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I'm mad and distraught. I thought we were going to spend the rest of our lives together, helping the world in our own unique ways. I thought we were going to be like, one of couples where she and her squad get arrested for doing cool shit and then I have money for lawyers to get them a settlement
November 27, 2025 at 5:34 AM
I'm mad and distraught. I thought we were going to spend the rest of our lives together, helping the world in our own unique ways. I thought we were going to be like, one of couples where she and her squad get arrested for doing cool shit and then I have money for lawyers to get them a settlement
my ex and her friends stalk this account. if this hurts their feelings enough they'll show it to their therapists. but if it's also funny the doc's gonna find some therapy way of saying "okay but that one a lowkey banger tho"
if i ever become a legislator I'll just spend half my time describing how stupid they are and going "and this is why we need to pay public schoolteachers more"
November 27, 2025 at 4:04 AM
my ex and her friends stalk this account. if this hurts their feelings enough they'll show it to their therapists. but if it's also funny the doc's gonna find some therapy way of saying "okay but that one a lowkey banger tho"
my ex's friends are a bunch of cargo cult savages who shouldn't be allowed to have power over anyone else. one of them adopted some poor kid and proceeded to fill him up with dangerous shit like "windows 10 is safe to use without updates"
November 27, 2025 at 12:59 AM
my ex's friends are a bunch of cargo cult savages who shouldn't be allowed to have power over anyone else. one of them adopted some poor kid and proceeded to fill him up with dangerous shit like "windows 10 is safe to use without updates"
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everyone knows the number one quality of rigorous, responsible journalism is waiting months and months to reveal urgently newsworthy information until it can cause the most harm in your personal vendettas
November 26, 2025 at 10:53 PM
everyone knows the number one quality of rigorous, responsible journalism is waiting months and months to reveal urgently newsworthy information until it can cause the most harm in your personal vendettas
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I think we can safely say that the Leavitt's brother called ICE on his ex, the mother of his child, and I have to say: I have no desire to respect, find common ground or share the country with these monsters.
“After Ferreira was detained, Dos Santos Rodrigues said Michael Leavitt Sr. and his father, Bob Leavitt, reached out to her.”
“‘They just kept saying, ‘Tell her to self-deport,’” she recalled. “Self-deport to where? Brazil is not her home.’” www.bostonglobe.com/2025/11/26/m...
“‘They just kept saying, ‘Tell her to self-deport,’” she recalled. “Self-deport to where? Brazil is not her home.’” www.bostonglobe.com/2025/11/26/m...
‘Brazil is not her home.’ Mother of Karoline Leavitt’s nephew, brought to US as child, detained by ICE. - The Boston Globe
Bruna Ferreira, 33, was brought to the United States as a child in 1998. She is now in removal proceedings in Louisiana.
www.bostonglobe.com
November 26, 2025 at 2:54 PM
I think we can safely say that the Leavitt's brother called ICE on his ex, the mother of his child, and I have to say: I have no desire to respect, find common ground or share the country with these monsters.
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This is the type of hater energy that will fuel us in the years ahead.
Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷
November 26, 2025 at 1:42 PM
This is the type of hater energy that will fuel us in the years ahead.
so i spent $100 to buy back 0.005% of my income, can i get a W
my ex girlfriend owns stock in me so I have to buy it back or else I'm obligated to pay her a percentage of my income for the rest of my life
November 26, 2025 at 2:50 AM
so i spent $100 to buy back 0.005% of my income, can i get a W
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There is a reason that consolidating control over the media system is one of the very first things that authoritarians do, every single time. And Trump has sought to do exactly that.
We need to build and maintain a strong opposition press with a big reach: www.gofundme.com/f/the-libera...
We need to build and maintain a strong opposition press with a big reach: www.gofundme.com/f/the-libera...
November 26, 2025 at 12:22 AM
There is a reason that consolidating control over the media system is one of the very first things that authoritarians do, every single time. And Trump has sought to do exactly that.
We need to build and maintain a strong opposition press with a big reach: www.gofundme.com/f/the-libera...
We need to build and maintain a strong opposition press with a big reach: www.gofundme.com/f/the-libera...
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If we hit $70k today and $35k was matched by our donor, we would get to 21% of our goal. Crowdfunding campaigns that crack 20% are highly likely to meet their goals. Please help us hit this important milestone gofund.me/638697766
November 25, 2025 at 1:03 PM
If we hit $70k today and $35k was matched by our donor, we would get to 21% of our goal. Crowdfunding campaigns that crack 20% are highly likely to meet their goals. Please help us hit this important milestone gofund.me/638697766
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the left nimby crashout bc Zohran actually wants to build more housing is genuinely so funny
November 24, 2025 at 11:59 PM
the left nimby crashout bc Zohran actually wants to build more housing is genuinely so funny
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The exception to this was the New Liberals, who boosted Tilson as their #1 and told people to vote their consciences wrt Mamdani or Cuomo as their fifth choice because both were equally offensive.
November 25, 2025 at 12:03 AM
The exception to this was the New Liberals, who boosted Tilson as their #1 and told people to vote their consciences wrt Mamdani or Cuomo as their fifth choice because both were equally offensive.
my ex girlfriend owns stock in me so I have to buy it back or else I'm obligated to pay her a percentage of my income for the rest of my life
November 25, 2025 at 1:13 AM
my ex girlfriend owns stock in me so I have to buy it back or else I'm obligated to pay her a percentage of my income for the rest of my life
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it's a misconception that liberals abhor violence; we use it all the time, it's just abstracted away enough to make it funny
i'm going to get revenge on my ex and her friend group by getting all my rich POC friends to live near me and gentrify the neighborhood
for future reference, if you're going to break up with me i really prefer to have it done through text or discord, not at a restaurant of your choice *after* the food arrives, especially if you're too poor to pay for the food so then I'm obligated to cover the tab
November 23, 2025 at 10:53 PM
it's a misconception that liberals abhor violence; we use it all the time, it's just abstracted away enough to make it funny
dead kissinger day is coming up on November 29, if you're southeast asian and we're moots, hit me up and i'll get you a little gift
November 23, 2025 at 7:58 PM
dead kissinger day is coming up on November 29, if you're southeast asian and we're moots, hit me up and i'll get you a little gift
i'm going to get revenge on my ex and her friend group by getting all my rich POC friends to live near me and gentrify the neighborhood
for future reference, if you're going to break up with me i really prefer to have it done through text or discord, not at a restaurant of your choice *after* the food arrives, especially if you're too poor to pay for the food so then I'm obligated to cover the tab
November 23, 2025 at 7:57 PM
i'm going to get revenge on my ex and her friend group by getting all my rich POC friends to live near me and gentrify the neighborhood
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thinking about how my parents escaped vietnam, where the CIA destabilized my family's home country by spreading misinformation, and they landed in the united states, which is now getting destabilized bc someone in vietnam is spreading misinformation
Twitter pays people based on engagement (views, retweets, comments, etc). It appears that many MAGA accounts are based abroad and they use AI technology to generate low-effort rage bait.
My guess is that this will get worse as AI tech improves. For instance, fake videos of minorities doing crime.
My guess is that this will get worse as AI tech improves. For instance, fake videos of minorities doing crime.
November 23, 2025 at 5:59 PM
thinking about how my parents escaped vietnam, where the CIA destabilized my family's home country by spreading misinformation, and they landed in the united states, which is now getting destabilized bc someone in vietnam is spreading misinformation
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we need to install Zohran in the white house
It appears that he has spoken to Stephen Miller again
November 23, 2025 at 3:34 PM
we need to install Zohran in the white house
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In Monrovia, California, protesters are purchasing 17¢ ICE scrapers from Home Depot and immediately returning them to create long lines and slow down the entire store. Their aim is to disrupt sales and convey a message opposing ICE raids occurring in their neighborhood.
November 23, 2025 at 11:37 AM
In Monrovia, California, protesters are purchasing 17¢ ICE scrapers from Home Depot and immediately returning them to create long lines and slow down the entire store. Their aim is to disrupt sales and convey a message opposing ICE raids occurring in their neighborhood.
note to self: i should start nagging my representatives again
mailed my 100 hand written postcards to TN7 this morning as per turnoutpac.org/postcards instructions. @aftynbehn.bsky.social i really hope you do shock the world!
you've got this cause the whole country is rooting for you💙
#flipTN7
#shocktheworld
#thetnholler
#bittersoutherner
you've got this cause the whole country is rooting for you💙
#flipTN7
#shocktheworld
#thetnholler
#bittersoutherner
November 22, 2025 at 7:04 PM
note to self: i should start nagging my representatives again
political orgs, good and bad
November 19, 2025 at 8:28 PM
political orgs, good and bad
a list of reasons why I don't give money to the Center for New Liberalism
November 19, 2025 at 8:22 PM
a list of reasons why I don't give money to the Center for New Liberalism
