Tallulah Bunkbed
@tallulahbunkbed.bsky.social
Basically, a cat toy. I'm the Artemisia Gentileschi of swearing. No crypto or MAGA. Peddle that shit somewhere else.
Divorce your MAGA husband. He secretly hates you.
Divorce your MAGA husband. He secretly hates you.
Therapy's expensive Combat your seasonal affective disorder by calling your Congressional representatives and getting a few things off your chest
November 24, 2025 at 9:29 PM
Therapy's expensive Combat your seasonal affective disorder by calling your Congressional representatives and getting a few things off your chest
Don't screw with someone who folds your underwear
Thank you for coming to my TED talk
Thank you for coming to my TED talk
November 23, 2025 at 8:05 PM
Don't screw with someone who folds your underwear
Thank you for coming to my TED talk
Thank you for coming to my TED talk
😇
In Monrovia, California, protesters are purchasing 17¢ ICE scrapers from Home Depot and immediately returning them to create long lines and slow down the entire store. Their aim is to disrupt sales and convey a message opposing ICE raids occurring in their neighborhood.
November 23, 2025 at 4:36 PM
😇
"I'm awake," I say as I trip over the robot vacuum because what day is it
November 23, 2025 at 3:14 AM
"I'm awake," I say as I trip over the robot vacuum because what day is it
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Sweet lil Saturn is up for adoption! www.petfinder.com/cat/saturn-7...
Adopt Saturn on Petfinder
Saturn is an adoptable Cat - Domestic Short Hair searching for a forever family near North Haven, CT. Use Petfinder to find adoptable pets in your area.
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November 22, 2025 at 8:38 PM
Sweet lil Saturn is up for adoption! www.petfinder.com/cat/saturn-7...
For December Gift-Giving Holiday, you don't have to spend a cent to give someone a gift they really need. Know a young mommy? Give her 2 hours of babysitting time so she can nap or get a haircut.
November 20, 2025 at 11:21 PM
For December Gift-Giving Holiday, you don't have to spend a cent to give someone a gift they really need. Know a young mommy? Give her 2 hours of babysitting time so she can nap or get a haircut.
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Defenestration, but we throw them out The Overton Window.
March 24, 2025 at 6:18 PM
Defenestration, but we throw them out The Overton Window.
She's looking at me but not talking to me. She says, "There's a context for everything she says, we just don't know what it is." Somewhere, an audience goes wild.
November 20, 2025 at 1:52 PM
She's looking at me but not talking to me. She says, "There's a context for everything she says, we just don't know what it is." Somewhere, an audience goes wild.
You haven't lived until you've been punched in the face by flying leaves
November 19, 2025 at 10:37 PM
You haven't lived until you've been punched in the face by flying leaves
What if we could skip through all this and Myrna Loy?
November 18, 2025 at 11:24 PM
What if we could skip through all this and Myrna Loy?
@thegeorg.bsky.social Thank you, thank you!
November 18, 2025 at 9:09 PM
@thegeorg.bsky.social Thank you, thank you!
Again, I've failed to hibernate
November 18, 2025 at 2:45 PM
Again, I've failed to hibernate
Vacuum sealer cozy is this anything
November 17, 2025 at 10:34 PM
Vacuum sealer cozy is this anything
"I need more clothespins" are words I just said
November 16, 2025 at 9:53 PM
"I need more clothespins" are words I just said
*nibbled cachapa for democracy*
November 16, 2025 at 7:58 PM
*nibbled cachapa for democracy*
Not now, sweetie, I think that jug's gonna pounce
November 15, 2025 at 10:05 PM
Not now, sweetie, I think that jug's gonna pounce
Say it with spray cheese
November 15, 2025 at 12:56 PM
Say it with spray cheese
You know what's exciting neither do I
November 14, 2025 at 10:00 PM
You know what's exciting neither do I
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Him: Why did it take you so long to answer the door?
Me:
Me:
November 14, 2025 at 9:05 PM
Him: Why did it take you so long to answer the door?
Me:
Me:
Utterly gobsmacked: that bullshit spreadsheet building I did for an unnamed university turns out to be the skill the food pantry desperately needs
Fuck!
Fuck!
November 13, 2025 at 5:17 PM
Utterly gobsmacked: that bullshit spreadsheet building I did for an unnamed university turns out to be the skill the food pantry desperately needs
Fuck!
Fuck!
Happy Felix Unger Day to all
Hope you rested up
Hope you rested up
The Odd Couple TV Show Opening Theme Season Two 1970
YouTube video by retrorebirth
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November 13, 2025 at 1:32 PM
Happy Felix Unger Day to all
Hope you rested up
Hope you rested up
I am going to need a nap before I consider your request/demand/death threat
November 13, 2025 at 12:16 AM
I am going to need a nap before I consider your request/demand/death threat
Can't talk now, deviled ham
November 11, 2025 at 10:48 PM
Can't talk now, deviled ham
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My sweet Emily! Where are my fucking East Coast fosters for her? Why is she getting a Euth command? She’ll be taken out in a fucking trash bag guys! Come on! Pls apply for her! I can’t let her be murdered! Pls repost her!
November 11, 2025 at 7:57 PM
My sweet Emily! Where are my fucking East Coast fosters for her? Why is she getting a Euth command? She’ll be taken out in a fucking trash bag guys! Come on! Pls apply for her! I can’t let her be murdered! Pls repost her!
Divorce or murder
mrs d says she lost a lot of her sense of taste to covid, so imma play a joke tomorrow and make her a pot of coffee with this here hot dog water
November 10, 2025 at 12:45 AM
Divorce or murder