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January 1, 2026 at 6:58 AM
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the end of a year is like a sewer.

some see a past filled with crap and regret, foul memories of yesterdays flushed into darkness but not forgotten.

others see it as a transition to something better, a rush towards transformation. Renewal. Opportunity.

both true—

for sewers imitate life.
December 31, 2025 at 3:58 PM
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A major Arctic front is bringing a 40-degree temperature plunge to the Plains and Ohio Valley. Severe storms will be followed immediately by a flash freeze, turning wet roads into black ice. St. Louis, Chicago, and Detroit commuters should be on high alert for Monday morning.
December 27, 2025 at 3:44 PM
December 23, 2025 at 1:07 AM
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It Wouldn't Surprise You If This Headline Was About 318 People Being Shot In 12 Different Public Places https://theonion.com/it-wouldnt-surprise-you-if-this-headline-was-about-318-1819574532/
December 22, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Fair winds and following seas, sir.
December 21, 2025 at 12:56 PM
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The "poverty penalty."
Excellent points.
December 18, 2025 at 1:47 PM
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Richmond to host e-cycling event with free Christmas tree drop-off
Richmond to host e-cycling event with free Christmas tree drop-off
The City of Richmond will host an e-cycling event in mid-January where attendees can drop off Christmas trees and electronics for free or a fee.
www.wric.com
December 18, 2025 at 3:18 PM
Move over huskies, there's a new kind of sled dog in town!
This is Millie. She just learned how to sled. Hopes you brought a second land frisbee, because she will not be taking turns. 13/10 (TT: millietheredlab)
December 17, 2025 at 12:04 AM
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CNN has suddenly discovered Tennessee's Patriot Front compound that was a subject of an extensive NewsChannel 5 investigation back in March. Here is my report: 1/ www.newschannel5.com/news/newscha...
'This isn't your granddad's KKK.' Inside the hate group expanding its presence in Tennessee
They are the largest hate group in America, wrapping themselves in the red-white-and-blue of the flag, marching into the middle of American cities and claiming to be patriots.
www.newschannel5.com
December 16, 2025 at 3:34 PM
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The liquor store raccoon is not from our zoo. All our raccoons are currently working on their 9th Step amends.
December 16, 2025 at 12:08 AM
Movie you've watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Stars (Wars nor Trek), LOTR, or Marvel, Disney Animated or Pixar.

"Do you not know that in the service, one must always choose the lesser of two weevils!"
December 12, 2025 at 1:42 PM
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♫ 12 drummers drumming
♫ 11 pipers piping
♫ 10 lords a-leaping
♫ 9 ladies dancing
♫ 8 maids a-milking
♫ 7 swans a-swimming
♫ 6 geese a-laying
December 12, 2025 at 1:27 PM
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December 11, 2025 at 9:14 PM
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my wife says my interest in miniature tools is an obsession but i keep telling her that it’s just a little vise
December 10, 2025 at 1:37 PM
The kind of story we need right now.
December 10, 2025 at 12:12 PM
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this is pretty crazy but you know what is actually a great stocking stuffer? a foot. it's literally the exact same shape as the stocking, it's wild
December 6, 2025 at 7:19 PM
If you see a creche missing Mary and Joseph w/ a sign saying "ICE was here," & your response is "it takes away from the essential Christmas message," you need a remedial education on said message. Welcome & hospitality should be offered to all, not imprisonment & expulsion for those who are "other."
December 4, 2025 at 5:22 PM
"A freak accident involving a cat named Roller, a towel and a sink" conjures mental images of a kitty rave. 😺
December 3, 2025 at 6:02 PM
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SON: [runs in screaming]There’s a snail in my trouser pocket. Get it out. Get it out!!

ME: *barely audible* Escargot pants.

WIFE: You're a terrible father
December 3, 2025 at 1:21 PM
Warning! May cause cute aggression. Viewer discretion advised.
I didn’t know otters wagged their tails when happy! 🥹
December 3, 2025 at 2:46 PM
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Only in Virginia! 🦝 This raccoon broke into an Ashland ABC store and passed out in the bathroom after what looked to be a wild night. 😂

https://www.wtvr.com/news/local-news/raccoon-virginia-abc-store-dec-2-2025 
December 2, 2025 at 7:04 PM
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Snowy Conditions Proving Hazardous For Nations Idiots
December 2, 2025 at 6:01 PM
Good news for a Monday afternoon!
December 1, 2025 at 8:52 PM