Starshark
@starshark.bsky.social
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Incorrect, you forgot about Elvis.
(Are you happy NOW Scott Jenkins? I acknowledged that Elvis is still alive!)
(Are you happy NOW Scott Jenkins? I acknowledged that Elvis is still alive!)
With Bardot's passing, the only named individuals in Billy Joel's We Didn't Start The Fire that are still alive are Bob Dylan, Chubby Checker, and Bernie Goetz. The last one standing will claim The Prize.
Brigitte Bardot, French screen legend, dies aged 91
December 29, 2025 at 2:35 AM
Incorrect, you forgot about Elvis.
(Are you happy NOW Scott Jenkins? I acknowledged that Elvis is still alive!)
(Are you happy NOW Scott Jenkins? I acknowledged that Elvis is still alive!)
Not kidding when I say this is a major achievement and I am very happy. I love this crazy guy and his lists!
![Two lists curated by one Scott Jenkins ( @scottjenkis67 )
ELVIS HATERS - The people who post stupid stuff about Elvis, and have no idea what they're talking about :rolleyes emote:
PEOPLE TOO STUPID TO LIVE - The title is self-explanatory. These people have posted comments that are beyond stupid. [just a tip Mr Jenkins: if the title is self-explanatory, don't go on to explain it. Mixed messages and all that. - ed]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:acol4gm3jutmt7njflhoetix/bafkreihqvrl57jklwsdiidlm6n6lf5vw2snvt5fptqh7oftz2fsrgnmqzq@jpeg)
December 28, 2025 at 4:24 AM
Not kidding when I say this is a major achievement and I am very happy. I love this crazy guy and his lists!
TIL that Pushmi-Pullyu is a real critter.
December 28, 2025 at 3:38 AM
TIL that Pushmi-Pullyu is a real critter.
Hey, that's not... wait a sec. I actually AM a moron. You win this time!
This might sound harsh, and judgmental, but if video is your preferred way of getting information about a topic, you’re a fucking moron
December 28, 2025 at 3:35 AM
Hey, that's not... wait a sec. I actually AM a moron. You win this time!
It's okay, it's not the Thing from the Thing - that was just made up sci-fi.
It's actually a Krynoid.
It's actually a Krynoid.
December 27, 2025 at 9:43 AM
It's okay, it's not the Thing from the Thing - that was just made up sci-fi.
It's actually a Krynoid.
It's actually a Krynoid.
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Happy 14th anniversary to this youtube video
December 27, 2025 at 9:10 AM
Happy 14th anniversary to this youtube video
BREAKING - Rita Panahi awarded the 2025 Lickspittle of the Year award for claiming to believe that Trump is not a pedo rapist.
December 26, 2025 at 10:03 AM
BREAKING - Rita Panahi awarded the 2025 Lickspittle of the Year award for claiming to believe that Trump is not a pedo rapist.
I can't get enough of this guy. He's such a scream!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH
December 26, 2025 at 8:15 AM
I can't get enough of this guy. He's such a scream!
A Current Affair on Channel 9 Australia is doing a bang-up hagiography of their former boss, Kerry Packer. If he hadn't been dead for so long, his asshole would be clean enough to eat your dinner on.
December 26, 2025 at 8:11 AM
A Current Affair on Channel 9 Australia is doing a bang-up hagiography of their former boss, Kerry Packer. If he hadn't been dead for so long, his asshole would be clean enough to eat your dinner on.
I've managed to misplace my glasses. If anyone sees them in their replies or maybe a quote post (they have green rims), could you let me know? TIA
December 26, 2025 at 1:41 AM
I've managed to misplace my glasses. If anyone sees them in their replies or maybe a quote post (they have green rims), could you let me know? TIA
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Hey Ketan, thanks for constantly posting great (albeit depressing) stuff and congrats on the fantastic hair. Hope you have a lovely Christmas.
December 25, 2025 at 11:30 AM
Hey Ketan, thanks for constantly posting great (albeit depressing) stuff and congrats on the fantastic hair. Hope you have a lovely Christmas.
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merry christmas ya gronks, hope you've had a good one and if you haven't, I hope better things come your way ❤️
December 25, 2025 at 7:45 AM
merry christmas ya gronks, hope you've had a good one and if you haven't, I hope better things come your way ❤️
My niece was over for Xmas. I spilled something and was about to say, "Oh you turd!" But that would be rude. So I said, "Oh you Turk!" instead. I said a slur instead of something kinda-rude.
Oh, and my niece is 21.
Oh, and my niece is 21.
December 25, 2025 at 7:14 AM
My niece was over for Xmas. I spilled something and was about to say, "Oh you turd!" But that would be rude. So I said, "Oh you Turk!" instead. I said a slur instead of something kinda-rude.
Oh, and my niece is 21.
Oh, and my niece is 21.
Watch this guy completely fail to figure out why he gets a 'fairer hearing' on X.
No shock. This app has turned my mentions, and others, into mostly hate. But there are a few people worth connecting with
CRAZY how it's easier these days to have a real discussion on X, or threads, than on here.
CRAZY how it's easier these days to have a real discussion on X, or threads, than on here.
December 25, 2025 at 2:30 AM
Watch this guy completely fail to figure out why he gets a 'fairer hearing' on X.
McCartney is such a ding dong ding dong dong ding dong
December 24, 2025 at 11:37 PM
McCartney is such a ding dong ding dong dong ding dong
"1984 tells us all what happens to society when you become too woke."
December 24, 2025 at 4:05 AM
"1984 tells us all what happens to society when you become too woke."
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via The New Yorker, Ellis Rosen cartoon
December 23, 2025 at 5:31 AM
via The New Yorker, Ellis Rosen cartoon
BREAKING - Trump's makeup artist describes their most famous client's complexion with just one album cover:
December 23, 2025 at 10:08 PM
BREAKING - Trump's makeup artist describes their most famous client's complexion with just one album cover:
A very clear-headed essay on the current state of MAGA which covers things like Mar-a-Lago face, MAGA AI slop, and - of course - THAT essay. It's ugliness demanding obedience.
youtu.be/GvCmeuJyT9g
youtu.be/GvCmeuJyT9g
That OU Essay Is Supposed to Be Bad | An Editor’s Note
YouTube video by Ana Marie Cox
youtu.be
December 23, 2025 at 8:17 PM
A very clear-headed essay on the current state of MAGA which covers things like Mar-a-Lago face, MAGA AI slop, and - of course - THAT essay. It's ugliness demanding obedience.
youtu.be/GvCmeuJyT9g
youtu.be/GvCmeuJyT9g
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Guys if you're going to upload the bootleg CBS segment to youtube you have to overlay squiggly lines over the video and slightly distort the sound to get around the automatic content detector.
December 23, 2025 at 12:08 AM
Guys if you're going to upload the bootleg CBS segment to youtube you have to overlay squiggly lines over the video and slightly distort the sound to get around the automatic content detector.
Reminder that this is pretty much the result of a TPUSA operation - the TA was set up from the start. If anyone ever wants to know why I'm one of the few people willing to say that it's funny what ended up happening to Charlie Kirk, shit like this is why.
A graduate teaching assistant who gave a University of Oklahoma student a failing grade on a psychology essay will no longer be teaching at the university
Graduate instructor who gave failing grade to Samantha Fulnecky no longer teaching at OU
A graduate teaching assistant who gave a University of Oklahoma student a failing grade on a psychology essay will no longer be teaching at the university.
www.koco.com
December 23, 2025 at 6:41 AM
Reminder that this is pretty much the result of a TPUSA operation - the TA was set up from the start. If anyone ever wants to know why I'm one of the few people willing to say that it's funny what ended up happening to Charlie Kirk, shit like this is why.
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I just uploaded @jasonparis.bsky.social 's recording of the segment CBS News pulled from "60 Minutes" to YouTube:
WATCH: Segment CBS News Pulled From "60 Minutes"
YouTube video by Phil Lewis
www.youtube.com
December 22, 2025 at 10:45 PM
I just uploaded @jasonparis.bsky.social 's recording of the segment CBS News pulled from "60 Minutes" to YouTube:
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On left:
Bari Weiss: 60 Minutes segment failed to show Government view that CECOT detainees are due judicial review
On right:
Judge Boasberg Dec 22: "The Government itself has not even contested that the detainees who now make up the CECOT class received inadequate process prior to their removal"
Bari Weiss: 60 Minutes segment failed to show Government view that CECOT detainees are due judicial review
On right:
Judge Boasberg Dec 22: "The Government itself has not even contested that the detainees who now make up the CECOT class received inadequate process prior to their removal"
December 23, 2025 at 12:23 AM
On left:
Bari Weiss: 60 Minutes segment failed to show Government view that CECOT detainees are due judicial review
On right:
Judge Boasberg Dec 22: "The Government itself has not even contested that the detainees who now make up the CECOT class received inadequate process prior to their removal"
Bari Weiss: 60 Minutes segment failed to show Government view that CECOT detainees are due judicial review
On right:
Judge Boasberg Dec 22: "The Government itself has not even contested that the detainees who now make up the CECOT class received inadequate process prior to their removal"
Saw a news chyron which referred to the man arrested for the Bondi massacre as the 'alleged gunman' and chuckled. After all, he was caught in the act, right?
And then I remembered that at least one man was beaten during the attack because bystanders mistook him for a 'third gunman'.
And then I remembered that at least one man was beaten during the attack because bystanders mistook him for a 'third gunman'.
December 22, 2025 at 11:15 PM
Saw a news chyron which referred to the man arrested for the Bondi massacre as the 'alleged gunman' and chuckled. After all, he was caught in the act, right?
And then I remembered that at least one man was beaten during the attack because bystanders mistook him for a 'third gunman'.
And then I remembered that at least one man was beaten during the attack because bystanders mistook him for a 'third gunman'.