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Tallulah Bunkbed
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Basically, a cat toy. I'm the Artemisia Gentileschi of swearing. No crypto or MAGA. Peddle that shit somewhere else.

Divorce your MAGA husband. He secretly hates you.
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Pilot: welcome aboard

Fighter pilot: [right hook]
February 8, 2026 at 4:34 PM
Sleepwalking scares me I mean you could wake up at Basecamp on Everest on your way up or down
February 9, 2026 at 10:56 PM
So: does it set off no one's Creep Factor Radar to watch women's Olympic teams with apparently 100% male coaches?
February 8, 2026 at 4:00 AM
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🥰 MELIA is doing so well in training. @pawspathtofurever.bsky.social has shared her videos. She's currently in K9 rehab in Watertown, Connecticut. If you're interested in adopting MELIA please fill out the form below. She will need a forever home.
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February 7, 2026 at 1:02 AM
Didn't know I could be more disgusted

I mean, I was pretty disgusted, like really disgusted, like distracting from the hatred even
February 6, 2026 at 4:49 PM
So aggravating when the curlers yell at each other in English I mean what are they saying
February 5, 2026 at 3:26 AM
CRYING
Omg. Lol what did he do?!!
February 4, 2026 at 7:20 PM
Had feelings made an extremely homemade peach upside down cake about it
February 3, 2026 at 7:24 PM
zitherer zitherist zitherphile
February 2, 2026 at 9:03 PM
At an art show in my local public library the cheese was so delicious, ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐

Your library might have art shows and cheese
February 1, 2026 at 11:16 PM
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When I first knew I was in kidney failure, I imagined pushing hard and using my social media powers to find a living donor.

Then I realized that was asking for help (about the biggest possible favor) and I don't like that.
January 31, 2026 at 5:29 AM
I should embroider that in a hanky
Plus, there’s cake
January 31, 2026 at 2:39 AM
Who among me knows what I am talking about?
I have no idea what I mean by anything.
January 29, 2026 at 11:58 PM
Lulu and I hold paws
January 28, 2026 at 3:01 AM
Guests at my birdseed salad bar empty the outdoor cat kibble bowl several times every day and a bluejay offered his complements to Friskies Buffet
January 27, 2026 at 4:56 PM
Had feelings baked cookies about it
January 25, 2026 at 8:24 PM
*talking to a ghost*

What happens when you want to haunt somebody but they die first
January 22, 2026 at 10:37 PM
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Can't believe this Letterkenny clip of a bunch of far right shitheels getting stomped isn't around more youtu.be/JObnr5e0TIg?...
Letterkenny - Natives and Hicks vs The Hard Right
YouTube video by ColdDayInHell
youtu.be
January 21, 2026 at 9:07 PM
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Seeing Brits and Americans yelling at each other for fucking up the world in 2026 is like when your two friends who work at Arby’s have a bar fight. What can you say except “there’s probably equal blame and you’re both named Cody”
January 21, 2026 at 4:59 PM
Got feelings gonna bake biscuits about it
January 20, 2026 at 10:56 PM
There are too many people named Eddie: Eddie Albert Eddie Arnold Eddie Spaghetti

How do you tell them apart
January 20, 2026 at 4:54 PM
get up get up get up
January 18, 2026 at 3:51 PM
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Planthony's Gay Plant Store in Seattle with a hilarious ad. "What's orange and looks better laying in the dirt? This orange spider plant."
January 13, 2026 at 10:57 PM
Apropos of nothing:

Me: You quit your all-meat diet?

Him: The constipation wasn't as much fun as I remembered.
January 17, 2026 at 4:49 PM
Love you; pass it on
Love you; pass it on.
January 17, 2026 at 1:53 PM