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The Coolest Bitch in Town
Based on how my last update went a couple weeks ago I’m afraid my phone is just gonna burn up in flames with this one because Tim Apple needs me to buy the new and improved Apple AIphone
January 29, 2026 at 7:40 PM
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To my colleagues in the Senate: Hold the line.
January 29, 2026 at 6:23 PM
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me imagining being a billionaire: i would like a butler...who's a monkey...a monkey butler. house trained. a smart one. i'm going to do that. where's my phone

billionaire (irl): what if we just like killed everyone. all of these fucking people. a river of blood. in the streets. i would love that
January 29, 2026 at 5:42 PM
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A legal asylum-seeker who works at Chipotle and plays music at a church in Maine went missing. His pastor searched and searched, eventually finding his abandoned car with the keys on the floor.

ICE grabbed him. No criminal record. No explanation.
January 29, 2026 at 3:58 PM
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HoW ArE wE GonNa PaY FoR SinGLe PayER
One Oakland police officer made $490,000 in overtime in 2024. The city can’t find records detailing much of what he did.

Reporter Beck Klein examines OPD's overtime use through 1 officer's astonishing schedule, revealing multiple problems and raising big questions.

oaklandside.org/2026/01/29/o...
One Oakland police officer made $490,000 in overtime. The city can’t find records detailing much of what he did
One OPD officer logged 5,242 total working hours, racking up $490,000 in overtime pay. If he worked more than half of the time in a calendar year, why can't the city tell us what he did?
oaklandside.org
January 29, 2026 at 5:07 PM
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Take a look at what tariffs have done to aluminum prices in the US (versus prices in Europe and Japan) — and you can almost understand why there’s been no manufacturing boom. 🤡

A good primer here from @scottlincicome.bsky.social

@bloomberg.com
www.bloomberg.com/opinion/arti...
January 29, 2026 at 4:27 PM
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I keep seeing posts going "when ICE comes to MY city, we'll be out in the streets even harder" and man, I get that sentiment but I need everyone to understand that the work in Minneapolis is partly confrontational but MORE IMPORTANTLY aaallll the stuff organized in the background to help neighbors
January 29, 2026 at 4:16 PM
It’s very weird that they are bringing out Tom Homan like “here, we have a Tom Homan to save the day! And media goes “oh Tom Homan I love him he is good”

But I know Tom Homan, he’s not a new character, he’s a Nazi sonofabitch. Always has been.
January 29, 2026 at 4:23 PM
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"I'm coming to Boston and I'm bringing hell with me."
--Homan in February

"Do I expect violence to escalate? Absolutely."
-- Tom Homan in March

"I actually thought about getting up and throwing that man a beating right there in the middle of the room"
-- Homan in July, referring to a D congressman
Homan: "I begged for the last two months on TV for the rhetoric to stop. I said in March -- if the rhetoric doesn't stop, there is gonna be bloodshed. And there has been. I wish I wasn't right. I don't want to see anybody die."
January 29, 2026 at 3:32 PM
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Have you figured it out yet?
ICE will soon be tasked with election "security".

How does that make you feel?
January 29, 2026 at 4:12 PM
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NEW: Liam Conejo Ramos, the 5-year-old who ICE agents in Minneapolis nabbed last week and shipped off to a Texas detention facility with his dad, is now in poor health, his school superintendent told me today www.huffpost.com/entry/liam-c...
5-Year-Old in ICE Detention Is Sick, Says Top School Official
The 5-year-old who was taken by federal agents in Minneapolis is being held behind bars with his father in Texas.
www.huffpost.com
January 28, 2026 at 9:59 PM
They’re hungry ok? They can’t get any chimichangas or fajitas with just meat cheese and tortilla, they can’t even get plain cheeseburger sometimes, so of course they are gonna need to pop off a few rounds now and then.
January 29, 2026 at 4:15 PM
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BREAKING: New video emerges, allegedly from days before Pretti's killing that shows at least three of the same agents, including one of the main instigators of Pretti incident who pushed the woman, in another altercation --confirmed by his number NS-919.

Credit: JesusFreakingCongress on X. /
January 29, 2026 at 3:58 PM
Yeah I’m into fusion food. I dip chik fila hash browns into torchy’s queso.
January 29, 2026 at 4:00 PM
Backpack was on too tight so to get it off I had to move it like Bernie
a man with a mustache is wearing a blue and white jacket and sunglasses .
ALT: a man with a mustache is wearing a blue and white jacket and sunglasses .
media.tenor.com
January 29, 2026 at 2:47 PM
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free speech isn’t legal anymore
January 29, 2026 at 1:15 AM
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January 29, 2026 at 7:42 AM
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NEW from @justinrohrlich.bsky.social:

“I’m not surprised this happened,” Ilhan Omar attacker Anthony Kazmierczak’s brother said. “Not at all. Unfortunately, he and my mother are both right-wing extremists.”

"In my mind, he’s a piece of s**t," he added.

www.independent.co.uk/news/world/a...
Brother calls Ilhan Omar suspect ‘right-wing extremist,’ has hated Somalis for years
Exclusive: ‘In my mind, he’s a piece of s**t,’ Anthony Kazmierczak’s brother told The Independent
www.independent.co.uk
January 28, 2026 at 6:43 PM
Thank you Jill and comms team.
Thank you, Mr. President.
January 29, 2026 at 1:40 PM
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January 29, 2026 at 12:33 PM
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I’m only mad because this was right there for the taking
January 28, 2026 at 9:37 PM
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If you live in your car and you’re homesick, are you actually carsick?
January 29, 2026 at 11:43 AM
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A victory for the Biden/Trump consensus. Wesley Crusher can relax, the demanding of ponies (stopping a genocide) will no longer be visible. They can assure themselves that they are the true, most sensible progressive force in society that can stop fascism at home by supporting fascism abroad.
In a video shared on her Instagram and X accounts, Gaza-based Palestinian journalist Bisan Owda has said TikTok has closed down and banned her account, days after the social media platform was acquired by new investors in the US
January 29, 2026 at 12:20 PM
The senate making a deal now is the Democrats punting the ball in the red zone on first down.
January 29, 2026 at 11:13 AM
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They really have no fucking idea what is coming. No fucking idea.
January 29, 2026 at 4:20 AM