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commie pisshead. undying leviathan. she/her. мне нравится все Советское..

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spooky halloween themed visotsky song for the season!!

my russian teacher about this song: at the end he's being sarcastic, everything dies
me: oh wow that's pretty dark
my russian teacher: what song of his you send me hasn't been dark?
Dems don't even try to hide being fascist enablers anymore, they'll always side with fashos over anyone to their left, they'll always devote all their political energy to climbing up right wing asses while treating its base like something they stepped in & demanding fealty from them
Raskin: We are a big tent. We must be a huge, vast tent. I say this is a party that’s got room for Marjorie Taylor Greene if she wants to come over.
November 17, 2025 at 11:20 AM
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All you ever think about is sex, all right with me
November 16, 2025 at 10:26 PM
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The reason why most women my age couldn't care less if Bill Clinton goes down with the ship is that we were teens & young women when the Anita Hill and Monica Lewinsky scandals happened. It's rotten to the core. All the way down. Your "lost" era is not ours.
Seriously, what is wrong with these people?
November 16, 2025 at 1:41 PM
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just saw a rat carrying a whole lollipop on the N tracks but couldn’t get the camera out in time. gone, like tears in rain……
November 16, 2025 at 4:45 PM
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this line from cloud is in my head at least once a day
November 15, 2025 at 8:13 PM
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GUY WITH FRIENDS WHO STILL WORK AT THE NY TIMES: ok 🙄 here’s what you’re all getting wrong,
November 16, 2025 at 3:47 PM
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too real lol
November 16, 2025 at 1:57 AM
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Better drop the requirement that everything be great
November 15, 2025 at 10:26 PM
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November 15, 2025 at 5:09 PM
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I have a theory that one big reason llms get so much hype is that due to financialization the people in charge of tech companies are finance grifters who have never once, ever, used sed or awk or grep and would be totally unable to describe how they work.
May 19, 2024 at 4:15 PM
a lot of people are too afraid of being emotionally vulnerable with one another, so much so that they put up these emotional walls to protect themselves in a lot of their interpersonal relationships

porkys absolutely safe capsule protects him but it also traps him in a lonely nonexistence forever
Would you be comfortable with elaborating on this?
November 15, 2025 at 5:37 PM
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November 15, 2025 at 3:39 PM
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"30 years of The Beatles", Soviet poster, 1989
November 15, 2025 at 3:34 PM
too many of you are like this emotionally towards the people in your life while desperately seeking emotional connection with others and then wonder why you're lonely
November 15, 2025 at 3:32 PM
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Insurance copays were invented by economists who thought people needed a disincentive from going to the doctor too much
November 15, 2025 at 3:20 PM
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Lady at pet store i regularly get the cats food from: whoa is that a Showgirls hoodie? Thats one of my favorites, along with Bound!

Showgirls-heads stay winning
November 15, 2025 at 1:02 AM
We need to get every economist on a boat and sink it halfway, beyond useless as a profession at best and actively harmful to the world at worst

Economists drop d*ad
November 15, 2025 at 2:13 PM
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This Sir Mix-A-Lot cover kinda sucks
They say that when you play "Strawberry Fields Forever" backwards, it says "Bring Back Keebler Pizzarias"
November 15, 2025 at 2:33 AM
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2008, i miss this dress
November 14, 2025 at 1:18 AM
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It’s Veronica Lake Day, time to post the Andy Warhol/Veronica Lake/Candy Darling/Paul Morrissey photos
November 14, 2025 at 7:17 PM
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I think it’s cool when the grocery store asks you to donate to the food bank but also locks its dumpsters. It just makes sense
November 14, 2025 at 10:00 PM
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November 15, 2025 at 12:55 AM