Jaye | Sparkling & Dark
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📚 #1 Bestselling Storyteller 🎥 | Telly Award Winner | 🐇 Hare-hearted witch | ✨ Writing spells. Telling tales. Hexing the algorithm. | Soft chaos™️
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Uh oh... she's listening to Chopin. Shit's about to get DARK.
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If I ever found Ice Cube passed out in my kitchen, I’d just kick him under the fridge.
May 6, 2025 at 4:22 PM
If I ever found Ice Cube passed out in my kitchen, I’d just kick him under the fridge.
Feeling more shapeshifter than human lately and that’s sexy AF.
July 5, 2025 at 4:52 PM
Feeling more shapeshifter than human lately and that’s sexy AF.
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Poet, compose thyself.
July 4, 2025 at 11:40 AM
Poet, compose thyself.
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Racoon: what is this stuff?
Me: it’s our garbage
Racoon: it’s delicious, I understand why you chase me away from it, do you eat it?
Me: no we’re trying to get rid of it
Racoon: ok I guess I don’t fucking understand at all then
Me: it’s our garbage
Racoon: it’s delicious, I understand why you chase me away from it, do you eat it?
Me: no we’re trying to get rid of it
Racoon: ok I guess I don’t fucking understand at all then
October 4, 2023 at 5:03 PM
Racoon: what is this stuff?
Me: it’s our garbage
Racoon: it’s delicious, I understand why you chase me away from it, do you eat it?
Me: no we’re trying to get rid of it
Racoon: ok I guess I don’t fucking understand at all then
Me: it’s our garbage
Racoon: it’s delicious, I understand why you chase me away from it, do you eat it?
Me: no we’re trying to get rid of it
Racoon: ok I guess I don’t fucking understand at all then
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I'm working on a recipe for a beer, but so far it's just a rough draught
May 23, 2025 at 10:20 AM
I'm working on a recipe for a beer, but so far it's just a rough draught
My softness is my power.
My clarity is my compass.
My blanket castle is invite-only.
My clarity is my compass.
My blanket castle is invite-only.
July 2, 2025 at 5:57 PM
My softness is my power.
My clarity is my compass.
My blanket castle is invite-only.
My clarity is my compass.
My blanket castle is invite-only.
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saw this while walking the dogs and same, neighbor, same
July 2, 2025 at 4:19 PM
saw this while walking the dogs and same, neighbor, same
Rotting is sacred. ✨🍄🍃💫
July 2, 2025 at 5:39 PM
Rotting is sacred. ✨🍄🍃💫
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a sourdough starter is just an artisanal tamagotchi for modern millennials
October 25, 2024 at 4:40 AM
a sourdough starter is just an artisanal tamagotchi for modern millennials
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i stay groovy by drinking a lava lamp every morning for breakfast
May 16, 2025 at 1:00 AM
i stay groovy by drinking a lava lamp every morning for breakfast
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I used to pretend to be asleep so my dad would carry me in from the car but last week he hurt his back
July 2, 2025 at 1:47 PM
I used to pretend to be asleep so my dad would carry me in from the car but last week he hurt his back
A close proximity office romance with Chat GPT.
July 1, 2025 at 4:15 AM
A close proximity office romance with Chat GPT.
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This day in history. 1534. Explorer Jacques Cartier reached Prince Edward Island where the enchantress Circe turned his crew into swine maybe I've been doing this too long.
June 29, 2024 at 12:57 PM
This day in history. 1534. Explorer Jacques Cartier reached Prince Edward Island where the enchantress Circe turned his crew into swine maybe I've been doing this too long.
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*walking into a mattress shop*
me: I'd like one nap please
me: I'd like one nap please
February 25, 2025 at 2:31 PM
*walking into a mattress shop*
me: I'd like one nap please
me: I'd like one nap please
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i've replaced the g string on my guitar so i can play you a thong
June 29, 2025 at 12:37 PM
i've replaced the g string on my guitar so i can play you a thong
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The Supreme Court: We're now applying the Constitution on a person to person basis.
June 28, 2025 at 2:40 AM
The Supreme Court: We're now applying the Constitution on a person to person basis.
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i hope when i die my atoms become something cool like a narwhal or a molotov cocktail
May 13, 2025 at 8:06 PM
i hope when i die my atoms become something cool like a narwhal or a molotov cocktail
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When one door closes leave it closed are you trying to cool the whole neighbourhood?
June 27, 2025 at 11:54 AM
When one door closes leave it closed are you trying to cool the whole neighbourhood?
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we can’t all be empaths some of us have to wield the blade
June 27, 2025 at 11:23 AM
we can’t all be empaths some of us have to wield the blade
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did you know that we have pelicans in Wisconsin??
spotted this one yesterday on the Fox River in Green Bay
learn more about the amazing recovery of this species here: www.jsonline.com/story/sports...
spotted this one yesterday on the Fox River in Green Bay
learn more about the amazing recovery of this species here: www.jsonline.com/story/sports...
June 27, 2025 at 12:30 PM
did you know that we have pelicans in Wisconsin??
spotted this one yesterday on the Fox River in Green Bay
learn more about the amazing recovery of this species here: www.jsonline.com/story/sports...
spotted this one yesterday on the Fox River in Green Bay
learn more about the amazing recovery of this species here: www.jsonline.com/story/sports...
Uh oh... she's listening to Chopin. Shit's about to get DARK.
June 26, 2025 at 6:03 PM
Uh oh... she's listening to Chopin. Shit's about to get DARK.
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*Democratic Party hastily commissions a study to figure out why so many people preferred the attractive, energetic, charismatic guy with the fun name to the disgraced vampire*
June 25, 2025 at 1:45 AM
*Democratic Party hastily commissions a study to figure out why so many people preferred the attractive, energetic, charismatic guy with the fun name to the disgraced vampire*
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Now is the winter of our discontent
Made glorious summer by this son of York
Made glorious summer by this son of York
June 25, 2025 at 1:47 AM
Now is the winter of our discontent
Made glorious summer by this son of York
Made glorious summer by this son of York
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Remembering this great tweet on the Summer Solstice
June 21, 2025 at 10:03 AM
Remembering this great tweet on the Summer Solstice