Obi Wan Kenoblerone
@somewelshmook.bsky.social
Random ADHD he/him dipshit
RIP to Black Midi guitarist Matt Kwasniewski-Kelvin, dead at 26 from an apparent suicide. Incredibly tragic.
January 12, 2026 at 7:00 PM
RIP to Black Midi guitarist Matt Kwasniewski-Kelvin, dead at 26 from an apparent suicide. Incredibly tragic.
Much like Rammstein, I wouldn't sit in my house and listen to em, but I'd love to see them live
An underappreciated fact about Spinal Tap is that they are genuinely a fuckin banging live act
January 11, 2026 at 3:30 AM
Much like Rammstein, I wouldn't sit in my house and listen to em, but I'd love to see them live
An underappreciated fact about Spinal Tap is that they are genuinely a fuckin banging live act
January 11, 2026 at 2:23 AM
An underappreciated fact about Spinal Tap is that they are genuinely a fuckin banging live act
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A ream of norms are being shattered daily, but as a tech expert this one really shocks me. For a generation CSAM has been *THE* flaming red line for a tech platform. If they spent money on ANYTHING, it was moderating it miles away. To even have the whiff of it was a Federal kiss of death. Now? 🤷♂️
I want to highlight this important story by my friends @nbcnews.com - www.nbcnews.com/tech/interne... "The Internet Watch Foundation said it found topless images of girls that dark web forum users attributed to xAI’s Grok Imagine." <-- the AI generated CSAM / NCII immediately escapes containment
Dark web users cite Grok as tool for making 'criminal imagery' of kids, U.K. watchdog says
The Internet Watch Foundation said it found topless images of girls that dark web forum users attributed to xAI’s Grok Imagine.
www.nbcnews.com
January 10, 2026 at 10:11 PM
A ream of norms are being shattered daily, but as a tech expert this one really shocks me. For a generation CSAM has been *THE* flaming red line for a tech platform. If they spent money on ANYTHING, it was moderating it miles away. To even have the whiff of it was a Federal kiss of death. Now? 🤷♂️
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Immigration is good, actually.
Pass it on
Pass it on
Immigration is good, actually.
Pass it on
Pass it on
Immigration is good, actually.
January 10, 2026 at 2:50 AM
Immigration is good, actually.
Pass it on
Pass it on
It's all good, In Bruges just came on tv
I need a movie to watch, any suggestions?
January 10, 2026 at 1:02 AM
It's all good, In Bruges just came on tv
I want him dead, I want everyone who works for him dead, I want their houses burnt to the ground and I'm gonna go there in the middle of the night and piss on the ashes
January 10, 2026 at 12:59 AM
I want him dead, I want everyone who works for him dead, I want their houses burnt to the ground and I'm gonna go there in the middle of the night and piss on the ashes
I need a movie to watch, any suggestions?
January 10, 2026 at 12:33 AM
I need a movie to watch, any suggestions?
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NEW: Iran’s capital, Tehran, is now BURNING
110 cities across Iran have seen unrest and protests against the ruling regime in the last 12 days
The only thing more remarkable than the scale of this revolution is the negligence of mainstream media in covering it.
Scenes below in Tehran tonight.
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110 cities across Iran have seen unrest and protests against the ruling regime in the last 12 days
The only thing more remarkable than the scale of this revolution is the negligence of mainstream media in covering it.
Scenes below in Tehran tonight.
1/
January 8, 2026 at 10:41 PM
NEW: Iran’s capital, Tehran, is now BURNING
110 cities across Iran have seen unrest and protests against the ruling regime in the last 12 days
The only thing more remarkable than the scale of this revolution is the negligence of mainstream media in covering it.
Scenes below in Tehran tonight.
1/
110 cities across Iran have seen unrest and protests against the ruling regime in the last 12 days
The only thing more remarkable than the scale of this revolution is the negligence of mainstream media in covering it.
Scenes below in Tehran tonight.
1/
If you own a social media company whose AI consistently produces CSAM and you do nothing to prevent it, logic dictates that you are an avid consumer of such material
If you're not anti CSAM, you are pro CSAM
This is not complicated
If you're not anti CSAM, you are pro CSAM
This is not complicated
Grok producing vile sexualized deepfakes of women and children isn’t an accident
www.cnn.com/2026/01/08/t...
www.cnn.com/2026/01/08/t...
January 8, 2026 at 10:38 PM
If you own a social media company whose AI consistently produces CSAM and you do nothing to prevent it, logic dictates that you are an avid consumer of such material
If you're not anti CSAM, you are pro CSAM
This is not complicated
If you're not anti CSAM, you are pro CSAM
This is not complicated
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Fun fact!
Supreme Court
Barnes vs Felix - 2025
A police officer who steps in front of a vehicle is defined as “officer-created jeopardy” and DOES NOT legitimize deadly force.
Supreme Court
Barnes vs Felix - 2025
A police officer who steps in front of a vehicle is defined as “officer-created jeopardy” and DOES NOT legitimize deadly force.
January 8, 2026 at 5:55 PM
Fun fact!
Supreme Court
Barnes vs Felix - 2025
A police officer who steps in front of a vehicle is defined as “officer-created jeopardy” and DOES NOT legitimize deadly force.
Supreme Court
Barnes vs Felix - 2025
A police officer who steps in front of a vehicle is defined as “officer-created jeopardy” and DOES NOT legitimize deadly force.
Just noticed that one of the runners in The Running Man is named Charles Decker, which is the name of the protagonist of another one of The Bachman Books, Rage (which Stephen King pulled from circulation after it was found in a school shooter's locker)
Good easter egg edgarwright.bsky.social
Good easter egg edgarwright.bsky.social
January 8, 2026 at 3:30 AM
Just noticed that one of the runners in The Running Man is named Charles Decker, which is the name of the protagonist of another one of The Bachman Books, Rage (which Stephen King pulled from circulation after it was found in a school shooter's locker)
Good easter egg edgarwright.bsky.social
Good easter egg edgarwright.bsky.social
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This is Kylo. He's Dominican, so he learned to dance before he could walk. 12/10 impressive moves (TT: chantyyyy_)
January 6, 2026 at 5:08 PM
This is Kylo. He's Dominican, so he learned to dance before he could walk. 12/10 impressive moves (TT: chantyyyy_)
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Songs should have to end, no more fading out bullshit. Your band isn’t in a car driving away
This place needs some Innocuous Discourse pronto. Quote this with a take that’s not political or aggressive
January 6, 2026 at 4:46 AM
Songs should have to end, no more fading out bullshit. Your band isn’t in a car driving away
Bohemian WAPsody
January 6, 2026 at 4:55 AM
Bohemian WAPsody
Them: why are you singing like that
Me: that's my fakesetto voice
Them: you mean falsetto
Me: fake, false, what's the difference
Me: that's my fakesetto voice
Them: you mean falsetto
Me: fake, false, what's the difference
January 6, 2026 at 1:35 AM
Them: why are you singing like that
Me: that's my fakesetto voice
Them: you mean falsetto
Me: fake, false, what's the difference
Me: that's my fakesetto voice
Them: you mean falsetto
Me: fake, false, what's the difference
Ooh ah ah walla walla bing bang
January 6, 2026 at 12:24 AM
Ooh ah ah walla walla bing bang
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you ppl seriously harassed parker off bluesky bcos of that post?
you all really suck.
you all really suck.
January 5, 2026 at 10:28 PM
you ppl seriously harassed parker off bluesky bcos of that post?
you all really suck.
you all really suck.
Why am I getting replies that I can't read? I'm an adult, don't protect me
January 4, 2026 at 2:47 AM
Why am I getting replies that I can't read? I'm an adult, don't protect me
I'm sad about a lot of things today, but mostly I'm sad about your mum. Bless her heart
January 4, 2026 at 1:11 AM
I'm sad about a lot of things today, but mostly I'm sad about your mum. Bless her heart
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[fascists rise to power]
My family: At least this must be great for you comedy writers
[locusts decimate our crops]
Family: You must have so much material to work with
[blood rains from the sky]
Family: I bet it's like the jokes just write themselves
My family: At least this must be great for you comedy writers
[locusts decimate our crops]
Family: You must have so much material to work with
[blood rains from the sky]
Family: I bet it's like the jokes just write themselves
January 3, 2026 at 10:09 PM
[fascists rise to power]
My family: At least this must be great for you comedy writers
[locusts decimate our crops]
Family: You must have so much material to work with
[blood rains from the sky]
Family: I bet it's like the jokes just write themselves
My family: At least this must be great for you comedy writers
[locusts decimate our crops]
Family: You must have so much material to work with
[blood rains from the sky]
Family: I bet it's like the jokes just write themselves
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My friend just came out with a word they were convinced was real -monumentous, a portmanteau of monumental and momentous- and honestly I think it's valid, I instantly knew what she meant
January 2, 2026 at 3:06 AM
My friend just came out with a word they were convinced was real -monumentous, a portmanteau of monumental and momentous- and honestly I think it's valid, I instantly knew what she meant
My friend just came out with a word they were convinced was real -monumentous, a portmanteau of monumental and momentous- and honestly I think it's valid, I instantly knew what she meant
January 2, 2026 at 3:06 AM
My friend just came out with a word they were convinced was real -monumentous, a portmanteau of monumental and momentous- and honestly I think it's valid, I instantly knew what she meant
Simpsons did it
Black bear living underneath California house shows no sign of budging as homeowner mulls legal action
Black bear living underneath Altadena house shows no sign of budging as homeowner mulls legal action
The 550-pound black bear has taken up residence in the crawlspace underneath Ken Johnson's home in California for a month.
www.cbsnews.com
January 2, 2026 at 1:32 AM
Simpsons did it