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Josh
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He’s just this guy, you know?

(cis, he/him, mostly straight but not, like, weird about it)
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Planning for Thanksgiving
The top of a Korean cookbook, with a library barcode visible. There are several small bookmarks sticking out of the top: four yellow-orange, five lime green, and four blue. Each has the name of a recipe and an estimated time to make it marked
November 22, 2025 at 10:16 PM
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Your last saved pic is your moral philosophy
Two panels from the online comic Achewood. Panel 1: a cat’s arm (it’s Ray’s arm) holds a Nokia cellphone, from which hangs a fake, three-testicle nutsack. From off-panel, Ray says “I give you… the ChatSack Triple-Play.” Panel 2: the cat (Ray) is sitting at a desk in a black leather executive desk chair, now holding the phone to his ear. He says, into the phone, “Can’t talk now, bro. I’m three-ballin’.”
September 6, 2025 at 7:22 PM
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Let's see you at 21 (I might've been only 20 here)
A young man with short dark hair is sitting on the floor, leaning against a wall radiator under a window with a dark wood sill. He's wearing a white v-neck tee shirt and two hemp necklaces, holding a plastic cup in one hand, and has a large joint held in his mouth. He's smiling and looks incredibly stoned.
August 29, 2025 at 5:23 PM
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Really loving this little anatomy model doing the Mario jump
An anatomy model on a piece of gym equipment. It’s a stylized human body showing the major muscles etc, with red shading to indicate which muscles this particular machine targets. Usually these models are just an front and rear view of the body, side by side. However, this one has the person leaping up off of their right foot, with their torso turned slightly to the left and their left arm extended behind them, their left knee raised and their right arm punching into the sky. You can still see all of the muscle groups, and plus they look like Mario jumping to break a block
June 17, 2025 at 11:48 AM
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The bit from The Simpsons where Bart and Lisa are playing “rock paper scissors” and Bart is thinking “Good old rock. Nothing beats that.” Except Bart’s face has been (crudely) replaced with Trump’s, and the text instead says “Good old tariffs. Nothing beats that.”
May 5, 2025 at 2:31 AM
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Ready to traumatize my child
Scary Stories To Tell In The Dark, More Scary Stories, and Scary Stories 3, with the original Stephen Gammell drawings
April 26, 2025 at 10:59 PM
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Movie you’ve watched more than 6 times using gifs
Lawrence (Diedrich Bader) from Office Space. A white man with a shoulder-length mullet and glorious handlebar mustache, he sits at the end of a couch wearing beat-up jeans and a green short-sleeved tee over a white long-sleeved one. He leans back, says “fuckin’ A, man” and sips his beer
April 26, 2025 at 2:27 PM
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$79.90 (plus fees) to PTKU (go blue sharks!) in recognition of Zooey Zephyr winning re-election to her seat in the Montana house of reps with 79.9% of the vote, trouncing her opponent 4-to-1. #charitibundibowl
Text reads: "New American Pathways / Thanks, Josh! / Your card ending in [redacted] has been billed $82.02" Below this is a picture of Spencer Hall, a white man with curly brown hair, a bushy beard, black thick-rimmed glasses, and a slightly disapproving look on his face. He wears a blue gingham collared shirt and what look to be overalls. The shirt collar is spread wide to reveal a fair bit of chest hair.
April 17, 2025 at 1:03 PM
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RIP, Miz F.
A low record cabinet, you can see the tops of several LPs. A silver turntable sits on top of the cabinet, next to a black stereo receiver and silver phono preamp. An album cover is propped on a stand on top of the preamp: “First Take”, by Roberta Flack. The cover shows Ms Flack, a young Black woman, seated at a baby grand piano in a smoky, wood-paneled room; she wears her hair in an Afro and has on an _excellent_ floral print top - maybe a jacket? And a white lacy scarf. Behind her, partially obscured by smoke and backlit, are two Black men. One is standing and playing an upright bass, and wearing a suit and tie; the other is seated. He’s mostly blocked by the piano but he’s probably at a small drum kit. The whole vibe is just cool as hell.
February 25, 2025 at 3:22 PM
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Repost with the first album you bought with your own money

Both of these were on cassette, most likely bought with birthday money, and I think I had an actual Sony Walkman to listen to them
Bryan Adams “Waking Up The Neighbours”. A black and white photo of a white man wearing probably jeans, a white t-shirt, and a leather jacket. He has a Fender Stratocaster slung on a guitar strap. He is leaning back with his face to the sky, yelling into a megaphone he holds in his right hand Hammer (he dropped the “MC” for this one): Too Legit To Quit. A black man stands facing the camera, wearing black high waisted pants, black suspenders, no shirt, black sunglasses, and a heavy metal necklace with a pentagonal piece at the bottom.
February 23, 2025 at 3:24 PM
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Oh no it’s time to flip the record and I’m stuck, please send help
A top-down view of my lap. My legs are stretched out and crossed at the ankles, resting on the brown coffee table. In my left hand, and resting on my left thigh, is an Achewood beer glass, about half-full of a dark beer. Our dog - a gray fluffy goldendoodle - is lying on most of my lap. It’s incredibly cozy but the record side ended five minutes ago
February 16, 2025 at 10:27 PM
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“Slipper on Stereo” by Bria (goldendoodle, age 2)
A low record cabinet with a black stereo receiver on top of it. On top of the receiver are a silver phono preamp, a white Sonos box, and a record album propped against a display stand. You can see the edge of a record player to the right. A brown faux-suede man’s slipper is propped against the receiver, resting on its heel with its toe pointed toward the ceiling. The dog put it there, for reasons only she knows
February 15, 2025 at 11:44 PM
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The number one movie at the box office on your 10th birthday is how 2025 will turn out for you.

…huh
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles II: The Secret of the Ooze The four titular turtles are clustered around a broken canister of glowing green ooze, with concerned looks on their faces. In the background you see silhouettes of the antagonist mutants, Tokka and Rahzar
January 11, 2025 at 3:28 AM
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My wife gets me
An oversized belt buckle, with an illustrated hand extending its pointer finger, and the words “Pull My Finger” in fancy script
December 25, 2024 at 8:02 PM
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@shutdownfullcast.bsky.social happy thanksgiving, sluts
A bearded man wearing a “University of Night Ham” tshirt. You can’t see his face. The shirt has a coat of arms with a crescent moon, a knife, and a ham, and bears the motto “SUILLA NON VERBAM”
November 28, 2024 at 8:09 PM
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The only Bondi I want to hear about today, thanks
A 3/4 view of the original G3 iMac in "Bondi Blue". It looks like a futuristic television set. The front is a CRT screen, with a gently curved teardrop shaped rear body. The top half of the rear is a translucent aqua color, so you can see the internal components.
November 22, 2024 at 3:02 PM
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Love to start a new project the week before Thanksgiving with ehhhhh 30% of a plan
A tiled fireplace. The mantel has been partially stripped of white paint and dismantled, revealing a dark hardwood on top of a pine base. It is not clear from the picture (nor in the photographer’s mind) what the end result will be
November 18, 2024 at 4:21 PM
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Saturday morning cleaning soundtrack
The cover of Janelle Monae’s “Dirty Computer”. A _beautiful_ Black woman photographed from the shoulders up, with a stylized sun behind her head, reminiscent of a halo. Her eyes are nearly closed and downcast, and she wears a beaded veil
November 16, 2024 at 5:21 PM
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Without thinking, reskeet with the first Simpsons joke that comes into your head
A still from the Simpsons episode "E-I-E-I-D'oh" (the "tomacco" episode). Homer has parked and is getting out of his car, in front of a small country store. Two men sit on the porch of the store, both are wearing baseball caps and overalls. The store has a large sign on the roof, with its name: "Sneed's Feed & Seed" and, in a second line in smaller letters: "Formerly Chuck's"
November 12, 2024 at 6:21 PM
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Every so often I check what my neighbors are selling on Nextdoor and what the fuck is this
A screenshot of a Nextdoor for-sale post. The post is for two Bose coffee mugs. They're just basic, oversized ceramic coffee mugs, that have the "Bose" logo printed on them. The seller wants ONE HUNDRED DOLLARS. I'd like to reiterate that these are basic-ass coffee mugs.
October 28, 2024 at 3:09 PM
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That really sucks. Here’s a picture of my dog, tuckered out after a stint at the dog park
A fluffy grey dog has wedged herself into the footwell of the passenger seat of a Toyota Tacoma. She’s looking up into the camera; you can also see the gearshift knob, some random by bricabrac in the center console, and a single green leaf on the passenger seat
October 6, 2024 at 1:09 PM
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Now playing: Led Zeppelin II
The cover of Led Zeppelin’s second album. It’s hard to describe and doesn’t make much sense anyway.
September 15, 2024 at 4:12 AM
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Just played/now playing: The Ballad of Dood and Juanita by Sturgill Simpson; Sound and Fury also by Sturgill Simpson
The record album sleeve for Sturgill Simpson’s “The Ballad of Dood and Juanita”. It’s a cream color; the title is done in old-timey Western-style type. In the bottom right is a monochrome sketch of a man holding a rifle, standing in front of a large mule. A dog is at his side.
September 15, 2024 at 2:51 AM
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POV from the back of a canoe. In the immediate foreground is a shaggy grey dog, facing the camera. Ahead of the dog is a woman seated on the bottom of the canoe; she has a light green shirt and a white baseball cap on. She's wearing her hair in a ponytail and facing front - i.e., away from the camera. Ahead of her, and mostly blocked by her body, a child sits on the front seat of the canoe. They are wearing a yellow baseball cap and doing their best with an adult-sized paddle. There's a fishing pole in the bottom of the canoe, it will not catch any fish. The canoe is on a placid lake, and in the background you can see the ripples of the canoe and trees on the bank to either side.
September 12, 2024 at 8:57 PM
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You’ve been kidnapped. The characters from the last tv show you watched are coming to trying to rescue you. Who is coming to save you?

I … might make it? Probably?
The crew from Cowboy Bebop
September 5, 2024 at 11:30 PM