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Melbourne Lefty FGC trash. He/him. RIP cohost. Banner art by @auraisbad.bsky.social
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My last word on the matter
ancestral memories of the prison colonies? beats me
yeah, the young dumb impulsive teenagers will definitely be considering their potential sentences when they commit a crime. this will surely be an effective deterrent
πŸ“’ Offenders as young as 14 face life in jail under Premier Jacinta Allan’s plan to enforce β€œadult time for violent crime”, including home invasions, carjackings and armed robbery.
Children to be tried as adults in youth justice overhaul
www.smh.com.au
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The insistence on making these robots bipedal is probably the most obvious giveaway that it's all a big carny gimmick
jacinta allan has no spine. part of dan andrews success was just ignoring the murdoch press and now she's utterly beholden to them
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today at the dog park neighboring the public tennis courts I witnessed a dude putting a battery operated ball launcher inside his suv accidentally hit some sort of button on it, which caused the machine to start firing tennis balls inside of the vehicle, which ended up giving him a black eye
had an awful day. please reply with your favorite memory someone that totally ate shit in a physical way that isn’t a total bummer
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Recent Sonic pixel art in the Quake 1 palette because I like Quake 1's weird blues
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Fun ragebait to trick your friends with
now i'm thinking of a deus ex game set in the jetsons
i chalk that up mostly to trying to fit the club and spear shaped peg into the first person shooter shaped hole
i have thought from time to time that a stone age action game would be sick
darktide new class reveal today, place your bets. my money's on ratlings.
perhaps he wished on a monkey's paw. maybe he is the demiurge. this genuine and pure soul's dream has been perverted. now we live in the time of the haruhi suzimiya pubg collaboration
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always tickled me how popular they are in the US compared to how loathed they are in their home country
as Australian pm i would send Andrew Stockdale to the ICC day one
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Over on The Wasteland, Chaya Raichik has discovered Sonic Fox
we live in gamemasteranthony's nightmare
gotta get some dancing shoes nice and shiny when his grave is filled
recurring thought of mine recently is that straight men should require a licence to be horny
John Laws is dead, so as well as remembering him for outrageous on-air statements and the cash-for-comment affair, let me take this opportunity to remind everyone that in 1976 he released an album of country music covers called You've Never Been Trucked Like This Before

It reached 69 on the charts
AI is giving me more appreciation for bad art. 100% organic hand-made ass.
doing niche gearfucker stuff in Australia is munted
tiny shitty lcd tv with the shrink wrap still on contains such a dark energy
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Can I tell you about someone else whose followers included adult content creators
Axios tried to bust James Talarico for following adult content creators on Instagram and I'm genuinely impressed by his campaign's response