Tallulah Bunkbed
@tallulahbunkbed.bsky.social
Basically, a cat toy. I'm the Artemisia Gentileschi of swearing. No crypto or MAGA. Peddle that shit somewhere else.
Divorce your MAGA husband. He secretly hates you.
Divorce your MAGA husband. He secretly hates you.
Since last year, packages shipped via USPS enjoy a sojourn of more than a week at some postal hub before moving on to actually moving. When will they arrive? Consult your Magic8Ball because tracking is useless.
February 17, 2026 at 8:17 PM
Since last year, packages shipped via USPS enjoy a sojourn of more than a week at some postal hub before moving on to actually moving. When will they arrive? Consult your Magic8Ball because tracking is useless.
Call those fuckers what they are: provocateurs
Whatever happens with Operation Metro surge there needs to be accountability of our law enforcement. Let’s remember this all started when right-wing influencers came to our state (with assistance from the MN GOP) to target Somali daycares and film children. Our cops didn’t protect kids and look.
February 16, 2026 at 8:49 PM
Call those fuckers what they are: provocateurs
While I'm letting my nails dry you may admire my lemon-scented hammer
February 14, 2026 at 10:33 PM
While I'm letting my nails dry you may admire my lemon-scented hammer
Every day I have imposter syndrome about dinner prep when it's literally, 'Ta darling, you are making corn dogs'
February 12, 2026 at 10:56 PM
Every day I have imposter syndrome about dinner prep when it's literally, 'Ta darling, you are making corn dogs'
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[friends explaining the concept of a Valentine to me]
Them: So, if you like someone you give them a heart...
Me: *pulls out blade*
Them: ... shaped card.
Me: *puts blade away*
Them: So, if you like someone you give them a heart...
Me: *pulls out blade*
Them: ... shaped card.
Me: *puts blade away*
February 10, 2025 at 6:08 PM
[friends explaining the concept of a Valentine to me]
Them: So, if you like someone you give them a heart...
Me: *pulls out blade*
Them: ... shaped card.
Me: *puts blade away*
Them: So, if you like someone you give them a heart...
Me: *pulls out blade*
Them: ... shaped card.
Me: *puts blade away*
Let's skip to the part where we've always known each other
February 11, 2026 at 6:34 PM
Let's skip to the part where we've always known each other
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Every time I hear something new about the whistles I start crying I stg.
As this article notes, they started as a tactic in LA and are supported by a network of disorganized volunteers who are, as Bree's skeet demonstrates, global
www.theverge.com/policy/87495...
As this article notes, they started as a tactic in LA and are supported by a network of disorganized volunteers who are, as Bree's skeet demonstrates, global
www.theverge.com/policy/87495...
February 10, 2026 at 5:27 PM
Every time I hear something new about the whistles I start crying I stg.
As this article notes, they started as a tactic in LA and are supported by a network of disorganized volunteers who are, as Bree's skeet demonstrates, global
www.theverge.com/policy/87495...
As this article notes, they started as a tactic in LA and are supported by a network of disorganized volunteers who are, as Bree's skeet demonstrates, global
www.theverge.com/policy/87495...
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Pilot: welcome aboard
Fighter pilot: [right hook]
Fighter pilot: [right hook]
February 8, 2026 at 4:34 PM
Pilot: welcome aboard
Fighter pilot: [right hook]
Fighter pilot: [right hook]
Sleepwalking scares me I mean you could wake up at Basecamp on Everest on your way up or down
February 9, 2026 at 10:56 PM
Sleepwalking scares me I mean you could wake up at Basecamp on Everest on your way up or down
So: does it set off no one's Creep Factor Radar to watch women's Olympic teams with apparently 100% male coaches?
February 8, 2026 at 4:00 AM
So: does it set off no one's Creep Factor Radar to watch women's Olympic teams with apparently 100% male coaches?
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🥰 MELIA is doing so well in training. @pawspathtofurever.bsky.social has shared her videos. She's currently in K9 rehab in Watertown, Connecticut. If you're interested in adopting MELIA please fill out the form below. She will need a forever home.
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February 7, 2026 at 1:02 AM
🥰 MELIA is doing so well in training. @pawspathtofurever.bsky.social has shared her videos. She's currently in K9 rehab in Watertown, Connecticut. If you're interested in adopting MELIA please fill out the form below. She will need a forever home.
👇💗👇💗👇💗👇💗👇💗👇
form.jotform.com/252536958908...
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Didn't know I could be more disgusted
I mean, I was pretty disgusted, like really disgusted, like distracting from the hatred even
I mean, I was pretty disgusted, like really disgusted, like distracting from the hatred even
February 6, 2026 at 4:49 PM
Didn't know I could be more disgusted
I mean, I was pretty disgusted, like really disgusted, like distracting from the hatred even
I mean, I was pretty disgusted, like really disgusted, like distracting from the hatred even
So aggravating when the curlers yell at each other in English I mean what are they saying
February 5, 2026 at 3:26 AM
So aggravating when the curlers yell at each other in English I mean what are they saying
CRYING
February 4, 2026 at 7:20 PM
CRYING
Had feelings made an extremely homemade peach upside down cake about it
February 3, 2026 at 7:24 PM
Had feelings made an extremely homemade peach upside down cake about it
zitherer zitherist zitherphile
February 2, 2026 at 9:03 PM
zitherer zitherist zitherphile
At an art show in my local public library the cheese was so delicious, ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
Your library might have art shows and cheese
Your library might have art shows and cheese
February 1, 2026 at 11:16 PM
At an art show in my local public library the cheese was so delicious, ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
Your library might have art shows and cheese
Your library might have art shows and cheese
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When I first knew I was in kidney failure, I imagined pushing hard and using my social media powers to find a living donor.
Then I realized that was asking for help (about the biggest possible favor) and I don't like that.
Then I realized that was asking for help (about the biggest possible favor) and I don't like that.
January 31, 2026 at 5:29 AM
When I first knew I was in kidney failure, I imagined pushing hard and using my social media powers to find a living donor.
Then I realized that was asking for help (about the biggest possible favor) and I don't like that.
Then I realized that was asking for help (about the biggest possible favor) and I don't like that.
I should embroider that in a hanky
Plus, there’s cake
January 31, 2026 at 2:39 AM
I should embroider that in a hanky
Who among me knows what I am talking about?
I have no idea what I mean by anything.
January 29, 2026 at 11:58 PM
Who among me knows what I am talking about?
Lulu and I hold paws
January 28, 2026 at 3:01 AM
Lulu and I hold paws
Guests at my birdseed salad bar empty the outdoor cat kibble bowl several times every day and a bluejay offered his complements to Friskies Buffet
January 27, 2026 at 4:56 PM
Guests at my birdseed salad bar empty the outdoor cat kibble bowl several times every day and a bluejay offered his complements to Friskies Buffet
Had feelings baked cookies about it
January 25, 2026 at 8:24 PM
Had feelings baked cookies about it
*talking to a ghost*
What happens when you want to haunt somebody but they die first
What happens when you want to haunt somebody but they die first
January 22, 2026 at 10:37 PM
*talking to a ghost*
What happens when you want to haunt somebody but they die first
What happens when you want to haunt somebody but they die first
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Can't believe this Letterkenny clip of a bunch of far right shitheels getting stomped isn't around more youtu.be/JObnr5e0TIg?...
Letterkenny - Natives and Hicks vs The Hard Right
YouTube video by ColdDayInHell
youtu.be
January 21, 2026 at 9:07 PM
Can't believe this Letterkenny clip of a bunch of far right shitheels getting stomped isn't around more youtu.be/JObnr5e0TIg?...