impossible ortolan
@f1ngerless.bsky.social
Melbourne Lefty FGC trash. He/him. RIP cohost. Banner art by @auraisbad.bsky.social
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congratulations to the anti-porn and anti-sex work groups for helping create an internet where independent adult sex workers have been exploited, ripped off, and then run off and are now being replaced by on-demand CSAM
January 2, 2026 at 3:22 AM
congratulations to the anti-porn and anti-sex work groups for helping create an internet where independent adult sex workers have been exploited, ripped off, and then run off and are now being replaced by on-demand CSAM
He's a brit, so maybe this could be a genuine "how's the water?" situation
But can anyone tell me what this bit means? “For too long, those fluent in the good grammar of civility have deployed decorum to mask agendas of cruelty.”
January 2, 2026 at 3:16 PM
He's a brit, so maybe this could be a genuine "how's the water?" situation
sometimes Avatar's politics of violence gets weird like Seagal's, insisting he's not a killer before a scene where he has to shoot someone and edits it in post where the guy he shot goes "hey i lived btw", then in the exact same movie just slits some dudes' throats and it's never dwelled on
January 2, 2026 at 2:35 PM
sometimes Avatar's politics of violence gets weird like Seagal's, insisting he's not a killer before a scene where he has to shoot someone and edits it in post where the guy he shot goes "hey i lived btw", then in the exact same movie just slits some dudes' throats and it's never dwelled on
somebody's gotta do something about the three cues system
But can anyone tell me what this bit means? “For too long, those fluent in the good grammar of civility have deployed decorum to mask agendas of cruelty.”
January 2, 2026 at 1:10 PM
somebody's gotta do something about the three cues system
We got freedom of religion, I understand
That's why i got no opinion
on where a mosque CANNOT STAND
I DON'T OPPOSE
i don't oppose the mosque at ground zeroooo
That's why i got no opinion
on where a mosque CANNOT STAND
I DON'T OPPOSE
i don't oppose the mosque at ground zeroooo
January 2, 2026 at 12:12 PM
We got freedom of religion, I understand
That's why i got no opinion
on where a mosque CANNOT STAND
I DON'T OPPOSE
i don't oppose the mosque at ground zeroooo
That's why i got no opinion
on where a mosque CANNOT STAND
I DON'T OPPOSE
i don't oppose the mosque at ground zeroooo
good metric for woke levels in Australia is whether they're playing the full blind factory jingle or not. I regret to inform you that they are.
January 2, 2026 at 8:42 AM
good metric for woke levels in Australia is whether they're playing the full blind factory jingle or not. I regret to inform you that they are.
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didn't think the US would become a nonceocracy so fast. I thought they'd at least abolish any notion of democracy before deciding to openly embrace pedophilia
January 2, 2026 at 4:23 AM
didn't think the US would become a nonceocracy so fast. I thought they'd at least abolish any notion of democracy before deciding to openly embrace pedophilia
seems quaint in retrospect that what kicked me to abandon X was that shortly after the elon takeover, there was one day where the top search result for "cat" was an animal abuse video.
January 2, 2026 at 1:59 AM
seems quaint in retrospect that what kicked me to abandon X was that shortly after the elon takeover, there was one day where the top search result for "cat" was an animal abuse video.
hmmm
January 2, 2026 at 1:35 AM
hmmm
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How about business leaders first institute all the recommendations from the Royal Commission into Misconduct in the Banking, Superannuation and Financial Services Industry?
January 2, 2026 at 12:55 AM
How about business leaders first institute all the recommendations from the Royal Commission into Misconduct in the Banking, Superannuation and Financial Services Industry?
christ, albo's said some dodgy stuff about trans people and even that's not enough for them
the terfies have been awarded.
( the terfies are annual bigotry awards the terfs hand out )
anyway i couldn't stop laughing when i noticed that @bphillipsonmp.bsky.social is their pick for worst politician in the entire uk. even i don't think that and she's literally persecuting me.
( the terfies are annual bigotry awards the terfs hand out )
anyway i couldn't stop laughing when i noticed that @bphillipsonmp.bsky.social is their pick for worst politician in the entire uk. even i don't think that and she's literally persecuting me.
January 1, 2026 at 12:59 PM
christ, albo's said some dodgy stuff about trans people and even that's not enough for them
Outer Heaven (occupied by the Republic of South Africa) was settled by eccentric transnational mercenaries in 4000 BC
January 1, 2026 at 9:06 AM
Outer Heaven (occupied by the Republic of South Africa) was settled by eccentric transnational mercenaries in 4000 BC
sometimes reality feels like a federal agent trying to entrap you into making actionable threats against named individuals
January 1, 2026 at 5:23 AM
sometimes reality feels like a federal agent trying to entrap you into making actionable threats against named individuals
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I think about this more often than I should
January 1, 2026 at 4:07 AM
I think about this more often than I should
the yakuza sexual harasser VA situation has me thinking about how they made Pierre Taki damnatio memoriae from Judgement because he got caught with cocaine. What's up with that.
January 1, 2026 at 4:55 AM
the yakuza sexual harasser VA situation has me thinking about how they made Pierre Taki damnatio memoriae from Judgement because he got caught with cocaine. What's up with that.
played a bit of Avatar: Frontiers of Pandora. was underwhelmed in the moment of playing it, but thinking on it it's an utterly fascinating time capsule of Peak Woke. there's an androgynous voice option, and they are really laying the colonial theory, environmentalism, and hollywood marxism on thick.
January 1, 2026 at 4:15 AM
played a bit of Avatar: Frontiers of Pandora. was underwhelmed in the moment of playing it, but thinking on it it's an utterly fascinating time capsule of Peak Woke. there's an androgynous voice option, and they are really laying the colonial theory, environmentalism, and hollywood marxism on thick.
new year. who knows what's next. dunno if i hope for anything. hoping hasn't helped me achieve much.
December 31, 2025 at 1:01 PM
new year. who knows what's next. dunno if i hope for anything. hoping hasn't helped me achieve much.
saw avatar 3. jimmy cams i love ya, ya did a great job, you shoulda just hit the credits 2/3rds of the way through so you could let avatar 4 breathe a bit. spoilers below, might rot13 some stuff.
December 31, 2025 at 8:16 AM
saw avatar 3. jimmy cams i love ya, ya did a great job, you shoulda just hit the credits 2/3rds of the way through so you could let avatar 4 breathe a bit. spoilers below, might rot13 some stuff.
"I HHHHHATE THOSE WAR CRRRIMINALSSS"
if you stare at it long enough the i.c.c. logo looks like a judgemental face
December 31, 2025 at 12:17 AM
"I HHHHHATE THOSE WAR CRRRIMINALSSS"
has anyone done a Cell Block Tango edit of Erika Kirk?
December 30, 2025 at 9:50 AM
has anyone done a Cell Block Tango edit of Erika Kirk?
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sorry this took so long
December 28, 2025 at 3:49 AM
sorry this took so long
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