look at that little marshmallow!!!

& that is the real reason you will see the kingdom of heaven

has the world been rid of an equivalent evil this day? no, not as such - which is why i am bravely waiting until after i teach tonight to crack open a celebratory cold one.

begging, pleading the Council to add “better adjectives” to the agenda

controversial opinion: your brain is trained to see you in reflection, through your own eyeballs, at your height, therefore seeing yourself not-mirror-reflected, from a different angle, *at a different focal length* SHOULD feel a little insane!!

it’s uncanny valley with added social consequences. that’s what I look like? THAT is what my friends see?? my friends, who purport to love me, & then further my humiliation by posting my horrible, shameful carcass to Instagram Stories?? e tu, brute?????

looking at myself in photos continues to elicit the sort of deep, primal revulsion & anger I think God meant reserve for encountering dead bodies

does he still share a cellphone with his wife

t e e f i e s

which accent does his strahd have