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Lauren 🇨🇦ELBOWS UP!
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Books, movies, music, crochet, humour, cats, news, social introvert, please no DMs 🙂 🇨🇦
It’s Obama-Biden day. I’m honouring it by reminiscing about the time I had hardly any anxiety
June 14, 2025 at 4:34 PM
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🇺🇸 Trump gaggles en route to the Pope’s funeral
🇷🇺 Witkoff meets Putin for 3 hrs in Moscow
🇺🇦 Ukraine reels from new attacks
📊 NYT poll: Americans are scared & angry

Today’s full Daily Briefing is a must-read:
🔗 www.onestnetwork.com/post/actual-...
ACTUAL NEWS: Friday, April 25th 2025 Daily Briefing
"Today in History", the Latest National and Global News & the Launch of ONEST Eyes
www.onestnetwork.com
April 25, 2025 at 11:36 PM
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I got a bucket of sidewalk chalk and some bubbles if you wanna come over and maybe forget about things for a while
April 22, 2025 at 1:42 PM
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If I have to explain my Star Trek TNG references to you, this isn’t going to work.
April 21, 2025 at 9:46 PM
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You’re world could be ending and grammar police will be like *your
April 19, 2025 at 6:28 PM
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* inventor of the pogo stick

I WANNA COMBINE FRIVOLITY WITH THE THREAT OF TEETH LOSS
April 15, 2025 at 10:37 AM
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the kitchen is undefeated when u need to go look at three incorrect clocks at the same time
April 17, 2025 at 9:20 PM
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I put a little dab of ketchup on every spider I see in case that’s the one I eat in the middle of the night.
April 11, 2025 at 3:23 PM
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Best cat video of the day
April 10, 2025 at 1:47 PM
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“There’s a clown hanging over you."

"You mean cloud.”

"I wish I did.”

"Dammit.”
April 9, 2025 at 12:03 PM
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My account on the former Twitter is officially dead. Can no longer reanimate. RIP to years of fun and self loathing
April 6, 2025 at 3:53 PM
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You guys are ruining the fall of civilization for me
April 6, 2025 at 4:42 AM
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Amazing day of protests across America as millions showed up in over 1,300 cities and towns. So many amazing signs it was hard to choose, but these were my favorite 15. open.substack.com/pub/meidasto...
Top 15 Signs at Hands Off Protests
Protests in over 1,300 cities and towns all across America.
open.substack.com
April 6, 2025 at 1:03 PM
Canadians outside the US Embassy in Ottawa today #HandsOff 🇨🇦❤️🇺🇸
April 5, 2025 at 11:06 PM
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Really happy to see so many local people out and about telling this bullshit administration they can go to fucking hell. People here are happy, kind, and vicious with their humor which is apropos of the moment
April 5, 2025 at 10:51 PM
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Hands Off from the small town of Oberlin Ohio!
April 5, 2025 at 10:41 PM
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April 5, 2025 at 6:37 PM
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YES!!! Way to go, America! Sending lots of love and cheering you on from Canada! 🇨🇦
April 5, 2025 at 9:32 PM
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I have never seen anything like this in NYC. 5th Ave covered from 42nd St well to the 20s. Nobody prepared for this volume. Volunteers are holding the traffic on all the side streets. No police in sight. #handsoff
April 5, 2025 at 9:07 PM
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Whatcha doing here, big mouth?
April 5, 2025 at 10:35 PM
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April 5, 2025 at 11:44 AM
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gonna be sporting and give tim a five minute head start
April 4, 2025 at 1:21 PM
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Hey man, don't give me a hard time on Muddy Waters' birthday
April 4, 2025 at 3:18 PM