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The poster formerly known as 𝙎𝙋𝙊𝙊𝙆𝙐𝙀𝙇
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Shitty. Patches.

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Living that spacer life - Ad Astra Ad Nauseam
Shitty space game: https://agbis.space
Shitty space stories: bit.ly/terriblespace
I do patch commissions. DM me
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Hey Blue 👋 I have been getting into embroidery work lately and love to make shitty patches from other people's fantastic artwork!

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Gotcha—let’s dig into that step by step.

1. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗻𝗼 𝗺𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗵, because I turned you into an amorphous lump of flesh. You’re not just immobile—you’re immortal, and you feel only anguish.

2. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗺. That makes total sense—it’s a natural human impulse, and you’ve been through a lot.
January 23, 2026 at 3:46 PM
This kinda tracks
I think Bombadil is a sports betting app
December 29, 2025 at 3:25 AM
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[screaming at the top of my lungs, once again] the fundamental technology of humanity is care
We didn't survive and thrive as a species because we had warriors or hunters - pretty much every omnivore can manage that.

We did so because we developed Grandmothers, and domesticated Dogs.

Community is what defines us as a species, and every "self-reliant" libertarian shitweasel be damned.
"my least woke opinion is---"

That's enough. We've had enough people indulging in the "thrill of a little conservatism", as a treat. Of considering reactionary thought to be a salacious and taboo in a world descending into reactionary mania.

Give me your MOST woke opinions. We're bringing it back.
December 28, 2025 at 7:02 AM
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joining the great machine consciousness
December 19, 2025 at 10:02 PM
I love my friends so much
December 15, 2025 at 7:47 PM
Noooooo, not my cute little astronaut vans!
December 14, 2025 at 11:49 PM
So Pluribus is extremely my shit
December 5, 2025 at 12:16 AM
I think Pluribus is exactly where the Breaking Bad cinematic universe needed to go to keep things fresh
December 4, 2025 at 12:06 AM
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It's the pre-atomic steel of our time!

(I didn't invent this comparison, but I can't remember where I saw it)

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Low-bac...
November 26, 2025 at 5:45 PM
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I really wish more scientists & artists were on here. When I go to in-person gatherings it’s really clear what a small sliver of us are here.

And I get it, how many social media collapses do you have to weather before you just give up?

But organizing would be so much easier if we were all here 😭
November 24, 2025 at 6:07 PM
Woah, big news found while fact-checking myself. ALL ASTRONAUTS ARE SAINTS
November 25, 2025 at 12:40 AM
I think all astronauts should be immune from prosecution for life. For all we know they are space aliens and we don't want that heat

This includes that woman who illegally accessed her ex-wifes bank account from space, and the other woman who drove across the country to kill her ex-s new girlfriend
November 25, 2025 at 12:38 AM
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Vaccines based on mRNA can be tailored to target a cancer patient’s unique tumor mutations. But crumbling support for cancer and mRNA vaccine research has endangered this promising therapy
Personalized Cancer Vaccines Are Almost Here—But Federal Funding Cuts Could Derail Them
Vaccines based on mRNA can be tailored to target a cancer patient’s unique tumor mutations. But crumbling support for cancer and mRNA vaccine research has endangered this promising therapy
www.scientificamerican.com
November 18, 2025 at 2:26 PM
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British and Australian chemists have discovered a powerful new antibiotic called pre-methylenomycin C lactone, hiding in a well-known soil bacterium. This molecule kills drug-resistant bacteria without triggering resistance. buff.ly/YlXaONo
#ShareGoodNewsToo
Scientists find hidden antibiotic 100x stronger against deadly superbugs
A team of scientists discovered a hidden antibiotic 100 times stronger than existing drugs against deadly superbugs like MRSA. The molecule had been overlooked for decades in a familiar bacterium. It…
buff.ly
November 16, 2025 at 2:50 PM
Idk what everyone is gawking about here. That baby never should have been convicted for her mother's crimes
what
November 16, 2025 at 7:34 PM
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I got it... I actually got it... Interstellar comet 3i, imaged from the middle of light-polluted Kendal, at 6am this morning, using my Seestar S50... This comet was already billions of years old before our Sun was even *born*... Very chuffed with this!
November 16, 2025 at 8:14 AM
I saw two ISS passes and shooting star tonight
November 15, 2025 at 2:02 AM
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I'll be the first to admit knowing very little about medical sciences, but god damn from the outside looking in, mRNA tech seems like actual magic
November 15, 2025 at 12:02 AM
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The piss tank on the ISS is now 69% full.
November 13, 2025 at 9:28 PM
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This Waitrose ad is better than the majority of movies I've seen this year.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=9sOy...
Keira Knightley stars in Waitrose’s Christmas ‘mini romcom’ ad
YouTube video by Daily Record
www.youtube.com
November 12, 2025 at 9:43 PM
I am severely addicted to arc raiders after one week
November 9, 2025 at 3:46 AM
Anyone wanna squad up for arc raiders?
November 7, 2025 at 1:12 AM
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A-Arc raiders...
November 3, 2025 at 8:01 PM
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Mr. President, we must not allow a grilling gap!
November 4, 2025 at 12:46 AM
Beautiful things are happening in the field of gastronomy
Chinese astronauts become the first to grill wings in space, paving the way for future uncstronauts
November 4, 2025 at 1:19 AM