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@sovietcakelady.bsky.social
commie pisshead. undying leviathan. she/her. мне нравится все Советское..
eng/esp/русский
eng/esp/русский
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People have got Quan Chi madness. Fashionable women at parties are doing key bumps in Quan Chi makeup. Trend forecasters are declaring it “Quan Chi summer.”
January 11, 2026 at 3:16 AM
People have got Quan Chi madness. Fashionable women at parties are doing key bumps in Quan Chi makeup. Trend forecasters are declaring it “Quan Chi summer.”
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Here is a video of a frozen creek that had begun to thaw, and the water was flowing beneath the thin ice on top. I took this because it was soothing and wonderfully bloopy and I wanted to listen to it for hours. You are all welcome to enjoy it, too. Let your brain settle here and rest for a moment.
January 10, 2026 at 4:57 AM
Here is a video of a frozen creek that had begun to thaw, and the water was flowing beneath the thin ice on top. I took this because it was soothing and wonderfully bloopy and I wanted to listen to it for hours. You are all welcome to enjoy it, too. Let your brain settle here and rest for a moment.
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smoking that shit that makes me crawl into the radiator and sing
January 11, 2026 at 2:09 AM
smoking that shit that makes me crawl into the radiator and sing
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The reactionary centrist logic is simple: if the left does something bad it’s the left’s fault, and if the right does something bad, it’s also the left’s fault for making them do it. It’s a simple formula and once you see it every one of their arguments is the same
January 10, 2026 at 11:24 PM
The reactionary centrist logic is simple: if the left does something bad it’s the left’s fault, and if the right does something bad, it’s also the left’s fault for making them do it. It’s a simple formula and once you see it every one of their arguments is the same
lmao the secret service is also hiring on indeed
January 11, 2026 at 2:10 AM
lmao the secret service is also hiring on indeed
"urgently hiring"
January 11, 2026 at 2:09 AM
"urgently hiring"
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They just completely take over, this is their cocomelon
January 10, 2026 at 4:54 PM
They just completely take over, this is their cocomelon
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It's so funny watching Shurik and Dusya watch birds and squirrels on youtube
January 10, 2026 at 4:47 PM
It's so funny watching Shurik and Dusya watch birds and squirrels on youtube
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ok well I don't approve of framing fat and bone as "waste products" but it IS really funny that a bunch of True Believers are gonna give themselves gout and scurvy and exploding hearts
New federal dietary guidelines give federal approval to beef tallow, a fat that both cardiologists and the U.S. government told Americans to avoid for nearly half a century.
Beef Tallow Rises to the Top of the U.S. Food Pyramid
The new dietary guidelines give federal approval to a fat that has slowly caught on with consumers, even as doctors have warned against it.
nyti.ms
January 10, 2026 at 7:41 PM
ok well I don't approve of framing fat and bone as "waste products" but it IS really funny that a bunch of True Believers are gonna give themselves gout and scurvy and exploding hearts
It's so funny watching Shurik and Dusya watch birds and squirrels on youtube
January 10, 2026 at 4:47 PM
It's so funny watching Shurik and Dusya watch birds and squirrels on youtube
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Murderers should live in fear, they should be unsettled about the consequences of their actions. That’s actually a sign of a healthy society.
January 10, 2026 at 6:20 AM
Murderers should live in fear, they should be unsettled about the consequences of their actions. That’s actually a sign of a healthy society.
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Turn from the ruin. Turn and go *forward*.
January 10, 2026 at 1:25 AM
Turn from the ruin. Turn and go *forward*.
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they didn’t leak it to make the shooter look innocent, but to make the victim look guilty. not guilty of a crime. guilty of having a visibly queer wife. guilty of liberalism. guilty of opposing the regime. they don’t seek to exonerate themselves, only to demonstrate who deserves to die.
In the video that the shooter took, which I believe was leaked to be exculpatory, he appears to yell “fucking bitch” after he shoots Renee Good.
January 9, 2026 at 7:00 PM
they didn’t leak it to make the shooter look innocent, but to make the victim look guilty. not guilty of a crime. guilty of having a visibly queer wife. guilty of liberalism. guilty of opposing the regime. they don’t seek to exonerate themselves, only to demonstrate who deserves to die.
Maddies stepmum found these at a vintage store & sent them as a Christmas gift 🥰
January 9, 2026 at 6:49 PM
Maddies stepmum found these at a vintage store & sent them as a Christmas gift 🥰
Folks, we found em
Maddies stepmum was clever and hid them in the little reusable shopping bag she got for me
Maddies stepmum was clever and hid them in the little reusable shopping bag she got for me
My gfs stepmom sent me Soviet badges she found at an antique shop and US customs stole em out the package 🙃🫠
January 9, 2026 at 5:25 PM
Folks, we found em
Maddies stepmum was clever and hid them in the little reusable shopping bag she got for me
Maddies stepmum was clever and hid them in the little reusable shopping bag she got for me
I hate the word leftist and leftism with every fibre of my being, it really is just liberalism with extra steps for ppl who wanna appear progressive but are afraid of the *optics* of being a communist
Its just Americans wanting to appear left wing w/o the substance of communism
Its just Americans wanting to appear left wing w/o the substance of communism
January 9, 2026 at 3:06 PM
I hate the word leftist and leftism with every fibre of my being, it really is just liberalism with extra steps for ppl who wanna appear progressive but are afraid of the *optics* of being a communist
Its just Americans wanting to appear left wing w/o the substance of communism
Its just Americans wanting to appear left wing w/o the substance of communism
My gfs stepmom sent me Soviet badges she found at an antique shop and US customs stole em out the package 🙃🫠
January 9, 2026 at 2:24 PM
My gfs stepmom sent me Soviet badges she found at an antique shop and US customs stole em out the package 🙃🫠
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Mamdani’s New York is out of control
January 9, 2026 at 1:45 AM
Mamdani’s New York is out of control
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2008, i miss this dress
November 14, 2025 at 1:18 AM
2008, i miss this dress
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here's pookie in a baby blanket
December 1, 2025 at 5:26 AM
here's pookie in a baby blanket
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POV: you're in the youtube comments of a 1960s garage band song that was haphazardly used in a godawful obscure point & click adventure/doom ripoff you watched on retsupurae 5 years ago @slowbeef.bsky.social
December 6, 2025 at 6:01 PM
POV: you're in the youtube comments of a 1960s garage band song that was haphazardly used in a godawful obscure point & click adventure/doom ripoff you watched on retsupurae 5 years ago @slowbeef.bsky.social