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Thom @thwphipps.bsky.social · 19h

My last word on the matter

a tweet from 2020:

(james bond being beaten up by a goon)
GOON: bond you will maintain continuity
BOND: Never
GOON: the year is 2020 and you're roughly forty five, you were born around 1975
BOND: *spits out blood* i was a sea captain in world war two and i've been to space
GOON: you son of a bitch

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impossible ortolan 🎃 @f1ngerless.bsky.social · 7h

ancestral memories of the prison colonies? beats me

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impossible ortolan 🎃 @f1ngerless.bsky.social · 7h

yeah, the young dumb impulsive teenagers will definitely be considering their potential sentences when they commit a crime. this will surely be an effective deterrent

The Sydney Morning Herald (unofficial) @smhaustralia.nzcow.com · 12h

📢 Offenders as young as 14 face life in jail under Premier Jacinta Allan’s plan to enforce “adult time for violent crime”, including home invasions, carjackings and armed robbery.

Children to be tried as adults in youth justice overhaul

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Ian Boudreau @ianboudreau.com · 11h

The insistence on making these robots bipedal is probably the most obvious giveaway that it's all a big carny gimmick

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impossible ortolan 🎃 @f1ngerless.bsky.social · 7h

jacinta allan has no spine. part of dan andrews success was just ignoring the murdoch press and now she's utterly beholden to them

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caylen @caylen.bsky.social · 9h

today at the dog park neighboring the public tennis courts I witnessed a dude putting a battery operated ball launcher inside his suv accidentally hit some sort of button on it, which caused the machine to start firing tennis balls inside of the vehicle, which ended up giving him a black eye

caylen @caylen.bsky.social · Dec 14

had an awful day. please reply with your favorite memory someone that totally ate shit in a physical way that isn’t a total bummer

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Logan McCloud @hyperchaotix.bsky.social · 1d

Recent Sonic pixel art in the Quake 1 palette because I like Quake 1's weird blues

Low res, shaded pixel art of Sonic the Hedgehog in the Quake 1 palette.

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Triple-Q @triple-q.bsky.social · 18h

Fun ragebait to trick your friends with

A meme image in the form of the "Hello human resources" comic comparing the roles of CRT monitors and pixel upscaling algorithms such as hq2x and 2xSaI

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impossible ortolan 🎃 @f1ngerless.bsky.social · 8h

now i'm thinking of a deus ex game set in the jetsons

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impossible ortolan 🎃 @f1ngerless.bsky.social · 8h

i chalk that up mostly to trying to fit the club and spear shaped peg into the first person shooter shaped hole

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impossible ortolan 🎃 @f1ngerless.bsky.social · 8h

i have thought from time to time that a stone age action game would be sick

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impossible ortolan 🎃 @f1ngerless.bsky.social · 21h

no graven image november

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impossible ortolan 🎃 @f1ngerless.bsky.social · 1d

darktide new class reveal today, place your bets. my money's on ratlings.

impossible ortolan 🎃 @f1ngerless.bsky.social · 1d

perhaps he wished on a monkey's paw. maybe he is the demiurge. this genuine and pure soul's dream has been perverted. now we live in the time of the haruhi suzimiya pubg collaboration

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impossible ortolan 🎃 @f1ngerless.bsky.social · 1d

always tickled me how popular they are in the US compared to how loathed they are in their home country

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impossible ortolan 🎃 @f1ngerless.bsky.social · 1d

as Australian pm i would send Andrew Stockdale to the ICC day one

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SonicFox @sonicfox.bsky.social · 2d

I'm crying

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alyssa mercante @alyssamerc.bsky.social · 1d

Over on The Wasteland, Chaya Raichik has discovered Sonic Fox

A screenshot of sonic fox quote tweeting libs of TikTok, who is complaining about their Nike ad

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impossible ortolan 🎃 @f1ngerless.bsky.social · 1d

we live in gamemasteranthony's nightmare

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impossible ortolan 🎃 @f1ngerless.bsky.social · 2d

gotta get some dancing shoes nice and shiny when his grave is filled

impossible ortolan 🎃 @f1ngerless.bsky.social · 2d

recurring thought of mine recently is that straight men should require a licence to be horny

André Brett @drdrehistorian.bsky.social · 3d

John Laws is dead, so as well as remembering him for outrageous on-air statements and the cash-for-comment affair, let me take this opportunity to remind everyone that in 1976 he released an album of country music covers called You've Never Been Trucked Like This Before

It reached 69 on the charts