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Melbourne Lefty FGC trash. He/him. RIP cohost. Banner art by @auraisbad.bsky.social
i'm surprised they haven't attempted to lobby to become a protected class
November 25, 2025 at 3:30 PM
i'm reminded of Will Menaker's dad talking to a mitzvah tank and mentioning that he's only jewish on his father's side. when the chabad guys responded negatively he said "if it's good enough for hitler it should be good enough for you"
November 25, 2025 at 3:07 AM
turkish-australians activating their genetic memory and turning sydney road into Gallipoli 2
November 25, 2025 at 3:02 AM
tangentially related: i heard about a poll (can't find on duckduckgo sorry) where women who respond affirmatively to traditional opinions on gender roles also affirm opinions on men being brutish and uncaring
November 25, 2025 at 2:48 AM
oz-mex is even funnier. Australians are all mad about mexican food but it's all a simulacra of old el paso because latinos are the one immigrant group we don't have. if claudia sheinbaum found out about guzman y gomez she'd immediately order development of a nuke program
November 24, 2025 at 1:52 PM
trying to think of how one might make a crackpot realism art movement
November 24, 2025 at 8:48 AM
my mum's an ICU nurse who does a lot of maternity stuff. I asked her about the free birth stuff, and i have to imagine if she still smoked she would have lit one up on the spot before giving me her answer
November 24, 2025 at 8:45 AM
good night mozzarella
November 23, 2025 at 8:22 AM
i read the first two paragraphs and noped out. i have no idea how we've gotten to in society how childbirth is perceived as a beautiful miracle instead of how bloody and dangerous it actually is.
November 23, 2025 at 7:26 AM
given Richard M Stallman also had a policy of replying to every email he got, wonder if that behaviour is an indicator of something.
November 23, 2025 at 5:45 AM
c'mon, the emails are a cheap shot. he replies to everyone. pay no mind to the repeated visits to his properties.
November 23, 2025 at 5:44 AM
a stranger is a lesbian you haven't met
November 22, 2025 at 2:02 PM