Starshark
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Ha! I just finished listening to Pussy Palace. You're not wrong.
November 11, 2025 at 12:42 PM
Ha! I just finished listening to Pussy Palace. You're not wrong.
I lost my birth certificate, which is from another country, for ten years. It was weighing on me with crushing anxiety because I knew it would be no end of arse ache getting another one.
Finally found it. In my bedside table, in a safe spot. I just mistook it for ordinary paper.
Finally found it. In my bedside table, in a safe spot. I just mistook it for ordinary paper.
November 11, 2025 at 7:44 AM
I lost my birth certificate, which is from another country, for ten years. It was weighing on me with crushing anxiety because I knew it would be no end of arse ache getting another one.
Finally found it. In my bedside table, in a safe spot. I just mistook it for ordinary paper.
Finally found it. In my bedside table, in a safe spot. I just mistook it for ordinary paper.
Let me know what you think.
November 11, 2025 at 7:39 AM
Let me know what you think.
"Well, we know the distance to the bottom of the ridge, and we know the height of the ridge, but danged if I can say how far we are from the top of the ridge..."
"Sounds like a job for... the 'Thag..."
"Sounds like a job for... the 'Thag..."
November 11, 2025 at 5:00 AM
"Well, we know the distance to the bottom of the ridge, and we know the height of the ridge, but danged if I can say how far we are from the top of the ridge..."
"Sounds like a job for... the 'Thag..."
"Sounds like a job for... the 'Thag..."
Right up there with Pythagoras’s theorem, or ‘the ‘Thag’ as I like to call it.
November 11, 2025 at 4:58 AM
Right up there with Pythagoras’s theorem, or ‘the ‘Thag’ as I like to call it.
The hurdle Cuomo can never leap over is that Sliwa won his primary.
November 11, 2025 at 4:50 AM
The hurdle Cuomo can never leap over is that Sliwa won his primary.
Take Trantifa Prime's advice Chucky, because my suggestion is a lot less pleasant.
November 11, 2025 at 4:36 AM
Take Trantifa Prime's advice Chucky, because my suggestion is a lot less pleasant.
"Also it's 'Joyce Carol Oates'," hey are you still here? I thought I told you to fuck off!
November 11, 2025 at 4:32 AM
"Also it's 'Joyce Carol Oates'," hey are you still here? I thought I told you to fuck off!
"You probably did and just forgot, but it's in your subconscious" yeah probably but it's a good story so fuck off.
November 11, 2025 at 4:32 AM
"You probably did and just forgot, but it's in your subconscious" yeah probably but it's a good story so fuck off.
That makes sense. I probably should've figured that out by now. But I'm also thinking of that old joke used in old-timey movies where the maid keeps yelling AND I DON'T DO WINDOWS!
November 11, 2025 at 3:38 AM
That makes sense. I probably should've figured that out by now. But I'm also thinking of that old joke used in old-timey movies where the maid keeps yelling AND I DON'T DO WINDOWS!
She even has the fucking pearls on goddamit GET THOSE FUCKING THINGS OFF YOUR NECK
November 11, 2025 at 2:55 AM
She even has the fucking pearls on goddamit GET THOSE FUCKING THINGS OFF YOUR NECK
Thank you for reminding me this song exists. www.youtube.com/watch?v=42V8...
Cracker - Teen Angst
YouTube video by CrackerVEVO
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November 11, 2025 at 2:16 AM
Thank you for reminding me this song exists. www.youtube.com/watch?v=42V8...
... thing about doing windows, like that job is beyond the pale. I agree that the job sucks! I don't get anyone to do it except me or my wife. But the caretaker was cleaning toilets used by an incontinent old man... is that any better?
I wonder why windows are the bridge too far?
I wonder why windows are the bridge too far?
November 11, 2025 at 2:08 AM
... thing about doing windows, like that job is beyond the pale. I agree that the job sucks! I don't get anyone to do it except me or my wife. But the caretaker was cleaning toilets used by an incontinent old man... is that any better?
I wonder why windows are the bridge too far?
I wonder why windows are the bridge too far?
Harmony Korine, Catherine Breillat, and E Elias Merhige team up to make the most disquieting, jarring, transgressive, and above all REPULSIVE movie now and forever. They get one look at this photo before saying, "Never mind. Can't be done."
November 11, 2025 at 1:37 AM
Harmony Korine, Catherine Breillat, and E Elias Merhige team up to make the most disquieting, jarring, transgressive, and above all REPULSIVE movie now and forever. They get one look at this photo before saying, "Never mind. Can't be done."
He looks - hate to harp on about this, but - he looks like he held up filming for Salo for two days after they shot one of the ass-eating rape scenes, the makeup department haplessly telling Pasolini, "I don't understand - we just can't clean off the turds on his lip!"
November 11, 2025 at 1:33 AM
He looks - hate to harp on about this, but - he looks like he held up filming for Salo for two days after they shot one of the ass-eating rape scenes, the makeup department haplessly telling Pasolini, "I don't understand - we just can't clean off the turds on his lip!"
He looks like he just came out of an audition for Female Trouble and is saying to his brother, "John just looked at me and said 'whatever the fuck you think you're doing, I don't want it in my movie. Divine deserves more respect than that.'"
November 11, 2025 at 1:29 AM
He looks like he just came out of an audition for Female Trouble and is saying to his brother, "John just looked at me and said 'whatever the fuck you think you're doing, I don't want it in my movie. Divine deserves more respect than that.'"
Second-worst facial hair I've seen next to Ben "Hobo" Shapiro. If he was playing a pedovillain in a particularly problematic 50s British kid's movie, they'd ask the props department to come up with something better.
November 11, 2025 at 1:18 AM
Second-worst facial hair I've seen next to Ben "Hobo" Shapiro. If he was playing a pedovillain in a particularly problematic 50s British kid's movie, they'd ask the props department to come up with something better.
She's not a journalist, she's a toesucker. But yes, it would be nice.
November 11, 2025 at 12:56 AM
She's not a journalist, she's a toesucker. But yes, it would be nice.
A good place to start is Roar because jfc that movie. www.haveyouseen.us/episode-044-...
044 - Roar - Have You SEEN This?
We talk with animal expert Emma Bowers about Roar, a movie which stars 50 or 60 mostly wild animals and a handful of terrified humans.
www.haveyouseen.us
November 11, 2025 at 12:44 AM
A good place to start is Roar because jfc that movie. www.haveyouseen.us/episode-044-...