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my personal website is ordoliberal.com • being nice is good and so is open borders • plural • corporate/she • GiveDirectly stan • 26
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The Vice Chair of the CNL advocating for something just short of forced assimilation
The image is a screenshot of a Twitter post. At the top, there is a tweet from a user named Maya Luna. Next to the name is a small profile picture showing part of a person’s face, but the person is not identifiable. Maya Luna’s tweet reads: > “The best thing that we could do for indigenous people would be to end all tribal land designations and encourage them to relocate + integrate to modern society (funded by the government) The two tier system is horrible for native people, dooms them to poverty and subjugation” Below this, a second tweet is shown as a reply or quote. It is from a user named Wagon Burner, who also has a small profile picture that is not identifiable. The reply reads: > “Land Back doesn’t mean Indigenous people taking the land from everyone, it means being able to utilize the land as our ancestors did to uplift food sovereignty and have our own self-determination and control of our health.” At the bottom, the timestamp says “1:10 PM · Nov 17, 2025 · Twitter for Android.” Beneath that are engagement numbers showing 60 quote tweets, 51 replies, 74 retweets, 290 likes, and 48 bookmarks. The overall visual layout is the standard Twitter format with text on a white background.
November 19, 2025 at 8:55 PM
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And because Will Stancil couldn't just let me make a truthful joke about him and his close friends:

When people bring up the attempted restraining order against Armand Domalewski, he carefully words his response to imply that *only* the opposite happened, and nobody ever tried to file against him.
**Image Description:** A tweet from the user Armand Domalewski (@ArmandDoma) is shown. His profile picture is a small circular photo of a man, and there is a blue verification checkmark next to his name. The tweet reads: *"it is a matter of public record that *I* have a domestic violence restraining order against *someone else*, and it is just disgusting for you to claim the reverse. Go fuck yourself"* The tweet is timestamped at 3:17 PM on April 24, 2025, and has 66 views. Below the tweet are standard Twitter icons for replying, retweeting, liking, bookmarking, and sharing. **Image Description:** A Twitter post (now called an *X* post) by a verified user named Armand Domalewski (@ArmandDoma) is shown. His profile picture features a person in a suit standing outdoors, though details are not clearly visible. In the tweet, Armand writes: > "some YIMBY haters post about me 1x a week to say stuff like “he supports Egyptian slavery”, clip videos to say I’m an addict for “slurring” (English not my first language), accuse me of DOMESTIC VIOLENCE because I have domestic violence restraining order against someone" This tweet is a response to an earlier tweet embedded below it from the account OrganizerMemes (@OrganizerMemes), dated April 19, which says: > "Yimbyism and effective altruism are overwhelmingly correct philosophies unfortunately adopted by the most annoying sf tech bros" Below Armand’s tweet, engagement metrics show: 9 replies, 184 likes, 6 reposts, and a share icon. The post was made on April 20, 2025, at 2:57 AM and has 17.8K views.
November 19, 2025 at 8:11 PM
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What did you not find plausible about a public post from the East Bay Young Democrats
November 19, 2025 at 4:06 AM
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screenshot in case you can't access it
the direct transcripts of the posts shown in the image: --- **Will Stancil (@whstancil.bsky.social · 5mo):** > Do credible accusations usually have the claimed victims showing up in the comments to refute them --- **standard 📚 (@standard.bsky.social · she/we):** > 1. Yes, there was an entire episode about it in the Boondocks, the one about R. Kelly > > 2. 2 alleged victims, one of them using "woke" as a slur, is not *all* of the alleged victims. > > it's important to avoid phrasing things in such a way that imply all of the alleged victims refuted the accusations > > June 10, 2025 at 10:59 PM --- **standard 📚 (@standard.bsky.social · 5mo):** > in high school we had a american teacher who later got called out by various former students for racism and sexual harassment. > > *one* asian-american student forgave him, but many people spun it to be a forgiveness by *all* the victims, including the black ones
November 19, 2025 at 4:04 AM
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November 17, 2025 at 11:00 PM
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@claudia-sahm.bsky.social reacting to the Larry Summers revelations
November 17, 2025 at 6:24 PM
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every summers hater and the winklevosses for the last few days
Sabrina Carpenter, a young woman with long, wavy blonde hair, is lounging on a beige leather seat inside a vehicle, possibly a limousine or party bus. She is dressed in a formal black suit with a white dress shirt and a black tie. Her outfit includes stylish details like a large gold belt buckle and a decorative gold chain attached to her jacket. Sabrina is reclining in a relaxed pose, holding a dark brown cigar to her mouth with one hand. The background features quilted leather upholstery, a seatbelt, and a large dark screen or monitor above her.
November 17, 2025 at 5:12 PM
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Me: Mom, can we go out for Samantha Hancox-Li?

Mom: No, have Samantha Hancox-Li at home

Samantha Hancox-Li at home:
Christiane Amanpour • 1d As violence continues to the rise in the occupied West Bank, @JDiamond1 reports on the disturbing aftermath of an Israeli settler rampage. CNN ON SCENE Core &CAH OF SETTLER RAMPÄGE IN WEST BANK 41 17 274 466 1hl 48K Brianna Wu & @BriannaWu THE AMANPOUR HOUR X.com The West Bank is not "occupied." I swear, framing the issue like this makes me just want Israel to annex it.
November 17, 2025 at 4:41 PM
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The image is a screenshot of a post on X (formerly Twitter). The background is dark, showing the platform’s dark mode. At the top, there is a user named Frank Heffley with the handle @FranklinHeffley. The profile picture is a simple black-and-white cartoon drawing of a man’s head, similar to the style of the Diary of a Wimpy Kid illustrations. This is a fictional, cartoon character, not a real person. To the right of the name is a “Follow” button. Frank’s post reads: “Just so you know, Frank Heffley is a very common name!” Below his post is a smaller embedded post from another user named Tristan Snell, dated December 19, 2023. His post includes a small headshot photo, but the photo appears small and partially cropped. The text of his post reads: “BREAKING: Epstein list will be UNSEALED and PUBLIC, per a new court order from a federal judge in NYC. Over 150 associates of Jeffrey Epstein will be …” The embedded post cuts off at that point. At the bottom of the screenshot are engagement metrics showing: – 52 replies – 2.5K reposts – 64K likes – 1.7K bookmarks The timestamp at the bottom shows Frank’s post was made at 6:01 PM on December 27, 2023, using Twitter for Android.
November 13, 2025 at 9:54 AM
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November 10, 2025 at 1:55 AM
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i caught a Jewish gal with Indian ancestry
The image shows two people sitting close together indoors, appearing relaxed and comfortable. The person in front has long dark hair, glasses, and is wearing a maroon shirt. The person behind them has curly light brown hair, glasses, and is wearing a light pink jacket over a pale shirt. They are both smiling softly, looking at the camera. The lighting in the room has a purplish tint, giving the scene a cozy and calm atmosphere. Behind them, a wall with electrical cords and a windowsill with a cup or container are visible.
November 6, 2025 at 11:50 PM
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I'm gonna get so many Mexican girls with this big ass tv
November 6, 2025 at 5:20 PM
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They had a moratorium on Mamdani posts for the last few months because I assume there was enough pushback from the lower decks to stop both-sidesing. But then they broke the moratorium two weeks ago to bothsides Mamdani vs. Cuomo
A screenshot of a Twitter search for posts from the account "@CNLiberalism" mentioning "Mamdani". The "Latest" tab is selected. The screenshot displays three tweets from the account "New Liberals" (@CNLiberalism), each discussing New York politician Zohran Mamdani. First tweet (Top of image): Posted on October 29 The tweet reads: "- Mamdani won’t support rezoning in Long Island, and is refusing to endorse props 2-5, despite his past overtures to abundance Cuomo is opposing housing in Elizabeth Street Garden, and is clearly a nimby, but also supports prop 2-5 bc he wants more power NYC politics is cursed" Attached below this tweet is a quote tweet of another post by journalist Emma G. Fitzsimmons (@emmagf), posted October 28. Her tweet reads: "Zohran Mamdani declined to say whether he supports the Long Island City rezoning which faces a major City Council vote this week." She includes a cropped screenshot of Mamdani’s public statement. It reads: "I've said time and again that I will always appreciate and celebrate the prospect of building more housing in New York City, and I also am someone who believes firmly that we should have contiguous Park access between Queens Bridge Park and gantry Plaza. These are incredibly important things that need to be done, and I'm looking forward to seeing the resolution of that." Attached is an image of a chart and two tweet excerpts. The chart is titled "The favorability ratings of Democrats", showing bars for four politicians: Gavin Newsom, Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, Kamala Harris, and Zohran Mamdani. It shows the percentage of people who view each figure as "Somewhat/Very favorable", "Haven’t heard", or "Somewhat/Very unfavorable." Notably, Mamdani has the highest "Haven’t heard" percentage at 40%. Next to the chart are tweets by users reacting to the data, criticizing the poll for being unrepresentative.
November 5, 2025 at 10:27 PM
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i'm 99% sure it was the head of the new liberals (colin mortimer) who tweeted it, because a day after i made this tweet, I got blocked by both him and the new liberals account
Top Post: User: James Medlock (@jdcdmedlock), posted on June 24, 2025. Profile image: A man's face with glasses, smiling. Text: "I do think it’s healthy for centrists to get a taste of how leftists feel most elections. It sucks! But in both cases you do ultimately have to suck it up and pick a lesser evil" Below this message is a quoted tweet from New Liberals (@CNLiberalism), originally posted the same day, which reads: "Fuck 'em both. Can't believe it's that hard for people to say." This tweet by Medlock has 39 replies, 104 reposts, and 2.4K likes. Bottom Post (replying to the above): User: she’s standard nguyen (@laraaaanguyen), posted at 6:52 PM on June 24, 2025, using Twitter Web App. Profile image: A photo of a woman with long dark hair and bangs, smiling. Text: "for me watching the new liberals turn their back on this basic principle is like in Transformers 4: Dark of the Moon where Optimus Prime finds out that his mentor Sentinel Prime was working with the deceptions to genocide the human race" This post is a dramatic, humorous analogy comparing political betrayal to a plot twist from the Transformers movie. The user mistakenly refers to Transformers 3: Dark of the Moon as Transformers 4 and says “deceptions” instead of “Decepticons.” The tweet has 1 quote tweet, 5 replies, 4 reposts, 144 likes, and 7 bookmarks.
November 5, 2025 at 10:10 PM
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never forget
This image is a screenshot of a social media interaction, specifically from X (formerly Twitter), involving commentary on the 2025 Democratic primary in New York. It includes a repost and a quote of another user's reply. Image Description (for accessibility): The image is a screenshot of a post on X. At the top, it shows that the user "P J" reposted this content. The main post is from a user named Lib Max (@progress2trees), who wrote: “If you made fun of people for voting for Jill Stein you can’t be talking like this.” Below this comment is a quoted post from New Liberals (@CNLiberalism), replying to another user. The quoted tweet reads: “Fuck 'em both. Can't believe it's that hard for people to say.” The quoted tweet includes strong language expressing equal disdain for two political figures. At the bottom of the screenshot, engagement metrics are visible: 2 retweets, 4 likes, 91 views, and a share icon. Contextual Explanation (based on 2025 NY Democratic Primary): This exchange refers to the Democratic primary race in New York in 2025, specifically between former Governor Andrew Cuomo and State Assemblymember Zohran Mamdani. Cuomo, once a powerful figure in the Democratic Party, has attempted a political comeback. Mamdani, a progressive aligned with democratic socialist ideals, is challenging the establishment status quo. The phrase “Fuck 'em both” from @CNLiberalism reflects disillusionment with both candidates, suggesting neither is acceptable. Lib Max's response draws attention to a perceived inconsistency: those who once mocked third-party voters (like those who voted for Green Party candidate Jill Stein in 2016) are now expressing the same kind of "both sides are bad" sentiment.
November 5, 2025 at 10:07 PM
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i bought a broken 82 inch tv for $100 because i assumed it just needed a swapped power supply

it turns out that i was right so now i have a big ass TV for $350
he image shows a person lying on a bed covered with a deep red blanket. The person’s legs are stretched out and visible from their perspective, with a small black wireless keyboard resting on one of their thighs. In front of them is a very large flat-screen TV or monitor positioned close to the bed. The screen displays a messaging application with a yellow background and a series of chat messages. The screen also shows a recursive effect — a screen within a screen — as it reflects or captures the same display multiple times. This creates a tunnel-like visual repetition of the same chat window. To the right of the TV, there is a white desk with a lamp on it and some office supplies. Behind it is a black multi-drawer storage unit. The wall and surroundings are fairly plain, with neutral-colored walls and a few shelves. The overall setting suggests a casual or home office environment.
November 4, 2025 at 1:27 AM
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The image shows a continuation of a conversation between a user and an AI (presumably Claude). The exchange includes a message from the AI and a follow-up request from the user. AI’s Message (in a light font box): This email maintains professionalism while clearly addressing the potential discrimination issue. You may want to consider also documenting this communication and keeping records of any dress code incidents for your own protection. There are icons below this message: a clipboard, a thumbs-up, and a thumbs-down, likely for copying or giving feedback. User's Response (labeled “LD”): okay great, now can you add in a passive-aggressive but professionally-worded question about who i’m supposed to sue if i think the policy is discriminatory
November 3, 2025 at 7:38 PM
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1000 likes and i follow through
The image shows a prompt written by a user to Claude (an AI model). The prompt reads: LD: can you write me an email to the head of HR, where the question is: i have to wear a bra at work now because my nipples are showing guys with fat tits at work don’t need to wear bras i was born a dude and transitioned into a woman do i still have to wear a bra if i detransition back into a dude but still have the tits
November 3, 2025 at 7:35 PM
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A screenshot of a chat conversation on a messaging app. The contact name at the top reads “Kindly White Woman” and shows that the person is currently online. In the conversation: The first message, written in green text bubbles, says: 1. “sigh” (sent at 4:14 PM) 2. “this is what i get for dating a white marxist-leninist” (also at 4:14 PM). The reply, in white text bubbles, reads: 1. “Nyet, bestie” (sent at 4:15 PM) 2. “This is what we get for dating a white Marxist-Leninist” (sent at 4:16 PM). The background behind the messages is mostly yellow. The sender’s name at the top and some content are partially covered with a thick red scribble for privacy.
November 2, 2025 at 11:21 PM
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tattoos
November 2, 2025 at 7:58 PM
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alt text here:
This is a comic-style illustration showing a group of soldiers in modern military gear advancing through what appears to be a war zone. They are wearing helmets with goggles, body armor, and communication headsets. The soldier in the foreground is holding a large mounted weapon, while others behind him carry rifles. The soldiers’ uniforms have an “Airborne” patch on the shoulder, depicting an eagle’s head. The environment around them looks damaged, with broken structures and wires. There are glowing green streaks in the air, giving the scene an eerie, tense atmosphere. Two text boxes appear in the image: The first reads: “The key we felt was to maintain the moral high ground.” The second reads: “The enemy was scum. White trash. We just had to show the world that.” The color palette is mostly cool shades of blue and green, adding to the somber and intense mood of the scene.
November 1, 2025 at 8:37 PM
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Jacob N. Kornbluh @jacobkornbluh X.com Asked if Jews should worry about Mamdani if elected, Hillary said: "We'll have to see what happens. I hope not."
October 31, 2025 at 11:28 PM
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backup here
This image shows a series of tweets discussing political and religious topics. The first tweet is from a user named Noah Smith, who says: “Zohran isn’t an Islamist. He’s a leftist. And modern leftism is incredibly tolerant of Islamism.” His tweet has several engagement metrics beneath it, including 161 comments, 160 retweets, 2.2K likes, and 145K views. The second tweet is a reply from a user named Jayson Tatum and De..., asking: “What are examples of leftist policies that he may institute that would bring about more Islamism?” This tweet has 16 comments, 6 likes, and 5.2K views. Noah Smith replies again: “At the city level, the only one I can think of would be trying to criminalize criticism of Islam.” The timestamp at the bottom shows “1:16 PM · 10/27/25 · 5.4K Views.”
October 28, 2025 at 3:59 PM
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This image is a screenshot of a social media post. The user’s display name is “standard” with a sandwich emoji next to it. Their handle is “@standard.bsky.social,” and their pronouns “she/we” appear in a small label below their name. The post reads: “I met my best friend in Noah Smith's mentions, which used to be a heartwarming story but now it's like telling someone that your first Diwali celebration was at Usha Vance's house.” The background of the post is dark blue, and the text is in white.
October 27, 2025 at 1:00 AM
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he image is a screenshot of a Twitter/X thread involving three accounts. At the top, Armand Domalewski (@ArmandD...) posts: "Trump is gonna ship San Francisco’s homeless population to El Salvador" This tweet is quoting a post from The Associated Press (AP) (@AP), which includes a breaking news update: "BREAKING: U.S. Secretary of State Marco Rubio says El Salvador's president has offered to accept deportees from the U.S. of any nationality as well as violent American criminals now imprisoned in the United St..." (Note: The AP tweet is cut off and not shown in full.) Below, another user Noah Smith (@Noahpinion) replies: "I hear the weather is nice and warm!!"
October 26, 2025 at 7:27 PM