Starshark
@starshark.bsky.social
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Here's my fav that I'm on. I don't give a damn about genocide, I'm just in it for all the clout I'm getting.
November 9, 2025 at 12:52 PM
Here's my fav that I'm on. I don't give a damn about genocide, I'm just in it for all the clout I'm getting.
That's why it's so funny when people call Kat Abughazaleh a carpetbagger because she lives two streets away from her district:
November 5, 2025 at 7:02 AM
That's why it's so funny when people call Kat Abughazaleh a carpetbagger because she lives two streets away from her district:
The song mentions KFC but I’ll be real and say I don’t 100% understand the lyrics.
November 5, 2025 at 1:08 AM
The song mentions KFC but I’ll be real and say I don’t 100% understand the lyrics.
Uncle Monty, the weird rapey uncle from Withnail and I, has just endorsed Andrew Cuomo.
November 4, 2025 at 2:32 AM
Uncle Monty, the weird rapey uncle from Withnail and I, has just endorsed Andrew Cuomo.
*I* KILLED KURT COBAIN!
October 31, 2025 at 8:11 PM
*I* KILLED KURT COBAIN!
I saw this, so I guess I have to post.
October 29, 2025 at 5:52 AM
I saw this, so I guess I have to post.
Fun fact: the architect began his career as a concept artist for video games.
October 26, 2025 at 8:05 AM
Fun fact: the architect began his career as a concept artist for video games.
No, spellcheck. I actually meant 'turkey'. But thank you for driving me insane thinking I somehow misspelled one of the easiest words in the English language.
October 23, 2025 at 11:48 AM
No, spellcheck. I actually meant 'turkey'. But thank you for driving me insane thinking I somehow misspelled one of the easiest words in the English language.
Ooh, look at Ms Cordon Bleu cooking here! If he was really a man of the people, he'd be eating like this:
October 22, 2025 at 4:25 AM
Ooh, look at Ms Cordon Bleu cooking here! If he was really a man of the people, he'd be eating like this:
Not THAT rare. We sell minerals to the US all the time. Mining and flipping houses: The Australian Economic Story.
October 21, 2025 at 3:17 AM
Not THAT rare. We sell minerals to the US all the time. Mining and flipping houses: The Australian Economic Story.
BREAKING - ICE unveils new, highly mobile, infantry anti-immigrant shock troops.
October 21, 2025 at 2:37 AM
BREAKING - ICE unveils new, highly mobile, infantry anti-immigrant shock troops.
I'll just finish with this how it started/how it's going:
October 19, 2025 at 7:16 PM
I'll just finish with this how it started/how it's going:
I'm a little sad in a funny way because I enjoyed endlessly mocking those halfwits who said she can't represent her district because she lives two blocks away from its insanely-drawn border.
October 18, 2025 at 2:03 AM
I'm a little sad in a funny way because I enjoyed endlessly mocking those halfwits who said she can't represent her district because she lives two blocks away from its insanely-drawn border.
The closest that comic ever got to being funny (wasn't done by Tinsley, this is a parody if you know nothing about the comic. And who could blame you).
October 16, 2025 at 7:58 AM
The closest that comic ever got to being funny (wasn't done by Tinsley, this is a parody if you know nothing about the comic. And who could blame you).
Also, we have VERY strict meme-making guidelines. You MUST ONLY USE THE BELOW TEMPLATE FOR YOUR MEMES. Doing otherwise will put your account at risk of suspension/ban/fines.
October 16, 2025 at 1:31 AM
Also, we have VERY strict meme-making guidelines. You MUST ONLY USE THE BELOW TEMPLATE FOR YOUR MEMES. Doing otherwise will put your account at risk of suspension/ban/fines.
Your friend made a wise choice because they knew you would make the wedding about you, in the worst possible way imaginable. They made a great call here.
October 15, 2025 at 4:41 PM
Your friend made a wise choice because they knew you would make the wedding about you, in the worst possible way imaginable. They made a great call here.
If you discover that you’re being followed by a vampire, post this picture 👇 It will have to count every grain before replying or dming. However, it can still like and repost without commenting.
October 13, 2025 at 5:53 AM
If you discover that you’re being followed by a vampire, post this picture 👇 It will have to count every grain before replying or dming. However, it can still like and repost without commenting.