Stebe
@stebe.myatproto.social
Libraryman, miniature painter, lighthouse enthusiast, the AllSlut
I am the rocks upon the eternal shore; crash against me and be broken.
I am the rocks upon the eternal shore; crash against me and be broken.
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Clorox coming out with a bold "huff bleach" ad campaign
January 18, 2026 at 6:57 PM
Clorox coming out with a bold "huff bleach" ad campaign
I’m wicked enough. I’m devious enough. And gosh darn it my sultan heeds my advice.
January 18, 2026 at 2:31 PM
I’m wicked enough. I’m devious enough. And gosh darn it my sultan heeds my advice.
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BAGGER: (spilling my groceries on the floor) Oh God. I'm so sorry. This isn't what I'm supposed to do.
ME: How are you supposed to do it?
MANAGER: She means she was gonna be a fox. In the woods and shit. But something happened and she got stuck.
BAGGER: (crying) Got so stuck.
ME: How are you supposed to do it?
MANAGER: She means she was gonna be a fox. In the woods and shit. But something happened and she got stuck.
BAGGER: (crying) Got so stuck.
January 17, 2026 at 10:44 AM
BAGGER: (spilling my groceries on the floor) Oh God. I'm so sorry. This isn't what I'm supposed to do.
ME: How are you supposed to do it?
MANAGER: She means she was gonna be a fox. In the woods and shit. But something happened and she got stuck.
BAGGER: (crying) Got so stuck.
ME: How are you supposed to do it?
MANAGER: She means she was gonna be a fox. In the woods and shit. But something happened and she got stuck.
BAGGER: (crying) Got so stuck.
I want to be him so bad
January 17, 2026 at 4:48 PM
I want to be him so bad
Millennial retirement plan is just asking “is this good?” to more and more dire circumstances until eventually one of them kills us
January 17, 2026 at 12:44 PM
Millennial retirement plan is just asking “is this good?” to more and more dire circumstances until eventually one of them kills us
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Everybody thinks 'https://' stands for 'hypertext transfer protocol secure' but it actually stands for 'head to this place, sucka' followed by a colon and two laser sounds
January 13, 2026 at 8:17 PM
Everybody thinks 'https://' stands for 'hypertext transfer protocol secure' but it actually stands for 'head to this place, sucka' followed by a colon and two laser sounds
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New: We built an interactive map of every ICE contractor working with the Trump administration.
readsludge.com/2026/01/16/t...
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The Companies Behind ICE
Sludge built an interactive map of every ICE contractor working with the Trump administration.
readsludge.com
January 16, 2026 at 8:19 PM
New: We built an interactive map of every ICE contractor working with the Trump administration.
readsludge.com/2026/01/16/t...
readsludge.com/2026/01/16/t...
just got named Milker of the Month at the Monster Energy factory
January 16, 2026 at 3:01 PM
just got named Milker of the Month at the Monster Energy factory
Hell yeah Ritchie there’s nothing cops like more than someone rapidly swinging a small object up to about chest level
I am introducing the Quick Recognition (QR) Act, which requires ICE and CBP officers to wear uniforms featuring QR codes. When scanned, the code would generate a digital ID displaying the officer’s name, badge number, and law enforcement agency.
ICE should be unmasked both physically and digitally.
ICE should be unmasked both physically and digitally.
January 14, 2026 at 4:51 PM
Hell yeah Ritchie there’s nothing cops like more than someone rapidly swinging a small object up to about chest level
I know it’s serious and his name is actually Sabula but I’m dyslexic and obsessed with Sebulba so there’s some accidents that are going to happen
January 14, 2026 at 4:48 PM
I know it’s serious and his name is actually Sabula but I’m dyslexic and obsessed with Sebulba so there’s some accidents that are going to happen
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bouncing on it in a way that preserves my aura of mystery
January 14, 2026 at 3:03 PM
bouncing on it in a way that preserves my aura of mystery
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Yeah ill give Claude a try. Claude my eyes out like in Event Horizon
January 12, 2026 at 9:24 PM
Yeah ill give Claude a try. Claude my eyes out like in Event Horizon
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And that’s the thing, you can’t ask people to trust you have their best interest at heart or that you’re on their side if they simply do not believe you.
January 12, 2026 at 8:31 PM
And that’s the thing, you can’t ask people to trust you have their best interest at heart or that you’re on their side if they simply do not believe you.
I think if liberals need an on-ramp to get behind eliminating the Gestapo the problem is with the liberals and not the ones who think we should eliminate the Gestapo now, today.
January 12, 2026 at 7:20 PM
I think if liberals need an on-ramp to get behind eliminating the Gestapo the problem is with the liberals and not the ones who think we should eliminate the Gestapo now, today.
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living in a world where the only two jobs are “gambling” and “murder” isn’t nearly as cool as Cowboy Bebop made it out to be
January 12, 2026 at 3:47 PM
living in a world where the only two jobs are “gambling” and “murder” isn’t nearly as cool as Cowboy Bebop made it out to be
YOU PEOPLE ARE READING THE WRONG ADRIAN TCHAIKOVSKY READ THE ONES WITH THE MEAN CRAB
January 12, 2026 at 3:14 PM
YOU PEOPLE ARE READING THE WRONG ADRIAN TCHAIKOVSKY READ THE ONES WITH THE MEAN CRAB
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I think they should cast Pete Davidson in the Quest for Gollum or whatever else they're doing. Let Smeagol vamp for a little bit. Let's see his tight five.
January 12, 2026 at 1:02 PM
I think they should cast Pete Davidson in the Quest for Gollum or whatever else they're doing. Let Smeagol vamp for a little bit. Let's see his tight five.
Shoutout to the real head who put “Dead Flag Blues” over a Halo: Combat Evolved machinima when I was 12. I don’t play Halo anymore but I still listen to Godspeed but nice conversion anyways
January 11, 2026 at 2:43 PM
Shoutout to the real head who put “Dead Flag Blues” over a Halo: Combat Evolved machinima when I was 12. I don’t play Halo anymore but I still listen to Godspeed but nice conversion anyways
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Brace yourselves all, gammons incoming
January 11, 2026 at 3:35 AM
Brace yourselves all, gammons incoming
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Jesse Ventura is the Jolee Bindo of former governors
January 9, 2026 at 12:23 AM
Jesse Ventura is the Jolee Bindo of former governors
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For people too stupid to get it, the connection between Bush administration lawlessness and what's happening right now is that nobody from the Bush administration was ever held accountable for their crimes
January 8, 2026 at 4:17 PM
For people too stupid to get it, the connection between Bush administration lawlessness and what's happening right now is that nobody from the Bush administration was ever held accountable for their crimes
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I’m sure there’s more despicable things than “using the still warm body of a murdered woman to try and vote shame people who opposed a genocide” but I’m struggling to think of any right now anyways fuck this person they suck
If you didnt vote for Vice President Kamala Harris you gave ICE the power to kill that woman with 3 bullets to her head.
January 8, 2026 at 12:19 PM
I’m sure there’s more despicable things than “using the still warm body of a murdered woman to try and vote shame people who opposed a genocide” but I’m struggling to think of any right now anyways fuck this person they suck