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Josh
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He’s just this guy, you know?

(cis, he/him, mostly straight but not, like, weird about it)
rose.systems/animalist

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February 17, 2026 at 4:00 PM
I made a steakhouse dinner at home, and now my wife and I are drunk and listening to Nirvana real loud. Happy Valentine’s Day, folks
February 15, 2026 at 3:20 AM
Get yourself a wife who wants to lie on the floor and listen to loud pop punk
February 15, 2026 at 2:37 AM
1. Rogue
2. Rose Cotton
3. Green Lantern
4. Dax
You are unattached and can date one choice each from the following categories.

Whom do you pick?

1) A Marvel mutant

2) A Tolkien character

3) A Justice Leaguer

4) A Star Trek Character

One choice for each category, GO!
February 15, 2026 at 2:36 AM
Man I gotta watch The Frighteners again
The definitive Ghostbusters film ranking:
1) Ghostbusters (1984)
2) Ghostbusters (2016)
3) Frighteners (1996)
4) Practical Magic (1998)
5) Ghostbusters 2 (1989)
6) Ghostbusters: Afterlife (2021)
7) Evolution (2001)
8) Casper (1995)
9) Ghostbsuters: Frozen Empire
February 9, 2026 at 3:57 AM
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The definitive Ghostbusters film ranking:
1) Ghostbusters (1984)
2) Ghostbusters (2016)
3) Frighteners (1996)
4) Practical Magic (1998)
5) Ghostbusters 2 (1989)
6) Ghostbusters: Afterlife (2021)
7) Evolution (2001)
8) Casper (1995)
9) Ghostbsuters: Frozen Empire
February 9, 2026 at 2:15 AM
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Damn imagine making Prince second at something
February 9, 2026 at 1:32 AM
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Just saw this pic of what The Proclaimers look like now and I am dying of joy

They are the most adorable old twins ever
February 3, 2026 at 2:17 PM
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Greetings from inside the economic blockade zones of Minneapolis and St Paul! Don’t look away, please. We need you. It’s been a month and they’re trying to destroy us.
February 2, 2026 at 12:25 PM
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Holy cow this is fantastic.
February 1, 2026 at 6:09 AM
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This rules.
The Moon Theme (Ducktales NES) SKA cover
YouTube video by Ska Tune Network
youtu.be
January 31, 2026 at 5:20 PM
Out bowling with the kiddo to try to escape the horrors, and someone just put on a bunch of RATM and then a bunch of Prince and, y’know, it ain’t much but it ain’t nothin’
January 25, 2026 at 12:54 AM
Barely holding it together while I let my son play five more minutes of Zelda before we go grocery shopping for his schoolmate’s family who’s afraid to leave the house. I don’t know what we’re supposed to do either
I found out when I picking up ice for the cooler with the juice boxes for my kid's fourth birthday party today. I went back to the car and he was laughing hysterically over my window scraper. How are we supposed to do this? But if we love our kids, how are we supposed to let their friends get taken?
Sobbing at another senseless act of extreme violence by ICE while simultaneously on hold trying to get my kids registered for summer camp.

Parenting in America.
January 24, 2026 at 4:31 PM
Five shows with a woman lead singer

Molly Tuttle
Margo Price
Alabama Shakes
Wet Leg
Garbage
First Aid Kit
Margo Price
Margo Cilker
Come
Le Tigre
Five concerts you’ve seen with women lead singers

Imogen Heap
No Doubt (and Gwen Stefani solo)
Evanescence
Destiny’s Child
Louise Mandrell
January 24, 2026 at 1:23 PM
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Beautiful people, beautiful city
January 23, 2026 at 10:22 PM
Hundreds of Beavers With Big Naturals
Improve a movie title by adding "With Big Naturals"
January 22, 2026 at 2:37 AM
Is there a car modder in MSP who can do a K24 engine swap on Will Stancil’s Fit?
January 22, 2026 at 1:38 AM
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Credit: TopZ-Undercover (Reddit)

Holy shit.
January 21, 2026 at 1:57 AM
If you are looking for ways to help families in Minnesota, here’s one: www.gofundme.com/f/support-a-...
Donate to Support a Mother of 3 After Husband's Deportation, organized by mandeep gill
Need to raise money for rent for the mother of 3 children Milenka, Itha… mandeep gill needs your support for Support a Mother of 3 After Husband's Deportation
www.gofundme.com
January 19, 2026 at 4:51 PM
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Good morning. I read this dispatch from a comrade in Minneapolis this morning and thought that some of you might appreciate it too.
January 17, 2026 at 12:29 PM
The world’s a dumpster fire but my wife and I got these stupid complementary tattoos and they’re so dumb and I love them so much
January 17, 2026 at 4:09 AM
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If you vote for Gavin Newsom, I will kick you in the fucking dick, if you give a dollar to Matt Yglesias, I will kick you in the fucking dick, there is no negotiation with fascism, you do not need advice on fighting a dragon from someone who’s never even smelled the fire
January 16, 2026 at 1:41 PM
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Supremely pissed at Klobuchar for her weak stance on ICE murdering and assaulting Minnesotans and for continuing to vote for Trump admin nominees, but she could win it all back by clubbing Schumer like a baby seal. 🔨🦭
Schumer as a major American metro is being brutally occupied by Trump goons: "The affordability crisis will be our focus throughout 2026 because that's what the American people are demanding"
January 16, 2026 at 12:42 AM
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"Those of us in Minneapolis-St.Paul and throughout the state have, in clear conscience, no choice but to resist through activation and observation—distractions to our daily lives be damned."

Please take a few minutes today to read this essay by my friend @taylorcarik.bsky.social
So, How’s the Occupation Going for You?
What’s it like to live in America with a domestic military occupation? Minnesota has the answer.
www.liberalcurrents.com
January 14, 2026 at 2:07 PM
My best friend’s family liked watching movies so much that they had a videotape-rewinding machine
Without revealing your actual age,what's something you remember that if you told a younger person they wouldn't understand?
January 9, 2026 at 3:06 PM