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Courier 13 🏴🇺🇦🇵🇸🔞
@strawberry92fs.bsky.social
Follower of the Apocalypse
Railroad Heavy
Package Courier
avatar Chereverie
Cashapp $princess92fs
@teddymorgan93.bsky.social
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I'm a LOBOTOMITE from the FACILITY, Tink sent me BACK IN TIME (& across TIMELINES) to postpone the APOCALYPSE. My head is filled with too many TESLA COILS. Follower of the Apocalypse. Confessor of ATOM. RAILROAD Operator. I shitpost, share lewds and talk politics
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Well...didn't have that particular Clinton Blowjob on my bingo card. But this whole thing gets weirder and weirder
November 14, 2025 at 9:28 PM
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Epstein emails: Bill Clinton has never been to Epstein Islabd.

Me: Hmm, okay. Sure, whatever.

Also Epstein emails: Putin may have photos of Trump giving Bill Clinton a blowjob. Probably.

Me: … wat
November 14, 2025 at 6:46 AM
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November 15, 2025 at 12:22 AM
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"How he does it!?"
Hurray for cartoon Physics.

Comment and Enjoy ^ ^
November 15, 2025 at 3:56 AM
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The worlds inside Meow Wolf Grapevine are shifting again, and this time it’s to make way for the new immersive show coming this holiday season called Phenomenomaly.
Meow Wolf Grapevine bends reality with new show ‘Phenomenomaly’ in time for holidays
Meow Wolf Grapevine The Real Unreal presents a new interactive show called Phenomenomaly, where guests will get to explore the trippy exhibition alongside...
www.dallasnews.com
November 15, 2025 at 4:30 AM
"Just shoot him in the eye with electric arrows, and remember to block" is the secret tip to beating like every boss in botw. The only boss I had trouble with was the fast one, cos I was trying to fight him with a 2 handed weapon.
November 15, 2025 at 4:08 AM
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dream commander pod

im gonna teach the pope about phyrexians
them.us Them @them.us · 11h
Pope Leo XIV Will Have Lunch With 4 Trans Women in "Unprecedented" Meeting
https://www.them.us/story/pope-leo-xiv-lunch-trans-activists-alesia-nobile
November 15, 2025 at 2:59 AM
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Trump: I’ll help.
November 15, 2025 at 2:27 AM
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Donald whenever he’s in the room with his “Big Beautiful Bill”
a man in a suit and tie is wearing a hat that says " great again "
ALT: a man in a suit and tie is wearing a hat that says " great again "
media.tenor.com
November 15, 2025 at 2:33 AM
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he always wanted to expand on Reagan's legacy, we just didn't realize he was talking about Nancy
November 15, 2025 at 2:27 AM
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November 15, 2025 at 2:25 AM
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November 15, 2025 at 2:21 AM
If your opponents only have shields and wooden weapons, but no armor, then you only really need shields and wooden weapons to fight them. Armor is incredibly uncomfortable, time consuming to manufacture,not to mention the potential resource cost.As long as no one is using metal edged weapons no need
November 15, 2025 at 3:45 AM
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Hi there, and welcome to #FridayFucksorSucks, a weekly game.

This week we have the PSS, a Russian semiautomatic pistol containing 6+1 of a suppressed 7.62x41 ammo. The cartridge contains the full explosion force. Relatively weak but close to silent, they have been found in Ukraine and elsewhere.
November 14, 2025 at 4:27 AM
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November 15, 2025 at 2:50 AM
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"We made the perfect cookie A HUNDRED YEARS AGO" -Brennan Lee Mulligan as the Nabisco CEO in a bit
Whats The Point Brennan Lee Mulligan GIF
ALT: Whats The Point Brennan Lee Mulligan GIF
media.tenor.com
November 13, 2025 at 10:47 PM
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I often get accused of having a problem with Marxism. This could not be further from the truth; my problem is with Marxists and how virtually all of them are Anti-Marxists.
November 14, 2025 at 11:44 PM
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"I like your Marx. I do not like your Marxists"
November 14, 2025 at 11:48 PM
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The current historical period begins and ends with Bill Clinton getting his dick sucked.
November 14, 2025 at 11:25 PM
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Heard real-life baby alligator noises and had to do an animation.
February 19, 2025 at 12:46 AM
Deep sea fishing through the diving hatch on a nuclear submarine.
November 15, 2025 at 12:02 AM
This circus is almost out of bread and the clowns aren't funny.
November 14, 2025 at 11:58 PM
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Everything is a very expensive exercise in vanity.
November 14, 2025 at 11:30 PM
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I literally make 25 or 26 a year and have pulled my gun twice in 2025 and shot someone once.

I WISH I had it as easy.
My full time job is Biker Gang and I make a crisp $30,000 a year and everyone wants to kill me. You better believe it’s worth it
I hope they do even more crimes than the SOA and for even less money.
November 14, 2025 at 4:29 PM