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Steve Buchheit
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Writer, reader, t-shirt artist (CoyoteShirts.com), radiographer, reformed politician, maker of charred meats, odd ball, usually full of piss and vinegar, a fool for you, happily punching Nazis since Castle Wolfenstein, all that and a bag of chips.
Having purchased a firearm this year my name has been added to various arms and ordinance sellers' promotional lists. I thought the Xmas spam emails were the height of the weirdness of that community… until the Valentines Day Sales emails started to arrive.
February 7, 2026 at 6:12 PM
Reminded of drinking with a former Soviet soldier (when I was very young) and them recounting how the soviets were going mad during the Winter War from sleep deprivation as they all lay awake listening for this sound of skis on snow which would herald their deaths.
reminder that the winter biathlon exists because finnish soldiers had to train to get through snow-covered terrain and then still have the wherewithal to shoot straight during wartime
February 7, 2026 at 6:05 PM
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what, and I mean, the fuck
February 7, 2026 at 3:39 PM
And that, my friends, is how it is done.
Reporter: Do any of you have a favorite animal?

Child: My favorite one is a gold snake that can move. It has gold eyes, and it has a super-duper tail…

Reporter: Mr. Mamdani, the second question for you.

Mamdani: Yes. It’s also the golden snake.
February 7, 2026 at 5:35 PM
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They've disabled quotes but Beethoven, Toulouse-Lautrec, Van Gogh, Frida Kahlo, Goya, Matisse, Cyprián Majerník, Dorothy Stanton Wise
February 6, 2026 at 9:43 PM
I don’t know how you feel about mini-Rohm, but I think we can all agree that in this day and age dwarf tossing is still reprehensible.
February 6, 2026 at 4:34 PM
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Once again, it turns out “fully autonomous” means “a guy in the Philippines.”
It Turns Out Waymos Are Being Controlled by Workers in the Philippines
During a Congressional hearing, Waymo's chief safety officer, Mauricio Peña, was grilled over the company's reliance on overseas workers.
futurism.com
February 6, 2026 at 3:37 PM
Six fucking years of this and the ED still can’t get infectious diseases protocol right. 🤦‍♂️. Seriously, you tell the patient theyre covid positive and you don’t close the door or hand the precaution signs?
February 4, 2026 at 11:26 PM
So high school friend posted on fb a Christian Nationalist screed and said that it was logical and if you couldn’t see that she would block you. Saved you the trouble. Unfriended.
February 4, 2026 at 6:02 PM
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A thing that is funny about the moral grandstanding by Repubs re: Christopher Columbus is that nobody knew or cared about him 100 years ago. His "holiday" is barely 50 years old and was pushed through by Italian-American lobby groups in response to...anti-immigrant prejudice.
February 4, 2026 at 5:23 PM
Just wondering as I drift off to sleep if you could mod a good electric water gun into a coat with the “barrel” coming out the foresleeve so that your body heat would keep the water from freezing, but if needed could do a simple aim with the arm and project a great blast of water into someone’s face
February 4, 2026 at 6:53 AM
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IME most chaplains are very aware of what is going on, and very tuned in to what helps the community they serve.

Father Mulcahey in M*A*S*H was not far off the mark.
February 4, 2026 at 4:19 AM
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World's least surprising stat, now with alt text:
February 3, 2026 at 10:20 PM
Look at this sloppy work by these morons. No coordination, no defined roles, no control. Where did they learn how to use their sidearms, the movies? This is like watching 4 year olds playing soccer.
happening this morning in Minneapolis -- ICE agents drawing guns on observers. I reiterate again that it is only a matter of time before DHS kills more innocent people in Minnesota. Congress needs to shut this shit down right now.
February 3, 2026 at 5:22 PM
"Helen of Troy could never be black. It's anti-historical!"

Okay, so this whole thing starts off with the goddesses of Olympus trying to decide which is the most fair. Knowing the gods would lie, they choose a human, Paris, to select the fairest. But Paris, unable to see them,
February 3, 2026 at 6:33 AM
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Lord I see what you’ve done for others
Motherhood costs Danish women an average of $120,000 in earnings over two decades, according to a sociologist who researches family and economics. Generous government benefits like paid leave, childcare and child allowances recovered about $100,000 of that loss. buff.ly/pAtuCS0
Denmark’s generous child care and parental leave policies erase 80% of the ‘motherhood penalty’ for working moms
Two researchers found that Danish government benefits do not fully offset moms’ lost earnings. But they do help offset lost income for working women with kids.
theconversation.com
February 3, 2026 at 4:41 AM
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Absolutely the fuck not
February 2, 2026 at 3:13 PM
They didn't spot any monoliths in the upper atmosphere shrinking the planet until they get a fusion reaction, did they?
February 2, 2026 at 5:43 PM
Just a few hours left
To whomever ordered the Giddyup Sparklefarts t-shirt, thank you. It always makes me laugh when someone orders that one. Also just a notice that my TeePublic store is on sale though Sunday with $16 t-shirts. www.teepublic.com/t-shirt/5980...
Giddy Up, Sparkle Farts! by laughingcoyote
Hi ho, there’s chaos to spread! So giddy up, Sparkle Farts and let’s get to work. Grab your unicorn and ride!
www.teepublic.com
February 1, 2026 at 11:58 PM
Johnson has no questions? Okay, then the reporters next question should have been, "So you're okay with what the Epstein file appear to show the president to have done? You're okay with that person as president? You okay with those crimes?"
Checks and balances” had a good run.
February 1, 2026 at 11:16 PM
Home alive, I hope the rest of the Confusion crowd can say the same
February 1, 2026 at 10:26 PM
There’s the business joke called “the 3 envelopes.” The first envelope has the text “say you’re new here” as a way to solve a problem. We’re now at the 2nd envelope what says, “say you’re re-engineering the organization.”
Kevin Hassett: "We are reordering the world order"
February 1, 2026 at 5:37 PM
Da fuq?
To be fair those are some of the more inoffensive camps that Heritage Foundation is pushing
The party of small government now proposes marriage camps!
Project 2025 at work👇🙄
February 1, 2026 at 5:32 PM
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More Breathing Space — Janis Goodman, 2025
etching
January 17, 2026 at 11:16 AM
As a designer of t-shirts, I couldn’t agree more. While I would endorse you buying all my shirts, that’s a bit much. Definitely I endorse wearing what you like, but when you’re done with your favs, there will be more just waiting for you.
I’d like to gently put forth that buying every T-shirt you see with a snarky saying often becomes more consumption than activism. If you, like me, already own more T-shirts than you need, consider limiting these purchases that will end up at the thrift store in a year.
February 1, 2026 at 12:59 AM