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I swear if a politician would say they would go after the fraudsters that call 3 times a day saying how they will give you “x amount of money you owe” in a loan and you just need to finish up the application. I would vote for them.
January 30, 2026 at 5:47 AM
I swear if a politician would say they would go after the fraudsters that call 3 times a day saying how they will give you “x amount of money you owe” in a loan and you just need to finish up the application. I would vote for them.
Everyone so upset when a data center opens up near their home but I’d say just as bad is the warehouses that pop up on every spec of vacant land. Why do we need millions more sf of warehouse? What goes in there? Shut up, don’t ask questions, just build more warehouse.
January 30, 2026 at 4:19 AM
Everyone so upset when a data center opens up near their home but I’d say just as bad is the warehouses that pop up on every spec of vacant land. Why do we need millions more sf of warehouse? What goes in there? Shut up, don’t ask questions, just build more warehouse.
I gotta say I really thought the deep state had ways to deal with guys like Trump. I mean come on. Do the thing
January 30, 2026 at 4:09 AM
I gotta say I really thought the deep state had ways to deal with guys like Trump. I mean come on. Do the thing
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the president he just wants to get his beak wet. just enough to wet his beak. his beak, it's so dry. he just wants to wet his beak. just enough to wet his beak
January 30, 2026 at 4:03 AM
the president he just wants to get his beak wet. just enough to wet his beak. his beak, it's so dry. he just wants to wet his beak. just enough to wet his beak
Kinda want to lib out for Talarico even though he won’t win and I always scream about how the country shouldn’t send Texas Dems any money ever because they take just… soooo much of it every cycle that it’s almost like a big scam. Engineered by heritage to siphon money away from winnable races.
January 30, 2026 at 4:00 AM
Kinda want to lib out for Talarico even though he won’t win and I always scream about how the country shouldn’t send Texas Dems any money ever because they take just… soooo much of it every cycle that it’s almost like a big scam. Engineered by heritage to siphon money away from winnable races.
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If there's ever a history museum dedicated to this time period make sure this sentence gets displayed there
January 30, 2026 at 1:53 AM
If there's ever a history museum dedicated to this time period make sure this sentence gets displayed there
movie idea, ICE agent deploys to MSP. Is very gung ho, hates everyone, but the whole situation so horrible plus he kinda falls in love with the city and with city life so he quits and rents an apartment, buys a brown Apron and some beard wax so he can become a bartender, then he meets her
January 30, 2026 at 3:29 AM
movie idea, ICE agent deploys to MSP. Is very gung ho, hates everyone, but the whole situation so horrible plus he kinda falls in love with the city and with city life so he quits and rents an apartment, buys a brown Apron and some beard wax so he can become a bartender, then he meets her
When ICE agents fly into Chicago do they listen to The End of Beginning or do they listen to the Sufjan Stevens Chicago?
January 30, 2026 at 3:23 AM
When ICE agents fly into Chicago do they listen to The End of Beginning or do they listen to the Sufjan Stevens Chicago?
I'm trying to design my flag football practice. One thing the league helpfully points out is don't do any drills that have lines. and hey, I couldn't agree more, however, every drill available on the nfl flag football youtube channel start out like "form 2 lines"
January 29, 2026 at 10:03 PM
I'm trying to design my flag football practice. One thing the league helpfully points out is don't do any drills that have lines. and hey, I couldn't agree more, however, every drill available on the nfl flag football youtube channel start out like "form 2 lines"
My Orson Welles in my head delivers the last line so perfectly, the man's still got it.
January 29, 2026 at 9:58 PM
My Orson Welles in my head delivers the last line so perfectly, the man's still got it.
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this is like the second post i have ever seen online that i think i would frame and hang on the wall
Day 100 of inserting a random Muppet into a random Star Trek screenshot
#StarTrek #StarTrekTNG #TheMuppets #SesameStreet
#StarTrek #StarTrekTNG #TheMuppets #SesameStreet
January 29, 2026 at 8:56 PM
this is like the second post i have ever seen online that i think i would frame and hang on the wall
Based on how my last update went a couple weeks ago I’m afraid my phone is just gonna burn up in flames with this one because Tim Apple needs me to buy the new and improved Apple AIphone
January 29, 2026 at 7:40 PM
Based on how my last update went a couple weeks ago I’m afraid my phone is just gonna burn up in flames with this one because Tim Apple needs me to buy the new and improved Apple AIphone
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To my colleagues in the Senate: Hold the line.
January 29, 2026 at 6:23 PM
To my colleagues in the Senate: Hold the line.
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me imagining being a billionaire: i would like a butler...who's a monkey...a monkey butler. house trained. a smart one. i'm going to do that. where's my phone
billionaire (irl): what if we just like killed everyone. all of these fucking people. a river of blood. in the streets. i would love that
billionaire (irl): what if we just like killed everyone. all of these fucking people. a river of blood. in the streets. i would love that
January 29, 2026 at 5:42 PM
me imagining being a billionaire: i would like a butler...who's a monkey...a monkey butler. house trained. a smart one. i'm going to do that. where's my phone
billionaire (irl): what if we just like killed everyone. all of these fucking people. a river of blood. in the streets. i would love that
billionaire (irl): what if we just like killed everyone. all of these fucking people. a river of blood. in the streets. i would love that
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A legal asylum-seeker who works at Chipotle and plays music at a church in Maine went missing. His pastor searched and searched, eventually finding his abandoned car with the keys on the floor.
ICE grabbed him. No criminal record. No explanation.
ICE grabbed him. No criminal record. No explanation.
January 29, 2026 at 3:58 PM
A legal asylum-seeker who works at Chipotle and plays music at a church in Maine went missing. His pastor searched and searched, eventually finding his abandoned car with the keys on the floor.
ICE grabbed him. No criminal record. No explanation.
ICE grabbed him. No criminal record. No explanation.
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HoW ArE wE GonNa PaY FoR SinGLe PayER
One Oakland police officer made $490,000 in overtime in 2024. The city can’t find records detailing much of what he did.
Reporter Beck Klein examines OPD's overtime use through 1 officer's astonishing schedule, revealing multiple problems and raising big questions.
oaklandside.org/2026/01/29/o...
Reporter Beck Klein examines OPD's overtime use through 1 officer's astonishing schedule, revealing multiple problems and raising big questions.
oaklandside.org/2026/01/29/o...
One Oakland police officer made $490,000 in overtime. The city can’t find records detailing much of what he did
One OPD officer logged 5,242 total working hours, racking up $490,000 in overtime pay. If he worked more than half of the time in a calendar year, why can't the city tell us what he did?
oaklandside.org
January 29, 2026 at 5:07 PM
HoW ArE wE GonNa PaY FoR SinGLe PayER
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Take a look at what tariffs have done to aluminum prices in the US (versus prices in Europe and Japan) — and you can almost understand why there’s been no manufacturing boom. 🤡
A good primer here from @scottlincicome.bsky.social
@bloomberg.com
www.bloomberg.com/opinion/arti...
A good primer here from @scottlincicome.bsky.social
@bloomberg.com
www.bloomberg.com/opinion/arti...
January 29, 2026 at 4:27 PM
Take a look at what tariffs have done to aluminum prices in the US (versus prices in Europe and Japan) — and you can almost understand why there’s been no manufacturing boom. 🤡
A good primer here from @scottlincicome.bsky.social
@bloomberg.com
www.bloomberg.com/opinion/arti...
A good primer here from @scottlincicome.bsky.social
@bloomberg.com
www.bloomberg.com/opinion/arti...
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I keep seeing posts going "when ICE comes to MY city, we'll be out in the streets even harder" and man, I get that sentiment but I need everyone to understand that the work in Minneapolis is partly confrontational but MORE IMPORTANTLY aaallll the stuff organized in the background to help neighbors
January 29, 2026 at 4:16 PM
I keep seeing posts going "when ICE comes to MY city, we'll be out in the streets even harder" and man, I get that sentiment but I need everyone to understand that the work in Minneapolis is partly confrontational but MORE IMPORTANTLY aaallll the stuff organized in the background to help neighbors
It’s very weird that they are bringing out Tom Homan like “here, we have a Tom Homan to save the day! And media goes “oh Tom Homan I love him he is good”
But I know Tom Homan, he’s not a new character, he’s a Nazi sonofabitch. Always has been.
But I know Tom Homan, he’s not a new character, he’s a Nazi sonofabitch. Always has been.
January 29, 2026 at 4:23 PM
It’s very weird that they are bringing out Tom Homan like “here, we have a Tom Homan to save the day! And media goes “oh Tom Homan I love him he is good”
But I know Tom Homan, he’s not a new character, he’s a Nazi sonofabitch. Always has been.
But I know Tom Homan, he’s not a new character, he’s a Nazi sonofabitch. Always has been.
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"I'm coming to Boston and I'm bringing hell with me."
--Homan in February
"Do I expect violence to escalate? Absolutely."
-- Tom Homan in March
"I actually thought about getting up and throwing that man a beating right there in the middle of the room"
-- Homan in July, referring to a D congressman
--Homan in February
"Do I expect violence to escalate? Absolutely."
-- Tom Homan in March
"I actually thought about getting up and throwing that man a beating right there in the middle of the room"
-- Homan in July, referring to a D congressman
Homan: "I begged for the last two months on TV for the rhetoric to stop. I said in March -- if the rhetoric doesn't stop, there is gonna be bloodshed. And there has been. I wish I wasn't right. I don't want to see anybody die."
January 29, 2026 at 3:32 PM
"I'm coming to Boston and I'm bringing hell with me."
--Homan in February
"Do I expect violence to escalate? Absolutely."
-- Tom Homan in March
"I actually thought about getting up and throwing that man a beating right there in the middle of the room"
-- Homan in July, referring to a D congressman
--Homan in February
"Do I expect violence to escalate? Absolutely."
-- Tom Homan in March
"I actually thought about getting up and throwing that man a beating right there in the middle of the room"
-- Homan in July, referring to a D congressman
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Have you figured it out yet?
ICE will soon be tasked with election "security".
How does that make you feel?
ICE will soon be tasked with election "security".
How does that make you feel?
January 29, 2026 at 4:12 PM
Have you figured it out yet?
ICE will soon be tasked with election "security".
How does that make you feel?
ICE will soon be tasked with election "security".
How does that make you feel?
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NEW: Liam Conejo Ramos, the 5-year-old who ICE agents in Minneapolis nabbed last week and shipped off to a Texas detention facility with his dad, is now in poor health, his school superintendent told me today www.huffpost.com/entry/liam-c...
5-Year-Old in ICE Detention Is Sick, Says Top School Official
The 5-year-old who was taken by federal agents in Minneapolis is being held behind bars with his father in Texas.
www.huffpost.com
January 28, 2026 at 9:59 PM
NEW: Liam Conejo Ramos, the 5-year-old who ICE agents in Minneapolis nabbed last week and shipped off to a Texas detention facility with his dad, is now in poor health, his school superintendent told me today www.huffpost.com/entry/liam-c...
They’re hungry ok? They can’t get any chimichangas or fajitas with just meat cheese and tortilla, they can’t even get plain cheeseburger sometimes, so of course they are gonna need to pop off a few rounds now and then.
January 29, 2026 at 4:15 PM
They’re hungry ok? They can’t get any chimichangas or fajitas with just meat cheese and tortilla, they can’t even get plain cheeseburger sometimes, so of course they are gonna need to pop off a few rounds now and then.
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BREAKING: New video emerges, allegedly from days before Pretti's killing that shows at least three of the same agents, including one of the main instigators of Pretti incident who pushed the woman, in another altercation --confirmed by his number NS-919.
Credit: JesusFreakingCongress on X. /
Credit: JesusFreakingCongress on X. /
January 29, 2026 at 3:58 PM
BREAKING: New video emerges, allegedly from days before Pretti's killing that shows at least three of the same agents, including one of the main instigators of Pretti incident who pushed the woman, in another altercation --confirmed by his number NS-919.
Credit: JesusFreakingCongress on X. /
Credit: JesusFreakingCongress on X. /
Yeah I’m into fusion food. I dip chik fila hash browns into torchy’s queso.
January 29, 2026 at 4:00 PM
Yeah I’m into fusion food. I dip chik fila hash browns into torchy’s queso.