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DITZ DYNASTY (patch です。)
@sulliday.bsky.social
forebearer of the unisex jockstrap movement
𓅅Fujoletarian Vanguard Party Chair𓅅
🔞 fu[\0]shi
AI-phobic
what if kurimanjū was they but also girl but also neither both

-bay area
-employed/educated/trained NEET
-bloc party fan
-feds can ask for signal
Pinned
can you do this to me
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Nanao
January 21, 2026 at 6:07 AM
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January 17, 2026 at 10:20 PM
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“One notable MIT study found that 95 percent of companies that integrated AI saw zero meaningful growth in revenue. For coding tasks, one of AI’s most widely hyped applications, another study showed that programmers who used AI coding tools actually became slower at their jobs.”
AI Completely Failing to Boost Productivity, Says Top Analyst
AI may or may not excel at a lot of things, but from an economic standpoint, it's definitely not making us more productive.
futurism.com
January 20, 2026 at 12:52 AM
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"I am, somehow, less interested in the weight and convolutions of Einstein’s brain than in the near certainty that people of equal talent have lived and died in cotton fields and sweatshops."

Stephen Jay Gould, The Panda's Thumb
January 20, 2026 at 12:32 AM
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Zohran CLAIMS to be a socialist, and yet he keeps doing things that I can only categorise as 'king shit'. INTERESTING.
Oh yes, oh yes. Let’s let this trend catch on.
January 20, 2026 at 2:08 PM
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OH NO THEY'RE EATING HIM

#deer 🦌
January 20, 2026 at 5:48 PM
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I couldn't share this last night, but if you haven't seen it yet, the worst/most epic bluesky story of 2026 is in this thread, and is sort of this micrometaphor for what the entire country is going through right now lmao. Incredible stuff.

Also really cool nobody joked about it until it was over.
I just woke up from a nap and somehow while I was asleep, everyone on the bus has figured out we are not going to the right place
January 20, 2026 at 5:48 PM
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January 20, 2026 at 4:45 PM
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The goal of working out is to make your ass look hella phat in jeans
January 20, 2026 at 5:38 PM
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January 20, 2026 at 4:41 PM
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When I was in school we’d have posters of Shaq and Vince Carter drinking milk and now it’s like hey want to see this weird looking person who gets paid to make your uncle racist
"Drink whole milk, you'll come in 5th place" is an incredible ad campaign.
January 20, 2026 at 4:11 PM
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𝗜𝗻𝘀𝗲𝗰𝘂𝗿𝗶𝘁𝘆😢    ¹ᵐ ᵃᵍᵒ
I will always be part of you
and I never plan on leaving.

𝗔𝗻𝘅𝗶𝗲𝘁𝘆😞       ¹ᵐ ᵃᵍᵒ
I wonder what we can make
go wrong today.

𝗥𝗼𝗯 𝗭𝗼𝗺𝗯𝗶𝗲🧟   ⁶ᵐ ᵃᵍᵒ
Everybodys fuckin in a UFO
January 20, 2026 at 6:31 AM
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January 19, 2026 at 7:54 PM
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It's really worth noting that "farmer" means "land baron" in the US. Not the employees who work the land. Not small, independent operations. Fuck these people! They're the bourgeois who wear Carhartt for interviews.
I usually try to eschew elitism in all forms, but enough is enough. These people are dumb fucking yokels. They live in a completely different reality than I do, and I don’t want to share a country with them any longer.
January 20, 2026 at 3:55 AM
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@nerdjpg.com For your archives
January 19, 2026 at 10:12 PM
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Gavin Newsom backed down immediately when Ben Shapiro got mad at his press office for being too incendiary when Renee Good was shot. Newsom can’t even stand up to a failed right wing podcaster while ICE is murdering people. If you think he can stand up to Trump you’re the biggest ruse on the planet.
January 20, 2026 at 2:29 AM
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this is the stupidest graphic
January 19, 2026 at 11:34 PM
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forbearingly cumming
January 20, 2026 at 1:28 AM
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scully you're not gonna believe this
January 19, 2026 at 9:17 PM
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October 24, 2025 at 1:09 PM
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January 20, 2026 at 12:34 AM
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i know a few mutuals like this
January 14, 2026 at 11:06 PM
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I think grocery prices are what you run on when you have no real agenda
I actually think running a sustained "grocery prices too high" campaign is smart and good politics but the way a lot of Dems are doing it - posting like "Trump promised to lower grocery prices but he let us down!" is specifically not effective
January 20, 2026 at 12:29 AM
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"I'm a woman" ad spot to help fix company
January 20, 2026 at 12:21 AM
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ur goddamn right she is
"Were" in werewolf is from the old English "wer", meaning man. The old english for woman was "wif", which is where we get wife from.

So a girl with lycanthropy would actually be a wifewolf
January 19, 2026 at 11:28 PM