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Hero time starts right now!

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BLOODZORDUM! THAT IS 🔥🔥🔥🔥!!!
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December 19, 2025 at 1:41 PM
At some point, Batman accidentally dunked his cape in the toilet.
December 19, 2025 at 1:38 PM
Baseball needs to be played with a Darth Maul lightsaber style bat from now on. This is how we save baseball.
December 17, 2025 at 4:07 PM
Calling it now, when Red Skull gets teleported into space, this guy is putting his brain in a computer.
December 16, 2025 at 6:59 PM
Disney wants their cut.
December 11, 2025 at 6:26 PM
Him and his goddamn dolls.
December 10, 2025 at 10:59 PM
What broke my brain was learning how much bread is frozen before it goes on the shelf.
December 9, 2025 at 4:46 PM
But only on the VHS release.
December 3, 2025 at 6:57 PM
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Keep the vision board simple and fun.
November 26, 2025 at 7:38 PM
This is Space Merchants level of insanity.
November 26, 2025 at 5:02 AM
Sam Bankman-Fried? More like Scam Fakeman-Greed.
November 25, 2025 at 6:14 PM
I'd be utterly shocked if the key code for Spore still worked.
November 20, 2025 at 3:18 PM
Mankato just makes cursed objects.
November 18, 2025 at 10:10 PM
Does the type of cream soda matter? Asking for a friend.
November 18, 2025 at 8:36 PM