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Johnny 'capo my ass' Speedcuffs
@speeduffs.bsky.social
Socialist. FPTP out! PR in! Pro EU. Often wrong! Extremely sweary! Follow if you post interesting stuff. Music. Melanoidins fan.
CATS!😀😸
#RealPolitik
Very much about keeping the RIGHT out of power and in the bin.
Is he dead yet?
☹️
November 10, 2025 at 11:38 PM
Isn't it though?
Because in these grim times, we all need to laugh now and then
November 10, 2025 at 11:24 PM
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yea the problem with poverty and food scarcity is that once people experience extended food scarcity that shit is carved in there forever. this was a major observable thing after the great leap forward and its resulting famine
November 9, 2025 at 7:58 PM
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There are an enormous number of ‘outraged’ posts from @loriagne.bsky.social and, tbh, I’m here for each and every one of them!
You go girl!!
SEE HOW RIGHT WING FASCISM WORKS IN UK. OFCOM DENYING REFORM DO ANYTHING WRONG PRESENTING GB NEWS? DAMAGE IT HAS CAUSED IS ALL OVER OUR STREETS. ITS THE GO TO FOR BRAINWASHED GULLIBLE FARAGE MORONS. GET IT OFF AIR
November 10, 2025 at 7:18 PM
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November 10, 2025 at 12:27 PM
Opens fridge to get fresh chillies.
There are no fresh chillies.
a hairless cat is sitting on a bed wearing a red sweater .
Alt: a hairless cat is sitting on a bed wearing a red sweater .
media.tenor.com
November 10, 2025 at 10:27 PM
Wow.
UK is fecked.
New YouGov poll: Is BBC News politically biased? 50% of Britons say yes.

Biased in favour of left-wing views: 31%
Biased in favour of right-wing views: 19%
Not biased: 19%

Belief in bias by party
Reform: 73% biased to left / 4% biased to right
Con: 52% / 5%
Lib Dem: 19% / 22%
Labour: 16% / 31%
November 10, 2025 at 9:59 PM
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November 10, 2025 at 9:14 PM
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Reform UK Leicestershire are crooks.

They announced consultants Newton would do a £1.4m savings review.

That’s ballooned to £30m in 6 just days.

Leader Dan Harrison is a con man.

Leicestershire you’ve been had.

leicestermercury.co.uk/news/local-n...

#ReformLies
Firm leading council savings review could receive £30m
The county council currently needs to plug an expected £90 million gap in its day-to-day spending
leicestermercury.co.uk
November 10, 2025 at 9:07 PM
Labour, running around like headless chickens, chasing media shite.

Leveson: 🤷
November 9, 2025 at 10:32 PM
So, how's that Capitalism thing working out?
November 9, 2025 at 10:27 PM
Emoji...
WHERE'S YOUR FECKING POPPY!😳
November 9, 2025 at 10:05 PM
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Breaking 🚨

New Director of BBC swiftly announced….
November 9, 2025 at 8:58 PM
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And you said he was incapable of 4-D chess
November 9, 2025 at 7:10 PM
Here comes Zack, pissing on their chips.

GOOD!🖕
November 9, 2025 at 8:23 PM
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Jesus fucken Christ. I ordered some undercrackers, lads. Nothing came. No despatch email, no delivery confirmation, nothing.

So today I check tracking online. Evri "delivered" them to my side garden (just chucked randomly).

AND THEN THE FOXES

THE FOXES

(breathe)

ATE

MY

FUCKEN

PANTS
November 9, 2025 at 7:59 PM
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Thousands of folk horror fans
November 9, 2025 at 6:15 PM
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The dark days of Nazi Germany have arrived in America.
“I want you to understand what it is like to live in Chicago during this time.”

aphyr.com/posts/397-i-...
November 9, 2025 at 6:11 PM
Is he dead yet?😑
His "concept" of a Healthcare Plan is finally revealed. It involves eliminating the Insurance Industry & people purchasing their OWN, MUCH BETTER, HEALTHCARE. Unrelated, note his obsessive envy of Obama, historically rated 1 of our finest presidents, who he still believes was born in Kenya.

#sad 🤣
November 8, 2025 at 10:54 PM
Boeing: 'Another donation Mr... Best President Ever!
November 8, 2025 at 10:50 PM
Bang on.
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I would question why we live in a society where it's considered normal to have to buy a poppy to support a charity that helps ex service men and women. If they've fought for this country they shouldn't need to rely on charity. I find that so offensive.
November 8, 2025 at 10:47 PM
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November 8, 2025 at 10:29 PM
Yup.
I would sooner drag my nuts through a mile of broken glass than open a single Twitter link and give satisfaction to those dorks
November 8, 2025 at 9:03 PM
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X is a right wing echo chamber..

A new report shows X is amplifying far-right accounts

www.avclub.com/twitter-x-am...
Read this: A new report shows X is amplifying far-right accounts
Read this: A new report shows X is amplifying far-right accounts
www.avclub.com
November 8, 2025 at 7:43 PM