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if I said even half of what I actually thought I would be on *so many* lists
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This image has been my guiding light for years now in the same way, and it has never steered me wrong. So many times I've caught myself saying "wait, I don't care" and going back to being relatively happy instead of losing my mind.
November 23, 2025 at 3:50 PM
This image has been my guiding light for years now in the same way, and it has never steered me wrong. So many times I've caught myself saying "wait, I don't care" and going back to being relatively happy instead of losing my mind.
plus "2008's 2007 Game of the Year" is such a funny title for an award
November 20, 2025 at 6:00 PM
plus "2008's 2007 Game of the Year" is such a funny title for an award
Demonschool is pretty excellent so far. Namako is a delight and Faye is a box of rocks in the most charming way. Gonna lose some good hours to this one, I can feel it already
November 20, 2025 at 5:22 PM
Demonschool is pretty excellent so far. Namako is a delight and Faye is a box of rocks in the most charming way. Gonna lose some good hours to this one, I can feel it already
Some really different vibes going on between the two, but both of these are absolutely 10/10 no skips for me. Came to Florence later but I'll still jam to both of these on the regular
November 18, 2025 at 6:43 PM
Some really different vibes going on between the two, but both of these are absolutely 10/10 no skips for me. Came to Florence later but I'll still jam to both of these on the regular
breaking this one out like its the 200 year old wine from grandpa's cellar
November 10, 2025 at 3:49 PM
breaking this one out like its the 200 year old wine from grandpa's cellar
This time last month I was really down on the Airbender set, but stuff like this specifically gives me a lot more hope for it beyond the singles I'll want to pick up for commander. Its a good callback to both the best parts of the show and iconic cards from mtg in all the ways that matter for both.
November 6, 2025 at 5:10 PM
This time last month I was really down on the Airbender set, but stuff like this specifically gives me a lot more hope for it beyond the singles I'll want to pick up for commander. Its a good callback to both the best parts of the show and iconic cards from mtg in all the ways that matter for both.
Goth kink bars have the best lighting
November 5, 2025 at 6:00 AM
Goth kink bars have the best lighting
Put up a top 16 result with Ravnica’s favorite bottom last night at cEDH locals, but was too fucking tired to post about it. This deck tickles my brain in all the right ways, but I’m getting a bit tired of being public enemy #1 even from seat 4 every game.
November 3, 2025 at 2:14 PM
Put up a top 16 result with Ravnica’s favorite bottom last night at cEDH locals, but was too fucking tired to post about it. This deck tickles my brain in all the right ways, but I’m getting a bit tired of being public enemy #1 even from seat 4 every game.
Looked into the Ral discord for a minute only to see some of the most pendantic things imaginable. Why does this color pair attract some of the most annoying players possible?
October 29, 2025 at 9:32 PM
Looked into the Ral discord for a minute only to see some of the most pendantic things imaginable. Why does this color pair attract some of the most annoying players possible?
yeah… caught it on their insta this morning. Fucking sucks because I only really managed to get there once. Gotta go get a hoodie or something before doors are forever closed
October 25, 2025 at 5:06 PM
yeah… caught it on their insta this morning. Fucking sucks because I only really managed to get there once. Gotta go get a hoodie or something before doors are forever closed
Some days you gotta just take pleasure in the small things
October 22, 2025 at 5:23 PM
Some days you gotta just take pleasure in the small things
Finally feeling somewhat recovered from the last two weekends of travel. Between MagicCon and The Cookout my brain is fried for cardboard. Feeling really proud of my performance though, specifically for the Cookout. Top 64 for my first major event feels super good, and I can't wait for the next one
October 7, 2025 at 6:04 PM
Finally feeling somewhat recovered from the last two weekends of travel. Between MagicCon and The Cookout my brain is fried for cardboard. Feeling really proud of my performance though, specifically for the Cookout. Top 64 for my first major event feels super good, and I can't wait for the next one
Just a couple hours before I fly out to Atlanta *again* for the Cookout. Can I get a little love for Ravnica’s favorite twink?
October 3, 2025 at 5:30 PM
Just a couple hours before I fly out to Atlanta *again* for the Cookout. Can I get a little love for Ravnica’s favorite twink?
MagicCon main goal get, only took me the whole weekend to finally get a spot in Chris’ line. This signature was truly my white whale
September 28, 2025 at 6:31 PM
MagicCon main goal get, only took me the whole weekend to finally get a spot in Chris’ line. This signature was truly my white whale
Ravnica’s favorite twink showed up to win today
September 27, 2025 at 9:01 PM
Ravnica’s favorite twink showed up to win today
Magic Con day 1 haul. Only 2 of these aren’t immediately going into decks
September 27, 2025 at 2:54 AM
Magic Con day 1 haul. Only 2 of these aren’t immediately going into decks
Alright, it’s been fun but let’s get moving on now
September 15, 2025 at 6:09 PM
Alright, it’s been fun but let’s get moving on now
What’s that? It’s Chairman Mao from the top rope!
September 13, 2025 at 3:39 PM
What’s that? It’s Chairman Mao from the top rope!
hey look I made a twink
September 13, 2025 at 12:12 AM
hey look I made a twink
anyway, have an unrelated classic
September 10, 2025 at 7:44 PM
anyway, have an unrelated classic
Kinda fucked that second place is so much less physical prizing than first, but is monetarily as valuable as first prize. Kinda encapsulates my whole issue with UB
September 2, 2025 at 5:19 PM
Kinda fucked that second place is so much less physical prizing than first, but is monetarily as valuable as first prize. Kinda encapsulates my whole issue with UB
Yeah girl, let it hang
August 23, 2025 at 10:13 PM
Yeah girl, let it hang
This game LOVES to edge me on ranks (got gold next game)
August 14, 2025 at 2:52 PM
This game LOVES to edge me on ranks (got gold next game)