Jade
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if I said even half of what I actually thought I would be on *so many* lists
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*forgetting the term grappler* oh Zangief is a pickup artist
February 8, 2026 at 11:17 PM
*forgetting the term grappler* oh Zangief is a pickup artist
I've been playing for a week and I've already been called more slurs than in 10 years of league of legends, I'm having a great time
deadlock is a good reminder that the average american is a feckless moron. a person who gave up on helping themselves or others a long time ago. someone who will one day wake up to find themselves eating mud with wrinkled hands and not know how they ended up here. And it's my new favorite videogame
February 9, 2026 at 4:31 AM
I've been playing for a week and I've already been called more slurs than in 10 years of league of legends, I'm having a great time
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They got the big game on at the bar
February 8, 2026 at 6:12 PM
They got the big game on at the bar
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Update: They succeeded: www.mississippifreepress.org/byhalia-ice-...
February 7, 2026 at 12:54 AM
Update: They succeeded: www.mississippifreepress.org/byhalia-ice-...
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it's so funny that the brass knuckles are the most illegal part of this. american weapons laws rock.
Still kind of kicking myself for not using photos of the prototype. It's not the one you'll actually be able to buy but it looks like a prop from a ridiculous action movie.
February 7, 2026 at 8:11 AM
it's so funny that the brass knuckles are the most illegal part of this. american weapons laws rock.
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bring them back
de-extinction them
de-extinction them
May 10, 2025 at 6:35 PM
bring them back
de-extinction them
de-extinction them
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Don’t anyone show this to Susan or I’m never gonna be allowed to get an outdoor wok burner
February 7, 2026 at 8:24 PM
Don’t anyone show this to Susan or I’m never gonna be allowed to get an outdoor wok burner
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An AuDHD person who planned to change their entire life in a day has already ruined it with a single deviation from their vision, it has been rumoured.
Quittin’ time! AuDHD person’s 24-hour life overhaul ruined before 9am
An AuDHD person who planned to change their entire life in a day has already ruined it with a single deviation from their vision, it has been rumoured. Des Ackerman, 40, was reportedly finally ready…
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February 7, 2026 at 6:03 PM
An AuDHD person who planned to change their entire life in a day has already ruined it with a single deviation from their vision, it has been rumoured.
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MODERATOR: "Is the 'Cool Ranch' a real place?"
BEN SHAPIRO: "There. Is. No. Cool. Ranch. It's all branding. The left insists on propping up these false realities. This isn't even a fair question to ask."
ANTHONY BOURDAIN: "I don't think I've ever been to a ranch that isn't, on some level, cool."
BEN SHAPIRO: "There. Is. No. Cool. Ranch. It's all branding. The left insists on propping up these false realities. This isn't even a fair question to ask."
ANTHONY BOURDAIN: "I don't think I've ever been to a ranch that isn't, on some level, cool."
February 7, 2026 at 5:22 AM
MODERATOR: "Is the 'Cool Ranch' a real place?"
BEN SHAPIRO: "There. Is. No. Cool. Ranch. It's all branding. The left insists on propping up these false realities. This isn't even a fair question to ask."
ANTHONY BOURDAIN: "I don't think I've ever been to a ranch that isn't, on some level, cool."
BEN SHAPIRO: "There. Is. No. Cool. Ranch. It's all branding. The left insists on propping up these false realities. This isn't even a fair question to ask."
ANTHONY BOURDAIN: "I don't think I've ever been to a ranch that isn't, on some level, cool."
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everything is terrible so here’s the swedish chef doing rapper’s delight
July 11, 2025 at 3:28 AM
everything is terrible so here’s the swedish chef doing rapper’s delight
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So it's Black History Month and that means I think it's a good time to get familiar with Mike Pondsmith, if you're not already.
When you see R. Talsorian Games, that's him. When you see Cyberpunk 2077, that's his world.
Mekton, Castle Falkenstein, also him.
cyberpunk.fandom.com/wiki/Mike_Po...
When you see R. Talsorian Games, that's him. When you see Cyberpunk 2077, that's his world.
Mekton, Castle Falkenstein, also him.
cyberpunk.fandom.com/wiki/Mike_Po...
Mike Pondsmith
Michael Alyn Pondsmith (born April 14, 1954[citation needed]) is an American roleplaying, board and video game designer. He is the founder of R. Talsorian Games and the creator of the acclaimed Cyberp...
cyberpunk.fandom.com
February 5, 2026 at 3:08 AM
So it's Black History Month and that means I think it's a good time to get familiar with Mike Pondsmith, if you're not already.
When you see R. Talsorian Games, that's him. When you see Cyberpunk 2077, that's his world.
Mekton, Castle Falkenstein, also him.
cyberpunk.fandom.com/wiki/Mike_Po...
When you see R. Talsorian Games, that's him. When you see Cyberpunk 2077, that's his world.
Mekton, Castle Falkenstein, also him.
cyberpunk.fandom.com/wiki/Mike_Po...
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Guile... Guinan... Guilenan
February 6, 2026 at 9:15 PM
Guile... Guinan... Guilenan
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you'd be surprised how gifted you are in certain things if you allowed yourself to be a beginner.
February 5, 2026 at 5:50 AM
you'd be surprised how gifted you are in certain things if you allowed yourself to be a beginner.
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king of the hill visual novel background
February 4, 2026 at 1:29 PM
king of the hill visual novel background
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They're a requirement
February 5, 2026 at 2:00 PM
They're a requirement
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this works on me btw
February 4, 2026 at 3:51 PM
this works on me btw
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