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they/them ✨ theater artist ✨ general menace
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totally, fatally obsessed with this gorgeous cover design by Julia Lloyd at @titanbooks.bsky.social for my debut novel THE RED SACRAMENT! Ahhh!!!
December 3, 2025 at 5:18 PM
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me: "i liked the play! i liked when the actors pretended to be different people to tell a story"
Michael Baum: "that's cool. I liked how it helped me cure cancer. your thing is really cool too though"
An astonishing letter published in the Times of London.
December 3, 2025 at 6:54 PM
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Oh to be a goose shitting everywhere honking at anything that comes near me
December 3, 2025 at 1:15 AM
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incredible quote lol
November 28, 2025 at 8:21 PM
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Dick Cheney finally descending into the pits of hell the day a socialist Muslim ascends to the office of the mayor of New York City really feels like a portent of light in the darkness
November 5, 2025 at 3:52 AM
i LOVE gay halloween what do you mean you are the balding diva from minimalist webcomic PANTS
November 2, 2025 at 7:54 PM
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My name is Ozymandias, King of Kings. Look on my works and let me know if you have any questions! 🤗
October 29, 2025 at 9:16 PM
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"This website is free" No. This website comes at a terrible cost
October 8, 2025 at 7:01 PM
anybody got a poem they like? please recommend a poem, if you like one
October 7, 2025 at 7:07 PM
occam’s razor is still sharp i see
September 12, 2025 at 5:07 PM
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@moderation.bsky.app please unban @scumbelievable (Gretchen Felker-Martin) and maybe figure out a way to stop being exploited by TERF brigading
August 19, 2025 at 4:36 PM
we were at a bar when we found out scalia died & immediately ordered two bottles of champagne for the table. we were in rehearsal when we found out kissinger died; on our 15, i took my asm to the sports bar across the street & we each slammed two tequila shots before heading back to work.
September 10, 2025 at 11:16 PM
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sucks to suck lmao
September 10, 2025 at 8:52 PM
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Happy Labor Day, comrades 🫡
September 1, 2025 at 10:47 AM
cha cha real smooth
everybody transgender now!!!
August 16, 2025 at 7:16 AM
today my therapist asked if I’ve ever considered doing stand up
August 7, 2025 at 8:15 PM
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new conspiracy theory
August 7, 2025 at 12:46 AM
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"ravioli are savory gushers" "is a hot dog a sandwich or a taco" "a poptart is a sweet ravioli" do you think your games played in the dichotomous key of god's creation bring you closer to him? In your heart, is there a voice claiming that organization is how you apprehend creation? Cleanse your soul
August 2, 2025 at 3:17 PM
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it's actually so cool that the entire global creative ecosystem is basically held hostage by freak reactionary american companies.
July 24, 2025 at 3:10 AM
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sorry if this is insane to say, but i dont think a group of reactionary cultists should set the cultural agenda for all of society
July 24, 2025 at 4:18 AM
the greatest joy in my life right now is running games for my friends, an extremely annoying topic to discuss with anyone save those exact friends
July 8, 2025 at 10:40 PM
hard to believe it’s been one month since I met the love of my life. when the benevolent homophobes are right, they’re really right.
benevolent homophobia: our car broke down & the rental place gave us a hybrid Jeep Wrangler with a decal on the hood that says WILLYS
June 12, 2025 at 12:14 AM
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about to try reaching heaven through violence. don't think anyone has attempted this yet. will report back.
June 5, 2025 at 6:37 PM
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When am *I* going to be paid millions and millions of dollars for making functionally useless (at best) changes to the company I work for
May 14, 2025 at 3:22 PM