Josh
banner
spyguitar.net
Josh
@spyguitar.net
He’s just this guy, you know?

(cis, he/him, mostly straight but not, like, weird about it)
Introduce yourself with five animals you have seen in the wild

Black bear
Mule deer
Bald eagle
Loon
Wild turkey
introduce yourself with five animals you have seen in the wild

mountain lion
moose
bobcat
roadrunner
coyote

i'm not sure it counts as "in the wild" if the coyotes were taking a family stroll through my neighborhood using the crosswalk appropriately and everything but just go with it
Introduce yourself with five animals you have seen in the wild

Black bear
Green sea turtle
Cane toad
Kea
Tailless whip scorpion
November 28, 2025 at 5:41 PM
Planning for Thanksgiving
November 22, 2025 at 10:16 PM
Change one letter ruin a candy

Milky Wad
change one letter ruin a candy

sour cummies
change one letter ruin a candy

sweat tarts
November 19, 2025 at 8:31 PM
Man I _really_ miss NYC tonight
November 5, 2025 at 3:01 AM
I didn’t sleep well last night, DOMS kept waking me up

Which is way less fun than if doms had kept waking me up
October 22, 2025 at 11:24 PM
Revisiting the classics this morning youtu.be/q2cdsIeYpCc?...
Wehrenberg Feature Presentation 1995
YouTube video by Owlicks
youtu.be
October 18, 2025 at 1:46 PM
Happy 200th anniversary of the invention of the modern railway! www.discoverbritain.com/history/hist...
The 200th anniversary of the modern railway: Full steam ahead
www.discoverbritain.com
September 26, 2025 at 9:31 PM
Reposted by Josh
you know how you solve the problem of trans and autistic children? you love them, and you listen to them, you raise them with the support of a community that supports about their well-being. you work to build a world that accomodates their needs. you give a shit.
September 23, 2025 at 9:26 PM
I just cancelled our house’s Disney and Hulu subscriptions, and I’m gonna take that money and subscribe to the Onion
"I have 40-plus years left on this planet Earth. I don't want to live like that. I don't think any of us do. I think it's more about how do you want to wake up every day and tell your kids what you did in this time period."

Found this deeply moving from @bencollins.bsky.social 🥹
September 18, 2025 at 11:42 PM
Reposted by Josh
This camp is being violently evicted right now in the wake of a devastating shooting. People are mourning community members and simultaneously having their homes bulldozed. If you have t shirts, drinks, aspirin, new underwear, or cigarettes please bring to 1100 E Lake between 3-7 for distro!
September 16, 2025 at 4:10 PM
Goes to the Noid’s Wikipedia. Okay, hm, brief overview, lessee the table of contents here… history… Chamblee Hostage Incident… revivals - wait what
If you want a fun rabbit hole, have a look at why the Noid suddenly vanished.
September 13, 2025 at 2:43 AM
Reposted by Josh
I’ve found a better way
DOOMscroll
Scroll to survive. How far can you DOOMscroll?
gisnep.com
September 11, 2025 at 1:12 PM
Your last saved pic is your moral philosophy
September 6, 2025 at 7:22 PM
Rancho Gordo army, rise up
Ok now he’s gone too far
September 6, 2025 at 3:15 PM
Probably a little late to the game on this one, but damn Sabrina Carpenter's new album is fun as hell
September 3, 2025 at 1:39 AM
Wishing everybody wearing a gun-related shirt to the Minnesota State Fair today a very hearty fuck you
August 30, 2025 at 10:46 PM
Let's see you at 21 (I might've been only 20 here)
August 29, 2025 at 5:23 PM
Ruin a book by adding “Tom Clancy’s” to the title

Tom Clancy’s Roots
Ruin a book by adding "Tom Clancy's" to the title:

Sambrook, Maniatis and Clancy's "Molecular Cloning, A Laboratory Manual", Second Edition.
August 28, 2025 at 4:22 AM
Reposted by Josh
This Clickhole post is a JOURNEY

www.instagram.com/p/DNTS2gBu0U...
August 13, 2025 at 9:35 PM
Just saw a dude in a stupid lifted blacked-out F350 swerve to avoid the tiniest little bump from a manhole cover
August 5, 2025 at 10:49 PM
My kid (8) is keeping me up-to-date on the Zelda apocrypha he and his friends are exchanging on the playground, this fuckin’ rules
August 2, 2025 at 3:08 AM
Age verification? My first computer was a Tandy
age verification? i swerved Vampire Freaks because it was too new and trendy
Age verification? I had an another.com email address
July 11, 2025 at 11:27 AM
@shutdownfullcast.bsky.social have y’all seen this yet
I wanna thank @joelanderson.bsky.social for bringing this video to my attention. I've been laughing at this all morning.
There are so many layers.
Teal dress is about nothing but action.
Polka dot dress is about smoke but has no fight game.
What team is black dress 2 on?
June 30, 2025 at 11:43 AM
I wouldn’t have guessed that what I needed today was an all-female bluegrass band covering Pink Floyd’s “Time”, including some nasty distorted fiddle, but there it is
June 27, 2025 at 9:31 PM