Suzanne Reisman
@suzannereisman.bsky.social
Dropper of f-bombs. Lover of esoteric Jewish shit. Fan of Agrat bat Machalat. Emperor of typos. Abortion on demand. Let's go Mets! Novelist wannabe. Tour guide: https://www.ganyc.org/suzanne-reisman
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The Untervelt Private Investigators
A Mystical Mystery
judithmagazine.substack.com
Want a short period of escaping from reality? The first chapter of my novel about a perimenopausal woman, her Holocaust survivor grandparents, and their private detective agency focusing on Jewish supernatural cases might be what you need! judithmagazine.substack.com/p/the-unterv...
Dear Hollywood,
PLEASE make a movie in which Jason Statham fights ICE.
Thanks,
Suzanne
PLEASE make a movie in which Jason Statham fights ICE.
Thanks,
Suzanne
November 15, 2025 at 1:57 AM
Dear Hollywood,
PLEASE make a movie in which Jason Statham fights ICE.
Thanks,
Suzanne
PLEASE make a movie in which Jason Statham fights ICE.
Thanks,
Suzanne
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According to the car wash owner, agents arrested employees before they could obtain their documentation from their work lockers. So many were likely here legally.
Here's hoping this article on Zac boasting about how he ruined some immigrants' lives follows him around for a very long time.
Here's hoping this article on Zac boasting about how he ruined some immigrants' lives follows him around for a very long time.
BU College Republicans president says he called ICE to ‘detain these criminals’ at Allston Car Wash
The president of Boston University College Republicans wrote on X he called the U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement requesting it detain employees at Allston Car Wash, the site of a Nov. 4 raid w...
dailyfreepress.com
November 13, 2025 at 4:03 PM
According to the car wash owner, agents arrested employees before they could obtain their documentation from their work lockers. So many were likely here legally.
Here's hoping this article on Zac boasting about how he ruined some immigrants' lives follows him around for a very long time.
Here's hoping this article on Zac boasting about how he ruined some immigrants' lives follows him around for a very long time.
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turns out Larry Summers really was a raging sub-literate misogynist creep this entire time, who could have known
November 13, 2025 at 4:31 PM
turns out Larry Summers really was a raging sub-literate misogynist creep this entire time, who could have known
Did the forecast show rain? No.
Did I bring an unbrelka? No.
Is it raining? Of course it fucking is.
Did I bring an unbrelka? No.
Is it raining? Of course it fucking is.
November 13, 2025 at 4:32 PM
Did the forecast show rain? No.
Did I bring an unbrelka? No.
Is it raining? Of course it fucking is.
Did I bring an unbrelka? No.
Is it raining? Of course it fucking is.
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If only there were a government that could indict an ICE agent for perjury…
www.washingtonpost.com/dc-md-va/202...
www.washingtonpost.com/dc-md-va/202...
Jury finds D.C. ‘sandwich guy’ not guilty of assaulting officer
Sean C. Dunn admitted he flung the hoagie at a federal agent. His attorneys called it a “harmless gesture” of protest as Trump commandeered D.C. police.
www.washingtonpost.com
November 6, 2025 at 7:49 PM
If only there were a government that could indict an ICE agent for perjury…
www.washingtonpost.com/dc-md-va/202...
www.washingtonpost.com/dc-md-va/202...
Can a cough drop defeat coffee breath? Asking for a friend who has awful coffee breath and a bag of cough drops...
November 6, 2025 at 7:49 PM
Can a cough drop defeat coffee breath? Asking for a friend who has awful coffee breath and a bag of cough drops...
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if you didn't follow the VA governor race you didn't know that Earle-Sears ran like a billion anti-trans campaign ads and Spanberger didn't flinch or pull a Newsom.
going all-in against trans people is a losing move, especially when the federal government has made harming and killing us a priority.
going all-in against trans people is a losing move, especially when the federal government has made harming and killing us a priority.
November 5, 2025 at 1:52 AM
if you didn't follow the VA governor race you didn't know that Earle-Sears ran like a billion anti-trans campaign ads and Spanberger didn't flinch or pull a Newsom.
going all-in against trans people is a losing move, especially when the federal government has made harming and killing us a priority.
going all-in against trans people is a losing move, especially when the federal government has made harming and killing us a priority.
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And I know things like this are happening around the country. But we can’t become numb to the horror and profound injustice of it. We can’t.
We can’t become numb to the violence of our government. We can’t.
If we become numb to their inhumanity, we risk our humanity too. 5/5
We can’t become numb to the violence of our government. We can’t.
If we become numb to their inhumanity, we risk our humanity too. 5/5
November 5, 2025 at 2:16 AM
And I know things like this are happening around the country. But we can’t become numb to the horror and profound injustice of it. We can’t.
We can’t become numb to the violence of our government. We can’t.
If we become numb to their inhumanity, we risk our humanity too. 5/5
We can’t become numb to the violence of our government. We can’t.
If we become numb to their inhumanity, we risk our humanity too. 5/5
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The feds attacked a car wash, abducted people who have legal status, and their boss can’t find them to HELP them because he has no idea where they are.
This is insane.
These are our neighbors. 4/
This is insane.
These are our neighbors. 4/
November 5, 2025 at 2:16 AM
The feds attacked a car wash, abducted people who have legal status, and their boss can’t find them to HELP them because he has no idea where they are.
This is insane.
These are our neighbors. 4/
This is insane.
These are our neighbors. 4/
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It's been 41 days since Adelita Grijalva was elected by the people of Arizona's seventh congressional district to represent them in Congress.
Mike Johnson still refuses to swear her in.
Mike Johnson still refuses to swear her in.
November 3, 2025 at 3:28 PM
It's been 41 days since Adelita Grijalva was elected by the people of Arizona's seventh congressional district to represent them in Congress.
Mike Johnson still refuses to swear her in.
Mike Johnson still refuses to swear her in.
I finished the #tcsnycmarathon in my goal time of under 5 hours, and I may never walk again, but I'm having #Jeni's Goat Cheese and Cherry ice cream for dinner, so it's all good.
November 3, 2025 at 12:44 AM
I finished the #tcsnycmarathon in my goal time of under 5 hours, and I may never walk again, but I'm having #Jeni's Goat Cheese and Cherry ice cream for dinner, so it's all good.
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🎉Go A LITTLE TRICKERIE!
Huge congratulations to BNA21 SLee Rosanna Pike on shortlisting for The Bollinger Everyman Wodehouse Prize for Comic Fiction.
"Rosanna Pike’s debut is a glorious, Chaucerian romp written with a unique voice and a delight in bawdy and farce."
Huge congratulations to BNA21 SLee Rosanna Pike on shortlisting for The Bollinger Everyman Wodehouse Prize for Comic Fiction.
"Rosanna Pike’s debut is a glorious, Chaucerian romp written with a unique voice and a delight in bawdy and farce."
Rosanna Pike’s A Little Trickerie (Fig Tree), Sandi Toksvig’s Friends of Dorothy (Virago) and Alexander Sammartino’s Last Acts (One) are among the titles shortlisted for the Bollinger Everyman Wodehouse Prize for Comic Fiction 2025.
Read more 👇
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Rosanna Pike and Sandi Toksvig shortlisted for the Bollinger Everyman Wodehouse Prize
Rosanna Pike’s A Little Trickerie (Fig Tree) and Sandi Toksvig Friends of Dorothy (Virago) have been shortlisted for the Bollinger Everyman Wodehouse Prize for Comic Fiction.
ebx.sh
October 28, 2025 at 9:03 PM
🎉Go A LITTLE TRICKERIE!
Huge congratulations to BNA21 SLee Rosanna Pike on shortlisting for The Bollinger Everyman Wodehouse Prize for Comic Fiction.
"Rosanna Pike’s debut is a glorious, Chaucerian romp written with a unique voice and a delight in bawdy and farce."
Huge congratulations to BNA21 SLee Rosanna Pike on shortlisting for The Bollinger Everyman Wodehouse Prize for Comic Fiction.
"Rosanna Pike’s debut is a glorious, Chaucerian romp written with a unique voice and a delight in bawdy and farce."
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There are no words for Sudan-- the "blood bath" conclusion marks the complete failure of the international community. This is a horrific situation & like so many other wars, I doubt there will be justice for these survivors & their families.
Sudan siege ends in bloodbath despite pleas for mercy
Evidence emerges of atrocities committed by the paramilitary RSF after it seized control of El Fasher
www.ft.com
October 29, 2025 at 5:41 PM
There are no words for Sudan-- the "blood bath" conclusion marks the complete failure of the international community. This is a horrific situation & like so many other wars, I doubt there will be justice for these survivors & their families.
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Posting a photo of Ceausescu’s bathroom for no apparent reason.
October 31, 2025 at 11:31 PM
Posting a photo of Ceausescu’s bathroom for no apparent reason.
The one thing about white Republicans you can always count on is that they love being victims. Lordy, they LOVE it. Especially the men.
October 29, 2025 at 1:03 PM
The one thing about white Republicans you can always count on is that they love being victims. Lordy, they LOVE it. Especially the men.
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Can someone explain to me why Mike Johnson keeps doing press conferences given he has shut down the House indefinitely and it doesn't exist anymore as far as he's concerned? (also why reporters keep showing up and asking him questions like that's not the case when he won't answer any of them anyway)
October 28, 2025 at 6:38 PM
Can someone explain to me why Mike Johnson keeps doing press conferences given he has shut down the House indefinitely and it doesn't exist anymore as far as he's concerned? (also why reporters keep showing up and asking him questions like that's not the case when he won't answer any of them anyway)
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A USDA memo shows the Trump regime rejected using $5 billion in contingency funds to extend food aid during the shutdown. We’re in the shutdown because Republicans don't want to extend Obamacare subsidies, which help millions of Americans have affordable healthcare.
open.substack.com/pub/marytrum...
open.substack.com/pub/marytrum...
Starving Children Just to Make a Point
Morning Dispatch
open.substack.com
October 28, 2025 at 6:39 PM
A USDA memo shows the Trump regime rejected using $5 billion in contingency funds to extend food aid during the shutdown. We’re in the shutdown because Republicans don't want to extend Obamacare subsidies, which help millions of Americans have affordable healthcare.
open.substack.com/pub/marytrum...
open.substack.com/pub/marytrum...
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Seven years ago today, a man with hate in his heart and a gun in his hand entered a Pittsburgh synagogue on a Shabbat morning. He shot and killed 11 people, wounded 6 more, and traumatized the Pittsburgh community — and the entirety of the American Jewish community.
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October 28, 2025 at 12:26 AM
Seven years ago today, a man with hate in his heart and a gun in his hand entered a Pittsburgh synagogue on a Shabbat morning. He shot and killed 11 people, wounded 6 more, and traumatized the Pittsburgh community — and the entirety of the American Jewish community.
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Holding in my prayers all who we lost in the Tree of Life, Dor Hadash, and New Life shooting seven years ago today and all who lost loved ones on that day.
October 27, 2025 at 2:44 PM
Holding in my prayers all who we lost in the Tree of Life, Dor Hadash, and New Life shooting seven years ago today and all who lost loved ones on that day.
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October 27, 2025 at 11:41 PM
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💫Submissions call for the Bath Children's Novel Award 2025! £5,000 prize, open to emerging writers of MG, YA, CB and PBT. Literary agent Clare Wallace is judging from a shortlist chosen by Junior Judges aged 7-17 years. Closing date 30 Nov, full details at: bathnovelaward.co.uk/childrens-no...
October 27, 2025 at 9:57 AM
💫Submissions call for the Bath Children's Novel Award 2025! £5,000 prize, open to emerging writers of MG, YA, CB and PBT. Literary agent Clare Wallace is judging from a shortlist chosen by Junior Judges aged 7-17 years. Closing date 30 Nov, full details at: bathnovelaward.co.uk/childrens-no...
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Whenever people complain about the number of folks relying on food stamps, it is worth reminding them that SNAP is, by too large of a degree, a subsidy for corporations that refuse to pay a living wage and their political allies who reject public policy prescriptions to reduce income inequality.
October 27, 2025 at 1:11 AM
Whenever people complain about the number of folks relying on food stamps, it is worth reminding them that SNAP is, by too large of a degree, a subsidy for corporations that refuse to pay a living wage and their political allies who reject public policy prescriptions to reduce income inequality.
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My high-risk buddy was recently in the hospital. A healthcare worker there told him "this latest version of COVID isn't airborne" so he didn't have to worry about catching it from his roommate, who had tested positive.
This is why we can't have nice things.
This is why we can't have nice things.
a man with a beard is screaming while wearing a suit .
Alt: a man with a beard is internally screaming while wearing a suit .
media.tenor.com
October 26, 2025 at 11:08 PM
My high-risk buddy was recently in the hospital. A healthcare worker there told him "this latest version of COVID isn't airborne" so he didn't have to worry about catching it from his roommate, who had tested positive.
This is why we can't have nice things.
This is why we can't have nice things.
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It’s wild how so many people are gaslit into believing declining health and being sick all the time is just ‘normal’ in your 30s. No. This is what repeated COVID infections do.
Source: x.com/G_GreeneFan/...
Source: x.com/G_GreeneFan/...
October 27, 2025 at 1:26 AM
It’s wild how so many people are gaslit into believing declining health and being sick all the time is just ‘normal’ in your 30s. No. This is what repeated COVID infections do.
Source: x.com/G_GreeneFan/...
Source: x.com/G_GreeneFan/...
Call them what the are: Gestapo agents
Reports are coming in that federal agents have tear-gassed protesters in Lakeview, Chicago, a neighborhood that’s roughly 75% white.
It means the regime has started to show its cards...
#BlueCrew #ProudBlue #Resist #ResistTrump #Thisiswhywefight #StrongerTogether #StayWoke #ProtectOurRights
It means the regime has started to show its cards...
#BlueCrew #ProudBlue #Resist #ResistTrump #Thisiswhywefight #StrongerTogether #StayWoke #ProtectOurRights
October 26, 2025 at 2:34 PM
Call them what the are: Gestapo agents