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orangeman doing corrupt money things
January 16, 2026 at 9:55 AM
orangeman doing corrupt money things
"now that I've found you," standard whispered, "I'll never lose you again"
January 16, 2026 at 1:00 AM
"now that I've found you," standard whispered, "I'll never lose you again"
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"i serve the Lord, not a draft-dodging coward" is the kind of phrase that would be slightly cringe online and is incredibly badass when being stated by a man surrounded by armed men threatening to murder him
it's incredible how if you put this entire dialog into the Left Behind series, it would basically work, but instead it's just IRL MN
!["Sir! This is a warning!" the agent yelled as he punched the man's vehicle window. "Stop f—king following us! You are impeding operations! This is the United States federal government!"
"I live over here," the driver explained. "I got to get to my house."
"This is your warning!" the officer exclaimed.
"I serve the Lord; go to church," the resident replied.
"I will arrest you!" the officer threatened.
"Don't make a bad decision," another agent warned.
"I serve the Lord," the driver repeated. "Not a draft-dodging coward."
"Let these people go to church," the driver added. "Let these people serve the Lord and worship."
"You're not going to like the outcome of this, sir," the first officer said. "I guarantee that... Did you not learn from what just happened [when Renee Good was killed]?"
"Learn what?" the driver asked. "I serve the Lord, not a draft-dodging coward. I can't believe you'd take orders from a draft dodger."](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:hbpefio3f5csc44msmbgioxz/bafkreibjwvcxk2ptdafgbwfhk4rjalweyoz3d55gl72qhwhiudhu6aywcm@jpeg)
January 13, 2026 at 9:47 PM
"i serve the Lord, not a draft-dodging coward" is the kind of phrase that would be slightly cringe online and is incredibly badass when being stated by a man surrounded by armed men threatening to murder him
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Someone inside DHS leaked the names of 4,500 ICE and CBP officers to a nonprofit that tracks ICE. About 80 percent of those name are active.
www.rawstory.com/ice-agents-d...
www.rawstory.com/ice-agents-d...
Whistleblower drops 'largest ever' ICE leak to unmask agents: 'The last straw'
A Department of Homeland Security whistleblower has released the identities of about 4,500 ICE and Border Patrol employees Tuesday in what has been called potentially the largest agency data breach fo...
www.rawstory.com
January 13, 2026 at 6:32 PM
Someone inside DHS leaked the names of 4,500 ICE and CBP officers to a nonprofit that tracks ICE. About 80 percent of those name are active.
www.rawstory.com/ice-agents-d...
www.rawstory.com/ice-agents-d...
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The goal of ICE watch is to surround that second type of perpetrator with people who *disapprove* of their actions.
It will make them less likely to be violent and we’ve seen that, in some cases, that includes rethinking their original plan to tear a family apart too.
It will make them less likely to be violent and we’ve seen that, in some cases, that includes rethinking their original plan to tear a family apart too.
January 13, 2026 at 5:37 PM
The goal of ICE watch is to surround that second type of perpetrator with people who *disapprove* of their actions.
It will make them less likely to be violent and we’ve seen that, in some cases, that includes rethinking their original plan to tear a family apart too.
It will make them less likely to be violent and we’ve seen that, in some cases, that includes rethinking their original plan to tear a family apart too.
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it's very unfair that the first DNC team with juice and good social media is hamstrung and blamed for the utterly useless and juiceless frauds in DC, particularly during an invasion of Ken Martin's own state
ICE shot Renee Good in the face and then called her a "fuckin' bitch"
Mike Johnson claims that the ICE officer who shot and killed Renee Nicole Good was "very patient"
January 13, 2026 at 6:20 PM
it's very unfair that the first DNC team with juice and good social media is hamstrung and blamed for the utterly useless and juiceless frauds in DC, particularly during an invasion of Ken Martin's own state
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damn i lost my meds again. i should really put like an airtag in my bottle
January 13, 2026 at 6:33 PM
damn i lost my meds again. i should really put like an airtag in my bottle
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Bovino is high on my list of people who needs to spend years in jail when this is over
In response to a quote tweet of DHS that says “you guys killed an American citizen,” Greg Bovino replies: “Triggered much?”
January 13, 2026 at 1:50 PM
Bovino is high on my list of people who needs to spend years in jail when this is over
the republican party is a bunch of inhuman monsters
January 13, 2026 at 9:11 AM
the republican party is a bunch of inhuman monsters
never forget that the head of the new liberals was tweeting about eric adams being the sane, sensible candidate 6 months ago
January 13, 2026 at 4:16 AM
never forget that the head of the new liberals was tweeting about eric adams being the sane, sensible candidate 6 months ago
When canvassing on Nextdoor I've tried using this a few times
"okay can we skip the part where I say let's make all immigration legal and then you push back, and fast forward to it being cultural differences"
is that they usually deny it, and I still have to trudge through the convo tree
"okay can we skip the part where I say let's make all immigration legal and then you push back, and fast forward to it being cultural differences"
is that they usually deny it, and I still have to trudge through the convo tree
January 12, 2026 at 7:41 AM
When canvassing on Nextdoor I've tried using this a few times
"okay can we skip the part where I say let's make all immigration legal and then you push back, and fast forward to it being cultural differences"
is that they usually deny it, and I still have to trudge through the convo tree
"okay can we skip the part where I say let's make all immigration legal and then you push back, and fast forward to it being cultural differences"
is that they usually deny it, and I still have to trudge through the convo tree
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i wonder if this is what causes a financial crisis, where banks just end up closing 50% of credit cards enmasse to technically comply with this
TRUMP: CREDIT CARD COMPANIES WILL BE IN VIOLATION OF LAW IF THEY DON’T COMPLY BY JAN 20 ON INTEREST RATE CAP
January 12, 2026 at 2:18 AM
i wonder if this is what causes a financial crisis, where banks just end up closing 50% of credit cards enmasse to technically comply with this
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if i had a nickel for every time someone fucked up my cast iron i'd have four nickels. fuck it and fuck everyone, i'm making all my guests take a cast iron test before they touch my kitchen because apparently "don't touch my cast iron unless you know how to use it" isn't enough
January 11, 2026 at 6:19 PM
i specifically told her "don't do my dishes because I don't trust you to do it right"
if i had a nickel for every time someone fucked up my cast iron i'd have four nickels. fuck it and fuck everyone, i'm making all my guests take a cast iron test before they touch my kitchen because apparently "don't touch my cast iron unless you know how to use it" isn't enough
January 11, 2026 at 5:28 PM
i specifically told her "don't do my dishes because I don't trust you to do it right"
if i had a nickel for every time someone fucked up my cast iron i'd have four nickels. fuck it and fuck everyone, i'm making all my guests take a cast iron test before they touch my kitchen because apparently "don't touch my cast iron unless you know how to use it" isn't enough
January 11, 2026 at 5:23 PM
if i had a nickel for every time someone fucked up my cast iron i'd have four nickels. fuck it and fuck everyone, i'm making all my guests take a cast iron test before they touch my kitchen because apparently "don't touch my cast iron unless you know how to use it" isn't enough