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Hero time starts right now!
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Sprenzee
@sprenzee.bsky.social
· Sep 19
You will never reach the heights of happiness that Dutton gets during towel time.
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Your power bill has tripled and you can't afford new PC parts just to create this.
December 20, 2025 at 3:35 PM
Your power bill has tripled and you can't afford new PC parts just to create this.
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It's the most wonderful time of the year: Watching Muppet Family Christmas and then re-discovering how the Ripped from TV version someone uploaded to YouTube ends: youtu.be/Bi9qSKZuvC4?...
#doomedbaby
#doomedbaby
A Muppet Family Christmas (1987) - Full Special
YouTube video by Parkscope Blog (Parkscope)
youtu.be
December 22, 2025 at 1:02 AM
It's the most wonderful time of the year: Watching Muppet Family Christmas and then re-discovering how the Ripped from TV version someone uploaded to YouTube ends: youtu.be/Bi9qSKZuvC4?...
#doomedbaby
#doomedbaby
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not to victim blame, but I can't believe anyone got conned by this guy?!? he's dressed like a cartoon conman and his name is literally Ponzi?!
December 19, 2025 at 5:18 PM
not to victim blame, but I can't believe anyone got conned by this guy?!? he's dressed like a cartoon conman and his name is literally Ponzi?!
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A federal judge said Justice Department attorneys “misled” the court, orders the immediate release of Kilmar Abrego García:
www.washingtonpost.com/national-sec...
www.washingtonpost.com/national-sec...
Federal judge orders Kilmar Abrego García’s ‘immediate release’
U.S. District Judge Paula Xinis said the government could not indefinitely detain Abrego, a 30-year-old immigrant from El Salvador who is fighting his deportation.
www.washingtonpost.com
December 11, 2025 at 3:47 PM
A federal judge said Justice Department attorneys “misled” the court, orders the immediate release of Kilmar Abrego García:
www.washingtonpost.com/national-sec...
www.washingtonpost.com/national-sec...
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can't stop watching this clip of a tesla Optimus teleoperator taking his headset off before properly logging out the robot
December 8, 2025 at 9:29 AM
can't stop watching this clip of a tesla Optimus teleoperator taking his headset off before properly logging out the robot
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Nvidia CEO Jensen Huang tells Joe Rogan that Trump "saved the AI industry... If not for his pro-growth energy policy, we would not be able to build factories for AI."
December 3, 2025 at 6:50 PM
Nvidia CEO Jensen Huang tells Joe Rogan that Trump "saved the AI industry... If not for his pro-growth energy policy, we would not be able to build factories for AI."
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the entire economy is ai data centers and gambling your life savings on real life tragedies and events
December 3, 2025 at 5:57 PM
the entire economy is ai data centers and gambling your life savings on real life tragedies and events
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The CEO of Google admits that Google search provides more accurate information that the company’s AI.
He acknowledges that Google search is "more grounded in providing accurate information."
He acknowledges that Google search is "more grounded in providing accurate information."
December 2, 2025 at 5:52 PM
The CEO of Google admits that Google search provides more accurate information that the company’s AI.
He acknowledges that Google search is "more grounded in providing accurate information."
He acknowledges that Google search is "more grounded in providing accurate information."
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Keep the vision board simple and fun.
November 26, 2025 at 7:38 PM
Keep the vision board simple and fun.
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Approximately 30% of all job postings are fake, with millions of ghost jobs making a tough hiring process even worse.
November 18, 2025 at 7:33 PM
Approximately 30% of all job postings are fake, with millions of ghost jobs making a tough hiring process even worse.
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it's so funny that alex jones was totally right about everything, the government is a bunch of drug-addled pedophiles and masked regime thugs are grabbing people off the streets, and now he has to pretend it's all a hoax
November 13, 2025 at 9:44 PM
it's so funny that alex jones was totally right about everything, the government is a bunch of drug-addled pedophiles and masked regime thugs are grabbing people off the streets, and now he has to pretend it's all a hoax
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Fun fact, Twin Cities: that giant stripe in the sky all of you are posting right now? I think that’s a STEVE
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/STEVE
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/STEVE
November 12, 2025 at 4:41 AM
Fun fact, Twin Cities: that giant stripe in the sky all of you are posting right now? I think that’s a STEVE
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/STEVE
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/STEVE
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Today, @dropkickmurphys.com frontman Ken Casey talks anti-fascism, labor solidarity, and 30 years of fighting back. @kimkelly.bsky.social reports from Atlantic City during their tour with fellow political-punk elders Bad Religion.
inthesetimes.com/article/drop...
inthesetimes.com/article/drop...
November 11, 2025 at 5:13 PM
Today, @dropkickmurphys.com frontman Ken Casey talks anti-fascism, labor solidarity, and 30 years of fighting back. @kimkelly.bsky.social reports from Atlantic City during their tour with fellow political-punk elders Bad Religion.
inthesetimes.com/article/drop...
inthesetimes.com/article/drop...
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more people need to read Cyclonopedia.
November 9, 2025 at 5:03 AM
more people need to read Cyclonopedia.
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‘Shut Up, Mother! Shut Up!’ Pleads George W. Bush To Dick Cheney Skeleton Dressed In Suit https://theonion.com/shut-up-mother-shut-up-pleads-george-w-bush-to-dick-cheney-skeleton-dressed-in-suit/
November 7, 2025 at 5:00 PM
‘Shut Up, Mother! Shut Up!’ Pleads George W. Bush To Dick Cheney Skeleton Dressed In Suit https://theonion.com/shut-up-mother-shut-up-pleads-george-w-bush-to-dick-cheney-skeleton-dressed-in-suit/
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BREAKING: Former FTC chair Lina Khan to serve as co-chair of Zohran Mamdani’s mayoral transition team.
November 5, 2025 at 4:54 PM
BREAKING: Former FTC chair Lina Khan to serve as co-chair of Zohran Mamdani’s mayoral transition team.
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The victory of progressive candidates is a byproduct of our work caring for one another and building a better world, not the goal of our work.
November 5, 2025 at 2:41 PM
The victory of progressive candidates is a byproduct of our work caring for one another and building a better world, not the goal of our work.
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average bluesky poster
November 5, 2025 at 2:43 PM
average bluesky poster
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Dick Van Dyke has OUTLIVED Dick Cheney
November 4, 2025 at 12:12 PM
Dick Van Dyke has OUTLIVED Dick Cheney
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remember when elon musk was still in government and DOGE still active and they pretended for like a week rampent social security fraud was happening, and then it turned out they just didn’t understand that databases would include people who passed away and we never heard about this “fraud” again lol
October 31, 2025 at 1:33 AM
remember when elon musk was still in government and DOGE still active and they pretended for like a week rampent social security fraud was happening, and then it turned out they just didn’t understand that databases would include people who passed away and we never heard about this “fraud” again lol
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Print edition @theonion.com ads don’t miss
October 30, 2025 at 7:19 PM
Print edition @theonion.com ads don’t miss
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"So I told my wife I'm in Skate or Die, and I ask her why she's smiling. She knows I cant skate!"
January 17, 2024 at 3:09 AM
"So I told my wife I'm in Skate or Die, and I ask her why she's smiling. She knows I cant skate!"
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it was never even a question in my mind that David Byrne would be on the right side of this shit
lmao david byrne showed the video of the ice agents tripping over themselves while trying to run after a biker on wacker drive during the “life during wartime” segment of his chicago show tonight
October 30, 2025 at 10:43 AM
it was never even a question in my mind that David Byrne would be on the right side of this shit
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According to the AI ingredient summary of this bean recipe, it requires quarters.
October 28, 2025 at 1:58 PM
According to the AI ingredient summary of this bean recipe, it requires quarters.