Stebe
@stebe.myatproto.social
Libraryman, miniature painter, lighthouse enthusiast, the AllSlut
I am the rocks upon the eternal shore; crash against me and be broken.
I am the rocks upon the eternal shore; crash against me and be broken.
I actually like USians for many reasons but let’s be honest with ourselves and acknowledge that we ARE going to need a rebrand after all this
November 27, 2025 at 5:33 PM
I actually like USians for many reasons but let’s be honest with ourselves and acknowledge that we ARE going to need a rebrand after all this
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![Comic. Panels up to the 10-year point are grayed out. New panels since the Ten Years comic, which chronicles the first ten years of PERSON 1's journey with cancer: (1) [two people in bed] PERSON 1 (woman): One more chapter? PERSON 2 (man): Don’t we both have to get up early? PERSON 1: Nnnnnggggh PERSON 2: Sure, good point. (2) [many people wearing masks, walking while looking at graphs on their phones] (3) [birds landing on people] PERSON 2 in beanie and scarf: Hah! They like *my* seeds best. PERSON 1 in scarf holding phone with a bird sitting on it: Wait, how do I take a picture of this one? (4) [two people rowing boats with tree landscape] (5) [Person 1 carries overflowing stack of things to Person 2 in bed] PERSON 1: I brought you honey lemon tea, more pillows, a cinnamon roll, Tylenol, another blanket, a– PERSON 2: It was just Appendicitis, I’m really– PERSON 1: *It is my turn to take care of you and I am going to do it right!* (6) [Two people in car] (7) [still in car) PERSON 1: Oh my god. PERSON 2: Oh my god. (8) [car driving] PERSON 1: Pull over! PERSON 2: I am! (9) [both people get out of car] (10) [Large colored panel of aurora borealis over water with both people looking on] (11) [Person 1 sits against tree while Person 2 lies on the ground] PERSON 1: Fifteen years. No sign of the cancer. (12) I *am* having some weird symptoms. Joint pain. Fatigue. I think I’m losing my close-up vision. PERSON 2: Yeah. Me too. (13) PERSON 2: I think we’re getting old. (14) PERSON 1: I guess that’s okay. PERSON 2: It’s all I wanted.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:cz73r7iyiqn26upot4jtjdhk/bafkreihwhjblp5lyiwp63ouar7ocfea7evmckytoeo7rkfuoo4gw5rnrra@jpeg)
November 26, 2025 at 10:32 PM
Thoughts and prayers for the slain National Guard troops, their spouses, and their spouses’ boyfriends
November 26, 2025 at 9:09 PM
Thoughts and prayers for the slain National Guard troops, their spouses, and their spouses’ boyfriends
If you remember listening to Franz Ferdinand’s first album in your youth I regret to inform you that it is time to schedule your annual prostate exam
November 26, 2025 at 2:59 PM
If you remember listening to Franz Ferdinand’s first album in your youth I regret to inform you that it is time to schedule your annual prostate exam
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jester, roast this peasant child for saying i have no clothes on. more vulgar, jester. use the forbidden words
November 26, 2025 at 1:48 PM
jester, roast this peasant child for saying i have no clothes on. more vulgar, jester. use the forbidden words
she ading on my hominem until i fallacy
November 26, 2025 at 1:00 PM
she ading on my hominem until i fallacy
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imagine lecturing the creator of Florb. imagine sending a bad faith response to the creator of Scrotetto
Wow 80% bad-faith responses, and people lecturing the creator of Flask here and the creator of Django/datasette in the comments on why AI is useless for software engineering...
Is this platform still massively against AI or has it moved more towards acceptance?
November 26, 2025 at 12:48 PM
imagine lecturing the creator of Florb. imagine sending a bad faith response to the creator of Scrotetto
After watching Guillermo del Toro’s Frankenstein (2025) I have decided to make my own spin on the character:
Cumming in 2026, meet Cumenstein, a stitched together monster who, you guessed it, opens a spice store
Cumming in 2026, meet Cumenstein, a stitched together monster who, you guessed it, opens a spice store
November 26, 2025 at 3:02 AM
After watching Guillermo del Toro’s Frankenstein (2025) I have decided to make my own spin on the character:
Cumming in 2026, meet Cumenstein, a stitched together monster who, you guessed it, opens a spice store
Cumming in 2026, meet Cumenstein, a stitched together monster who, you guessed it, opens a spice store
My song, “Critical Mass”, a Monster Mash parody about the tragic and horrific death of nuclear science pioneer Harry Daghlian, WILL be released next year, 2026, provided the Daghlian estate drops the lawsuits and stops referring to me as an inhuman grotesquerie in their press releases.
November 25, 2025 at 10:46 PM
My song, “Critical Mass”, a Monster Mash parody about the tragic and horrific death of nuclear science pioneer Harry Daghlian, WILL be released next year, 2026, provided the Daghlian estate drops the lawsuits and stops referring to me as an inhuman grotesquerie in their press releases.
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good sex is locked behind a big wrought iron gate and tragically the only way to get through the door and reach the good sex is for you to have a kinda unsexy boring conversation about boundaries and interests and comfort levels with your partner(s)
November 25, 2025 at 8:30 PM
good sex is locked behind a big wrought iron gate and tragically the only way to get through the door and reach the good sex is for you to have a kinda unsexy boring conversation about boundaries and interests and comfort levels with your partner(s)
A lot of people come up to me and say “you were there when Horus slew the Emperor.” More and more people are saying it. And it’s true. It’s true. I was there when Horus slew the Emperor. Slew him like a dog.
truly a great time to have just recorded a pilot episode about Warhammer 40,000 memes bleeding into mainstream politics with @jkass99.bsky.social
November 25, 2025 at 9:58 PM
A lot of people come up to me and say “you were there when Horus slew the Emperor.” More and more people are saying it. And it’s true. It’s true. I was there when Horus slew the Emperor. Slew him like a dog.
When I’m president the only movies will be Event Horizon and the only books will be The Making of Event Horizon and that will be culture
November 25, 2025 at 8:02 PM
When I’m president the only movies will be Event Horizon and the only books will be The Making of Event Horizon and that will be culture
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me: no you gotta dip the nugget in the ketchup before the bbq sauce that way it grips better
throg, the caveman I unthawed from 20,000 BC: ung tringa?
my buddy topher, who recently witnessed a terrible accident: I just can't stop hearing the sirens everywhere now
throg, the caveman I unthawed from 20,000 BC: ung tringa?
my buddy topher, who recently witnessed a terrible accident: I just can't stop hearing the sirens everywhere now
November 25, 2025 at 1:00 PM
me: no you gotta dip the nugget in the ketchup before the bbq sauce that way it grips better
throg, the caveman I unthawed from 20,000 BC: ung tringa?
my buddy topher, who recently witnessed a terrible accident: I just can't stop hearing the sirens everywhere now
throg, the caveman I unthawed from 20,000 BC: ung tringa?
my buddy topher, who recently witnessed a terrible accident: I just can't stop hearing the sirens everywhere now
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We’re just normal men
November 25, 2025 at 11:13 AM
We’re just normal men
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"my technology lets you use the phone to insult people with bad language." you invented the jerky boys. you polluted a deeply impoverished, majority black community so that you could invent the jerky boys.
November 24, 2025 at 9:35 PM
"my technology lets you use the phone to insult people with bad language." you invented the jerky boys. you polluted a deeply impoverished, majority black community so that you could invent the jerky boys.
In the opera. straight up “jorking it” and by “it”, haha, well. let’s just r say my puccini
November 24, 2025 at 5:00 PM
In the opera. straight up “jorking it” and by “it”, haha, well. let’s just r say my puccini
Local newscasters: thank you for watching WTAE
my brain: what the actual E
my brain: what the actual E
November 23, 2025 at 8:40 PM
Local newscasters: thank you for watching WTAE
my brain: what the actual E
my brain: what the actual E
Got startled while having a crisis of conscience and smushed Jimminy Cricket with my shoe. He is dead.
November 23, 2025 at 5:57 PM
Got startled while having a crisis of conscience and smushed Jimminy Cricket with my shoe. He is dead.
new working theory is that social complexity gave rise to consciousness which gave rise to further social complexity and the two entered a feedback loop until Everyone knew Too Much about Everyone Else and it created the societal equivalent of a black hole
November 22, 2025 at 7:05 PM
new working theory is that social complexity gave rise to consciousness which gave rise to further social complexity and the two entered a feedback loop until Everyone knew Too Much about Everyone Else and it created the societal equivalent of a black hole
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MAMDANI: And I just think that there are barriers, barricades, to helping Americans that we can break down
TRUMP: Uh huh
MAMDANI: And breaking down barriers? Reminds me of a certain Broadway show *smiling widely* where they worked together to break a barricade?
TRUMP: *sitting bolt upright* Phantom
TRUMP: Uh huh
MAMDANI: And breaking down barriers? Reminds me of a certain Broadway show *smiling widely* where they worked together to break a barricade?
TRUMP: *sitting bolt upright* Phantom
November 21, 2025 at 10:17 PM
MAMDANI: And I just think that there are barriers, barricades, to helping Americans that we can break down
TRUMP: Uh huh
MAMDANI: And breaking down barriers? Reminds me of a certain Broadway show *smiling widely* where they worked together to break a barricade?
TRUMP: *sitting bolt upright* Phantom
TRUMP: Uh huh
MAMDANI: And breaking down barriers? Reminds me of a certain Broadway show *smiling widely* where they worked together to break a barricade?
TRUMP: *sitting bolt upright* Phantom
that gmail AI update was actually a really clever trick to get me to delete those 3,000 Pep Boys emails I'd been saving for a rainy day
November 21, 2025 at 3:29 PM
that gmail AI update was actually a really clever trick to get me to delete those 3,000 Pep Boys emails I'd been saving for a rainy day
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Brad Dourif.
November 21, 2025 at 2:56 PM
Brad Dourif.