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Whatever you do, do not commit suicune
November 17, 2025 at 7:36 PM
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(spending 9 billion dollars to make a robot say "i have always loved you") hard times create strong men
November 16, 2025 at 9:35 PM
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bdsm-v
November 13, 2025 at 3:54 PM
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girls don't want boys girls want mashed potatoes
November 10, 2025 at 11:15 PM
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guy at the bar goes i like your hello kitty waterbottle i say oh thank you but it's not hello kitty it's my melody and he goes oh well i like your melody water bottle and i say she goes by my melody so it would be your my melody waterbottle and he goes i have a hello kitty shirt okay be educated bro
November 10, 2025 at 6:25 PM
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my body is a machine that turns pomegranate nodules into shit that's concerningly red
November 7, 2025 at 9:14 PM
i'm doing things on my job's instagram stories that you bitches could never understand
November 4, 2025 at 5:29 AM
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there is power in the name of cheezit
September 24, 2025 at 12:14 AM
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My name is Ozymandias, King of Kings. Look on my works and let me know if you have any questions! 🤗
October 29, 2025 at 9:16 PM
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getting perjury. perfect surgery. the surgery that makes you perfect
October 28, 2025 at 11:28 PM
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WHY - dashare.zone ADMIN
October 29, 2025 at 12:29 AM
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there are so many people smarter than me in this world. thats awesome
October 24, 2025 at 10:28 PM
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chudler up to bat, and here's the swing, andddd he hits himself in the balls, chudler is down repeat, chudler is down
October 28, 2025 at 4:36 AM
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Early humans were online an hour, maybe two hours, per day
October 29, 2025 at 5:06 AM
petition for someone to make reality tv for Empaths where they cut the fights down to just the main beats so you only have to see people being mean to each other as much as necessary to know *why* they are being mean.
October 29, 2025 at 5:54 AM
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October 23, 2025 at 2:30 AM
petition to sell circus peanuts candy in packs of 3-5 individual peanuts bc I do want to eat something the texture of couch cushions but more than that and I need a 6 hr nap
October 11, 2025 at 2:00 AM
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They should invent a way for women to have gay sex with men
October 9, 2025 at 7:55 PM
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T4T stands for tooth for tooth you're supposed to pull one out to give to ur sweetie
October 9, 2025 at 3:02 AM
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being a bisexual doesn't make me half straight it makes me double gay
October 7, 2025 at 9:21 PM
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October 7, 2025 at 4:41 PM
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I'm teaching the computer to smoke cigarettes
October 6, 2025 at 3:56 AM
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Yakuza: Like A Woman
October 5, 2025 at 1:10 PM
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October 2, 2025 at 3:39 PM
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i actually prefer it when the mods actively hate the user base and vice versa, that’s how every great message board worked for years and i think we should give it a whirl
October 3, 2025 at 3:54 PM