spencer
@spencergrant.bsky.social
artist and fish liker. i own a cute cat
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SOMETHING BEAUTIFUL IS GOING TO HAPPEN
January 26, 2025 at 1:57 AM
SOMETHING BEAUTIFUL IS GOING TO HAPPEN
announcing my redundancy on mumsnet just to feel something
January 9, 2025 at 7:22 PM
announcing my redundancy on mumsnet just to feel something
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Streaming in 2010: You can watch an entire catalog of amazing movies and TV shows for a reasonable monthly fee
Streaming in 2025: our library is Batman movies and 28 seasons of a Tim Allen sitcom, it costs $159/month. We just destroyed the last piece of evidence that Mister Rogers ever existed
Streaming in 2025: our library is Batman movies and 28 seasons of a Tim Allen sitcom, it costs $159/month. We just destroyed the last piece of evidence that Mister Rogers ever existed
Scoop: Warner Bros. Discovery has quietly pulled "The West Wing" from its Max streamer as part of a cost-cutting move following a ROI evaluation. Details in @status.news: link.status.news/3C72V5Z
January 7, 2025 at 4:11 AM
Streaming in 2010: You can watch an entire catalog of amazing movies and TV shows for a reasonable monthly fee
Streaming in 2025: our library is Batman movies and 28 seasons of a Tim Allen sitcom, it costs $159/month. We just destroyed the last piece of evidence that Mister Rogers ever existed
Streaming in 2025: our library is Batman movies and 28 seasons of a Tim Allen sitcom, it costs $159/month. We just destroyed the last piece of evidence that Mister Rogers ever existed
people telling you that “you’re mature for your age” hits different when you’re 25
January 7, 2025 at 4:05 AM
people telling you that “you’re mature for your age” hits different when you’re 25
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hello, FBI? yeah, so, you guys sent a couple out to investigate how my son got all sucked up into a flying saucer but they just interviewed me for like five minutes and immediately left to get into unrelated hijinks across town. I was wondering if someone was going to reach back out about the aliens
January 3, 2025 at 7:34 PM
hello, FBI? yeah, so, you guys sent a couple out to investigate how my son got all sucked up into a flying saucer but they just interviewed me for like five minutes and immediately left to get into unrelated hijinks across town. I was wondering if someone was going to reach back out about the aliens
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Evil cult nye party... its the raven queen
December 31, 2024 at 8:43 PM
Evil cult nye party... its the raven queen
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Dear Santa,
You didn’t get me the thesaurus I asked for and now I’m mad. You made me really mad. I’m mad at you
You didn’t get me the thesaurus I asked for and now I’m mad. You made me really mad. I’m mad at you
December 25, 2024 at 2:10 PM
Dear Santa,
You didn’t get me the thesaurus I asked for and now I’m mad. You made me really mad. I’m mad at you
You didn’t get me the thesaurus I asked for and now I’m mad. You made me really mad. I’m mad at you
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Santa punched a hole in my wall because I left him soy milk
December 25, 2024 at 2:30 PM
Santa punched a hole in my wall because I left him soy milk
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my wife [welling up]: oh my god i love it, it’s exactly what i always wante-
me: don’t forget to put the paper in the trash bag
me: don’t forget to put the paper in the trash bag
December 25, 2024 at 4:21 PM
my wife [welling up]: oh my god i love it, it’s exactly what i always wante-
me: don’t forget to put the paper in the trash bag
me: don’t forget to put the paper in the trash bag
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god damnit I found myself living in a shotgun shack
December 25, 2024 at 2:42 AM
god damnit I found myself living in a shotgun shack
Did you know that for 80% of his scenes in Die Hard (1988), Bruce Willis was under the effects of the Goblin Curse?
December 25, 2024 at 5:38 PM
Did you know that for 80% of his scenes in Die Hard (1988), Bruce Willis was under the effects of the Goblin Curse?
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one great thing about Die Hard is you can watch it on christmas eve every year and just enjoy yourself without annoying everyone by going Hotdog Is A Sandwich mode about it
December 25, 2024 at 1:53 AM
one great thing about Die Hard is you can watch it on christmas eve every year and just enjoy yourself without annoying everyone by going Hotdog Is A Sandwich mode about it
the kerning on “EBENEZER SCROOGE” is insane. that shit looks so good on a tombstone
December 25, 2024 at 3:24 AM
the kerning on “EBENEZER SCROOGE” is insane. that shit looks so good on a tombstone
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People who prefer Grease 2 to Grease are like people who prefer cats to dogs; we have a parasite in our blood which makes us insane. Our parasite is called “Cool Rider”.
December 23, 2024 at 9:44 PM
People who prefer Grease 2 to Grease are like people who prefer cats to dogs; we have a parasite in our blood which makes us insane. Our parasite is called “Cool Rider”.
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when a police man says hes going to give you a hot meal that means hell shoot you. the hot meal is a bullet. they call it Police mans dinner
December 23, 2024 at 7:11 PM
when a police man says hes going to give you a hot meal that means hell shoot you. the hot meal is a bullet. they call it Police mans dinner
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this is funny as-is but imo way funnier when you see his lawyer
December 23, 2024 at 6:49 PM
this is funny as-is but imo way funnier when you see his lawyer
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Yeah I develop for front and backend
December 22, 2024 at 1:29 PM
Yeah I develop for front and backend
clothes shopping and telling my friend she looks like a mob wife in everything she tries on
December 17, 2024 at 12:13 AM
clothes shopping and telling my friend she looks like a mob wife in everything she tries on
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I’ve had enough of woke ugly men in our games, so I’ve improved Geralt
December 15, 2024 at 8:00 PM
I’ve had enough of woke ugly men in our games, so I’ve improved Geralt
aer lingus lost my bag but the jokes on them because my christmas presents were mid and i was looking for an excuse to update my style anyways
December 15, 2024 at 12:57 PM
aer lingus lost my bag but the jokes on them because my christmas presents were mid and i was looking for an excuse to update my style anyways
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"unexplained flying lights in minnesota," "mysterious drones over new jersey," "pilots report ufo in oregon" it's santa dumbass
December 12, 2024 at 7:20 PM
"unexplained flying lights in minnesota," "mysterious drones over new jersey," "pilots report ufo in oregon" it's santa dumbass
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Beloved murderer canceled after old tweets surface
December 9, 2024 at 7:58 PM
Beloved murderer canceled after old tweets surface
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My favorite part of robbing a bank is yelling “don't be a hero!” at some asshole who’s trying to be a Big Man. Telling off that guy is almost as good as the money, smug superiority goes surprisingly well with ill-begotten riches.
December 9, 2024 at 2:03 AM
My favorite part of robbing a bank is yelling “don't be a hero!” at some asshole who’s trying to be a Big Man. Telling off that guy is almost as good as the money, smug superiority goes surprisingly well with ill-begotten riches.