Johnny 'AI my ass' Speedcuffs
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Johnny 'AI my ass' Speedcuffs
@speeduffs.bsky.social
Socialist. FPTP out! PR in! Pro EU. Often wrong! Extremely sweary! Follow if you post interesting stuff. Music. Melanoidins fan.
CATS!😀😸
#RealPolitik
Very much about keeping the RIGHT out of power and in the bin.
Is he dead yet?
Still drooling.😞
November 28, 2025 at 10:38 PM
I would but I'm bald.
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November 28, 2025 at 8:57 PM
Oy, no funny business @alanwino.bsky.social or he's bringing his big Surf Sister!😮
November 28, 2025 at 8:48 PM
Quality followers over here though.😉

Now, what kind of music might I be playing on this cheap piece of excellence...
November 28, 2025 at 8:25 PM
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November 28, 2025 at 10:18 AM
You've just died
The 6th picture in your phone gallery is what killed you.
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November 26, 2025 at 10:39 PM
November 23, 2025 at 10:07 PM
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November 23, 2025 at 2:40 PM
Slicing some garlic.
Very thinly, with a razor blade.😉
November 21, 2025 at 10:32 PM
November 17, 2025 at 1:32 PM
Sigh.
It's like you won't do what you're told.
November 17, 2025 at 2:17 AM
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November 11, 2025 at 6:43 PM
November 9, 2025 at 8:16 PM
Mmm.😏
November 8, 2025 at 10:25 PM
Bang on Alan.
I'd like to see special teams set up to go after the big dodgers*, it would pay for itself.

Of course, media would be flooded with a multitude of ridiculous takes on why 'This is a bad thing!'

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November 8, 2025 at 9:13 PM
Cat sitting.
Brought a bag with some financial paperwork to sort out...
She is now asleep.
In the bag🤷😺
November 7, 2025 at 12:52 AM
Pic 1 reminds me of pic 2.🤔
November 6, 2025 at 10:29 PM
This stuff on fries or crinkle cut chips.
Ooooooh! 🤤
November 3, 2025 at 12:15 AM
Social proximity?🤔
October 31, 2025 at 7:33 PM
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October 30, 2025 at 12:24 AM
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October 29, 2025 at 10:29 PM
Ah, getting well in with all the other corrupt, morally bankrupt bastards.
October 26, 2025 at 10:19 PM
October 25, 2025 at 9:36 PM
I don't remember them doing swan.🤔
October 25, 2025 at 9:20 PM
Well...
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October 24, 2025 at 8:25 PM