impossible ortolan
@f1ngerless.bsky.social
Melbourne Lefty FGC trash. He/him. RIP cohost. Banner art by @auraisbad.bsky.social
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Spray paint a plane and they'll detain you without trial and call you a terrorist.
Kidnap a foreign head of state - and Keir Starmer will make it clear we've played no part in it but will wait for the scheduled press conference in a few hours before potentially condemning it
Kidnap a foreign head of state - and Keir Starmer will make it clear we've played no part in it but will wait for the scheduled press conference in a few hours before potentially condemning it
January 3, 2026 at 1:50 PM
Spray paint a plane and they'll detain you without trial and call you a terrorist.
Kidnap a foreign head of state - and Keir Starmer will make it clear we've played no part in it but will wait for the scheduled press conference in a few hours before potentially condemning it
Kidnap a foreign head of state - and Keir Starmer will make it clear we've played no part in it but will wait for the scheduled press conference in a few hours before potentially condemning it
i'm tired of Actually Existing Masculinity, it needs to radically change.
I‘m discontinuing my social media use for the foreseeable future and I want to explain why.
I woke up in the new year to discover that some guy on here had saved photos I took on New Year’s Eve and used Grok to remove my clothes. I know this because he showed me.
I woke up in the new year to discover that some guy on here had saved photos I took on New Year’s Eve and used Grok to remove my clothes. I know this because he showed me.
January 4, 2026 at 11:26 AM
i'm tired of Actually Existing Masculinity, it needs to radically change.
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Thinking about how Project Justice (2000) is the last fighting game Capcom made that didn't have any Street Fighter characters in it.
January 4, 2026 at 7:18 AM
Thinking about how Project Justice (2000) is the last fighting game Capcom made that didn't have any Street Fighter characters in it.
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if I hire an exterminator to handle a roach infestation and he instead presents me with a list of reasons he is incapable of doing so while asking for more money so that he can maybe handle it later, I am not angrier at the roaches, I am in the market for a better exterminator
January 3, 2026 at 9:25 PM
if I hire an exterminator to handle a roach infestation and he instead presents me with a list of reasons he is incapable of doing so while asking for more money so that he can maybe handle it later, I am not angrier at the roaches, I am in the market for a better exterminator
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the reason people sometimes act madder at democrats than republicans when republicans do impossibly evil shit is the same reason why, if you hired an exterminator to handle a roach infestation and he showed up to feed and play with them instead, your first instinct wouldn’t be to yell at the roaches
January 3, 2026 at 9:19 PM
the reason people sometimes act madder at democrats than republicans when republicans do impossibly evil shit is the same reason why, if you hired an exterminator to handle a roach infestation and he showed up to feed and play with them instead, your first instinct wouldn’t be to yell at the roaches
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Colombian President Petro commenting on the US;
“A clan of pedophiles wants to destroy our democracy. To keep Epstein's list from coming out, they send warships to kill fishermen & threaten our neighbor with invasion for their oil."
“A clan of pedophiles wants to destroy our democracy. To keep Epstein's list from coming out, they send warships to kill fishermen & threaten our neighbor with invasion for their oil."
January 4, 2026 at 3:40 AM
Colombian President Petro commenting on the US;
“A clan of pedophiles wants to destroy our democracy. To keep Epstein's list from coming out, they send warships to kill fishermen & threaten our neighbor with invasion for their oil."
“A clan of pedophiles wants to destroy our democracy. To keep Epstein's list from coming out, they send warships to kill fishermen & threaten our neighbor with invasion for their oil."
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The PM and Foreign Secretary should be condemning this illegal strike and breach of international human rights law.
After years of arming a genocide and worshipping the “special relationship”, Trump now believes he can act with impunity.
After years of arming a genocide and worshipping the “special relationship”, Trump now believes he can act with impunity.
Trump just kidnapped President Nicolas Maduro of Venezuela
January 3, 2026 at 11:27 AM
The PM and Foreign Secretary should be condemning this illegal strike and breach of international human rights law.
After years of arming a genocide and worshipping the “special relationship”, Trump now believes he can act with impunity.
After years of arming a genocide and worshipping the “special relationship”, Trump now believes he can act with impunity.
nice night out and now i've learned the yanks have attacked Venezuela. fuck's sakes
January 3, 2026 at 12:43 PM
nice night out and now i've learned the yanks have attacked Venezuela. fuck's sakes
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congratulations to the anti-porn and anti-sex work groups for helping create an internet where independent adult sex workers have been exploited, ripped off, and then run off and are now being replaced by on-demand CSAM
January 2, 2026 at 3:22 AM
congratulations to the anti-porn and anti-sex work groups for helping create an internet where independent adult sex workers have been exploited, ripped off, and then run off and are now being replaced by on-demand CSAM
He's a brit, so maybe this could be a genuine "how's the water?" situation
But can anyone tell me what this bit means? “For too long, those fluent in the good grammar of civility have deployed decorum to mask agendas of cruelty.”
January 2, 2026 at 3:16 PM
He's a brit, so maybe this could be a genuine "how's the water?" situation
sometimes Avatar's politics of violence gets weird like Seagal's, insisting he's not a killer before a scene where he has to shoot someone and edits it in post where the guy he shot goes "hey i lived btw", then in the exact same movie just slits some dudes' throats and it's never dwelled on
January 2, 2026 at 2:35 PM
sometimes Avatar's politics of violence gets weird like Seagal's, insisting he's not a killer before a scene where he has to shoot someone and edits it in post where the guy he shot goes "hey i lived btw", then in the exact same movie just slits some dudes' throats and it's never dwelled on
somebody's gotta do something about the three cues system
But can anyone tell me what this bit means? “For too long, those fluent in the good grammar of civility have deployed decorum to mask agendas of cruelty.”
January 2, 2026 at 1:10 PM
somebody's gotta do something about the three cues system
We got freedom of religion, I understand
That's why i got no opinion
on where a mosque CANNOT STAND
I DON'T OPPOSE
i don't oppose the mosque at ground zeroooo
That's why i got no opinion
on where a mosque CANNOT STAND
I DON'T OPPOSE
i don't oppose the mosque at ground zeroooo
January 2, 2026 at 12:12 PM
We got freedom of religion, I understand
That's why i got no opinion
on where a mosque CANNOT STAND
I DON'T OPPOSE
i don't oppose the mosque at ground zeroooo
That's why i got no opinion
on where a mosque CANNOT STAND
I DON'T OPPOSE
i don't oppose the mosque at ground zeroooo
good metric for woke levels in Australia is whether they're playing the full blind factory jingle or not. I regret to inform you that they are.
January 2, 2026 at 8:42 AM
good metric for woke levels in Australia is whether they're playing the full blind factory jingle or not. I regret to inform you that they are.
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didn't think the US would become a nonceocracy so fast. I thought they'd at least abolish any notion of democracy before deciding to openly embrace pedophilia
January 2, 2026 at 4:23 AM
didn't think the US would become a nonceocracy so fast. I thought they'd at least abolish any notion of democracy before deciding to openly embrace pedophilia
seems quaint in retrospect that what kicked me to abandon X was that shortly after the elon takeover, there was one day where the top search result for "cat" was an animal abuse video.
January 2, 2026 at 1:59 AM
seems quaint in retrospect that what kicked me to abandon X was that shortly after the elon takeover, there was one day where the top search result for "cat" was an animal abuse video.
hmmm
January 2, 2026 at 1:35 AM
hmmm
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How about business leaders first institute all the recommendations from the Royal Commission into Misconduct in the Banking, Superannuation and Financial Services Industry?
January 2, 2026 at 12:55 AM
How about business leaders first institute all the recommendations from the Royal Commission into Misconduct in the Banking, Superannuation and Financial Services Industry?
christ, albo's said some dodgy stuff about trans people and even that's not enough for them
the terfies have been awarded.
( the terfies are annual bigotry awards the terfs hand out )
anyway i couldn't stop laughing when i noticed that @bphillipsonmp.bsky.social is their pick for worst politician in the entire uk. even i don't think that and she's literally persecuting me.
( the terfies are annual bigotry awards the terfs hand out )
anyway i couldn't stop laughing when i noticed that @bphillipsonmp.bsky.social is their pick for worst politician in the entire uk. even i don't think that and she's literally persecuting me.
January 1, 2026 at 12:59 PM
christ, albo's said some dodgy stuff about trans people and even that's not enough for them