T.C. Gnome
@tcgnome.bsky.social
Left-leaning Big Island of Hawai'i resident. Creator of sarcastic retorts and finally mature enough to not post most of them.
Reciprocal follows neither expected nor guaranteed. Live with Aloha!
Reciprocal follows neither expected nor guaranteed. Live with Aloha!
Ahem... when I say "1500 hours" I MEAN 1500 hours!
If I MEANT 3pm, I'd have said that!😆
If I MEANT 3pm, I'd have said that!😆
December 17, 2025 at 5:07 PM
Ahem... when I say "1500 hours" I MEAN 1500 hours!
If I MEANT 3pm, I'd have said that!😆
If I MEANT 3pm, I'd have said that!😆
Wow... pre-tariffs!
Darren probably couldn't afford to import you a bottle nowadays.
Darren probably couldn't afford to import you a bottle nowadays.
December 17, 2025 at 5:05 PM
Wow... pre-tariffs!
Darren probably couldn't afford to import you a bottle nowadays.
Darren probably couldn't afford to import you a bottle nowadays.
GENIUSES use their toes- that keeps their hands free to write down their sums on paper.😉
December 17, 2025 at 4:59 PM
GENIUSES use their toes- that keeps their hands free to write down their sums on paper.😉
👍😂
(The first words my wife speaks to me in the morning have nae changed in five months. "Is he dead yet?")
(The first words my wife speaks to me in the morning have nae changed in five months. "Is he dead yet?")
December 17, 2025 at 3:53 AM
👍😂
(The first words my wife speaks to me in the morning have nae changed in five months. "Is he dead yet?")
(The first words my wife speaks to me in the morning have nae changed in five months. "Is he dead yet?")
We've been calling him President Opala since January.
I have a fantasy where Drumpf comes to Hawaii, is called "President Opala", is told opala means "big chief" and Drumpf keeps PROUDLY telling folks that "In Hawaii, they call me President Opala- it means Big Chief"!😂
I have a fantasy where Drumpf comes to Hawaii, is called "President Opala", is told opala means "big chief" and Drumpf keeps PROUDLY telling folks that "In Hawaii, they call me President Opala- it means Big Chief"!😂
December 15, 2025 at 10:54 PM
We've been calling him President Opala since January.
I have a fantasy where Drumpf comes to Hawaii, is called "President Opala", is told opala means "big chief" and Drumpf keeps PROUDLY telling folks that "In Hawaii, they call me President Opala- it means Big Chief"!😂
I have a fantasy where Drumpf comes to Hawaii, is called "President Opala", is told opala means "big chief" and Drumpf keeps PROUDLY telling folks that "In Hawaii, they call me President Opala- it means Big Chief"!😂
I'm afraid if I don't, he'll accuse me of SEDITIOUS TREASON or some other only-in-his-mind charge...
December 15, 2025 at 5:20 PM
I'm afraid if I don't, he'll accuse me of SEDITIOUS TREASON or some other only-in-his-mind charge...
In our 8.5 years on this island, it's the worst SO2 situation we've experienced here in Mountain View. The air stunk like rotten eggs yesterday, and the headache... horrible.
December 14, 2025 at 5:50 PM
In our 8.5 years on this island, it's the worst SO2 situation we've experienced here in Mountain View. The air stunk like rotten eggs yesterday, and the headache... horrible.