
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"Stomping at the Savoy" by Chick Webb and His Orchestra. Chick Webb was #BOTD.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=zgX5...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=zgX5...
Chick Webb - STOMPIN' AT THE SAVOY
YouTube video by konidolfine
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February 10, 2026 at 4:32 PM
"Stomping at the Savoy" by Chick Webb and His Orchestra. Chick Webb was #BOTD.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=zgX5...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=zgX5...