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🌈✨MAX✨🌈
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Semi-Professional Monsterfucking Enthusiast🐙
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…does an excessive amount of em-dashes and use of italics count as a style? 🤔😅
here's a writery tuesday question

do you have a recognizable style, or do you prefer to change things up from story to story? do you think you have tells that your readers could identify?
November 11, 2025 at 7:56 PM
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"kill them with kindness" wrong. bat attack
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October 11, 2025 at 8:09 AM
About an hour and a half until we can start setting up our pop-up shop (which opens tomorrow at noon), and if you think my ADHD is making me absolutely unable to accomplish anything useful in the meantime, you are correct! 🙃
November 11, 2025 at 7:22 PM
…did she… attend law school? 🤨🤨🤨
November 11, 2025 at 7:10 PM
I love spending like an hour researching business records online because a client told us they have an ownership interest in BusinessName, LLC. Which, it turns out, is actually RealBusinessName, Inc. d/b/a BusinessName, and is actually registered in New York. 🙃🙃🙃
November 11, 2025 at 5:47 PM
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Once I told a teacher I didn’t have my algebra homework because the gales of November came early. She failed me, which was very disrespectful to the sailors lost that day.
November 11, 2025 at 2:56 AM
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The entire point of social media is being able to surround yourself with people who start posts with sentences like "Hi, shipwreck autist here!"
Hi, shipwreck autist here! It was in fact true at the time. The Edmund Fitzgerald also had a sister ship, the Arthur B. Homer, which had the same structural defect the Edmund Fitzgerald did and was quietly retired shortly after Fitz sank. She remains the largest ship ever scrapped on the Great Lakes
November 10, 2025 at 4:21 PM
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Three years of planning, two bribed security guards, and one unlocked warehouse door later, Nancy had finally freed her family from the hellscape that was Kohl’s. After the brief, but intoxicating moment of exultation passed, she was left with just one burning question. Now what?
November 10, 2025 at 11:38 PM
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The thing about Mamdani is that he’s a talented politician but not otherworldly or one in a billion, he’s just a competent guy with popular ideas who ran against an entitled piece of shit and to me it’s a lot more optimistic to imagine 1000 campaigns like his than to view him as a unique phenomenon
November 11, 2025 at 1:42 AM
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🔭 Jupiter in Ultraviolet from Hubble

Image Credit: NASA, ESA, Hubble; Processing & License: Judy Schmidt

star.ucl.ac.uk/~apod/apod/a...
November 11, 2025 at 9:36 AM
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I don’t have a whole lot of advice for people younger than me but the earlier in life you stop worrying about what other people will think and just wholeheartedly enjoy the stuff you like the happier you’ll be
One thing people kind of tell you, but not really, about middle age:

One day you'll be like "oh [thing] looks fun but people will think I'm a loser" about a thing

And then you'll say. Wait a second.

Fuck 'em
Darn Tough turned me on to Cute Socks and I've never looked back
November 11, 2025 at 1:24 AM
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If you understand this make sure you take your Tylenol before bed
Yup, pretty much sums it up
November 11, 2025 at 3:58 AM
November 11, 2025 at 4:01 AM
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November 9, 2025 at 10:21 PM
Developers who are still employed after the game launches 🙃
November 11, 2025 at 3:43 AM
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In the century leading up to 1975, nearly 6000 freighters went down in the Great Lakes.

The Edmund Fitzgerald was the last.

The last. In 50 years, not a single commercial freighter has been lost in the Great Lakes.

Why?

It's NOAA. Of course it's NOAA.
November 11, 2025 at 1:50 AM
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November 11, 2025 at 2:56 AM
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After yesterday’s surrender, we’re launching the largest Democratic primary program that we’ve ever run.

We will not back any Senate primary candidate unless they call for Schumer to step down as Minority Leader.

If you’re as pissed as we are, join this campaign to rebuild the Democratic Party. 👇
Democratic leaders have failed us again. It's time to get new leaders.
After yet another capitulation by Chuck Schumer and Senate Democrats, it's clear we need new leadership capable of mounting a serious opposition to Trump's authoritarian regime. We're launching our la...
www.indivisible2026.org
November 11, 2025 at 12:00 AM
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This is the tweet that convinced me Joyce Carol Oates is the greatest shitposter on life.
November 10, 2025 at 9:06 PM
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Ballet [1/4]
November 10, 2025 at 10:20 PM
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This is nearly at 47k signatures, by the way. Join us.
Demand That Chuck Schumer Step Down As Minority Leader

Sign the petition: c.org/c5PbGWk6hM

(Change(dot)org will ask you to donate. You *do not* need to donate.)
Sign the Petition
Demand That Chuck Schumer Step Down As Minority Leader
c.org
November 10, 2025 at 5:02 PM
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if you genuinely think Schumer and Democratic leadership opposed this & Republicans coincidentally got exactly the number of votes they needed to avoid a filibuster and none of those votes are from Democratic Senators who are up for reelection in the midterms next year, I have a bridge to sell you.
November 10, 2025 at 3:05 AM
Cats, when they roll over and present The Tummy but also The Knives 😔
PLEASE DO NOT TOUCH THE FLUFF
November 10, 2025 at 7:14 PM
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If I have to know this, so do you:
The difference in time between now and I can has cheezburger

Is the same between I can has Cheezburger and the Berlin Wall falling
November 10, 2025 at 6:54 PM
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no money for politicians
November 10, 2025 at 3:52 PM