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Semi-Professional Monsterfucking Enthusiast🐙
🌈🍖 | 🔞 | 🚫🐜 | Solarcat @ AO3
Semi-Professional Monsterfucking Enthusiast🐙
🌈🍖 | 🔞 | 🚫🐜 | Solarcat @ AO3
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Does anyone happen to know (or is anyone) a digital artist who'd be willing to discuss their education / career with me, to help me counsel a young man (17) about post-HS possibilities? Especially helpful might be someone autistic or otherwise neuroatypical.
December 28, 2025 at 4:28 AM
Does anyone happen to know (or is anyone) a digital artist who'd be willing to discuss their education / career with me, to help me counsel a young man (17) about post-HS possibilities? Especially helpful might be someone autistic or otherwise neuroatypical.
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Sorry it had to come to this but
December 28, 2025 at 12:43 AM
Sorry it had to come to this but
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Fake Hallmark movies I wish were real:
‘A New York For Christmas’ —a small town preacher travels to the Big City to evangelize and instead falls in love with better pizza
‘A New York For Christmas’ —a small town preacher travels to the Big City to evangelize and instead falls in love with better pizza
December 28, 2025 at 3:08 AM
Fake Hallmark movies I wish were real:
‘A New York For Christmas’ —a small town preacher travels to the Big City to evangelize and instead falls in love with better pizza
‘A New York For Christmas’ —a small town preacher travels to the Big City to evangelize and instead falls in love with better pizza
And Lord of the Rings anniversary re-release! 🧐
Just a few days until the new year begins and movie releases suddenly collapse into the official two genres of January: “Horror” and “Whoops”.
December 28, 2025 at 3:26 AM
And Lord of the Rings anniversary re-release! 🧐
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bluesky is where elder millennials enjoying internet retirement meet younger millennials with untreated depression
December 28, 2025 at 1:54 AM
bluesky is where elder millennials enjoying internet retirement meet younger millennials with untreated depression
Curly for naked, unsauced fries.
Crinkle for ketchup, various other dipping things, or making Greek fries.
Tots for topping with a wider variety of Stuff.
Crinkle for ketchup, various other dipping things, or making Greek fries.
Tots for topping with a wider variety of Stuff.
December 28, 2025 at 1:04 AM
Curly for naked, unsauced fries.
Crinkle for ketchup, various other dipping things, or making Greek fries.
Tots for topping with a wider variety of Stuff.
Crinkle for ketchup, various other dipping things, or making Greek fries.
Tots for topping with a wider variety of Stuff.
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All of the money that changed hands in the Teapot Dome scandal totaled less than $10 million after adjusting for inflation, and it was considered so corrupt we still teach it in high school government classes a century later.
Corruption so pungent, it wafts right off the page:
Lobbyists who do pardon deals “say their going rate is $1 million. Pardon-seekers have offered some lobbyists close to the president success fees of as much as $6 million if they can close the deal.”
Gift link www.wsj.com/politics/pol...
Lobbyists who do pardon deals “say their going rate is $1 million. Pardon-seekers have offered some lobbyists close to the president success fees of as much as $6 million if they can close the deal.”
Gift link www.wsj.com/politics/pol...
Inside the New Fast Track to a Presidential Pardon
Even some of the president’s closest advisers have been surprised by a number of the recent series of pardons.
www.wsj.com
December 27, 2025 at 9:24 PM
All of the money that changed hands in the Teapot Dome scandal totaled less than $10 million after adjusting for inflation, and it was considered so corrupt we still teach it in high school government classes a century later.
Me: “Wow, it’s gotta be like 10pm already!”
Clock: 6:22pm
Me:
Clock: 6:22pm
Me:
December 27, 2025 at 11:23 PM
Me: “Wow, it’s gotta be like 10pm already!”
Clock: 6:22pm
Me:
Clock: 6:22pm
Me:
In order to avoid January Depression, it’s important to give yourself things to look forward to. Like taking the Sunday of a 3-day weekend to watch the entire LotR trilogy on the big screen~ 😌
December 27, 2025 at 7:32 AM
In order to avoid January Depression, it’s important to give yourself things to look forward to. Like taking the Sunday of a 3-day weekend to watch the entire LotR trilogy on the big screen~ 😌
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Happy 20th anniversary to "Samoyed and teddy bear" on Wikimedia Commons.
"This is a picture of my samoyed with a teddy bear. I release all rights to it, it would just be nice if her image could survive forever."
commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Sa...
"This is a picture of my samoyed with a teddy bear. I release all rights to it, it would just be nice if her image could survive forever."
commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Sa...
December 26, 2025 at 4:26 PM
Happy 20th anniversary to "Samoyed and teddy bear" on Wikimedia Commons.
"This is a picture of my samoyed with a teddy bear. I release all rights to it, it would just be nice if her image could survive forever."
commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Sa...
"This is a picture of my samoyed with a teddy bear. I release all rights to it, it would just be nice if her image could survive forever."
commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Sa...
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![Comic. [Banner: Mathematical Society: 2025 Meeting.] PERSON 1 with bun: Any other new developments from the year to cover before we wrap? PERSON 2: Oh, the teens picked a new funny number. PERSON 3 with short hair: Aww, I’m glad to hear they’re still doing that. PERSON 4 with ponytail: I’ll add it to the list. [List: 23 (skidoo!; 42; 69; 420; 1,337; 58,008; [circled]: 67]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:cz73r7iyiqn26upot4jtjdhk/bafkreig43e2u4zzpifhq6fbf2iwplmva2lt5rokfg5uws5dysbe55up6wa@jpeg)
December 26, 2025 at 10:44 PM
First Christmas without grandpa, and it actually went really well. I think it helps that we had the lone great-grandkid there being both adorable and hyperactive as only a 5yo on Christmas Day can be 😂😂😂
December 26, 2025 at 6:17 AM
First Christmas without grandpa, and it actually went really well. I think it helps that we had the lone great-grandkid there being both adorable and hyperactive as only a 5yo on Christmas Day can be 😂😂😂
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Sir Terry Pratchett is best understood as one of the most interesting, deeply ethical practical (I would say Pragmatist but I cede to actual experts) philosophers of the late 20th Century who just happened to work in deconstructed fantasy literature as his medium.
Discworld QOTD, from Hogfather
December 25, 2025 at 6:20 PM
Sir Terry Pratchett is best understood as one of the most interesting, deeply ethical practical (I would say Pragmatist but I cede to actual experts) philosophers of the late 20th Century who just happened to work in deconstructed fantasy literature as his medium.
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When the polite, cultured Dr. Pepper consumes a special draught, he turns into the brutish, monstrous Mr. Pibb.
December 26, 2025 at 1:26 AM
When the polite, cultured Dr. Pepper consumes a special draught, he turns into the brutish, monstrous Mr. Pibb.
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Been thinking about Chimecho
December 24, 2025 at 12:37 PM
Been thinking about Chimecho
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“Salesforce is now moving away from open-ended generative AI and placing greater emphasis on predictable, rule-based automation…”
Where they should have started in the first place
m.economictimes.com/news/new-upd...
AI bubble bursting? Salesforce execs admit trust issues after laying off 4,000 techies, now scaling back use of AI models - The Economic Times
Salesforce is reducing its reliance on generative AI. The company faced reliability problems with large language models. Executives admit confidence in AI has dropped. Salesforce is now prioritizing p...
m.economictimes.com
December 26, 2025 at 1:16 AM
“Salesforce is now moving away from open-ended generative AI and placing greater emphasis on predictable, rule-based automation…”
Where they should have started in the first place
m.economictimes.com/news/new-upd...
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This is a real text from my friend who works in tech after seeing A Muppet Christmas Carol for the first time last night
December 25, 2025 at 8:11 PM
This is a real text from my friend who works in tech after seeing A Muppet Christmas Carol for the first time last night
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I'm going to tell my favorite story again about reflecting the certainty of beliefs back at people who don't expect it.
A friend was one of the few Jews on faculty at a North Dakota University. Every year, his colleague in religious studies would invite him to come to his religious studies class...
A friend was one of the few Jews on faculty at a North Dakota University. Every year, his colleague in religious studies would invite him to come to his religious studies class...
December 26, 2025 at 12:41 AM
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[Peter Pan mermaids voice] "we only tried to murder her!"
![Tucker Carlson: "What's [AOC] like?"
Matt Gaetz: "Before Jan. 6 she was incredibly chummy with Republicans, she would regularly come over to our side, sit down, hang out... after Jan. 6 she treated us all like we had horns or something."](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:73t3muu2pudsajp7a2fj3aly/bafkreiagl3tmxesoqw6lydhcwey52rczco3joc2m4x3kz4yv7ojrekk6ci@jpeg)
December 26, 2025 at 1:57 AM
[Peter Pan mermaids voice] "we only tried to murder her!"
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“You are throne destined,” Lady Erika Kirk whispered in the ear of Lord JD Vance, her lips gently touching the edge of his lobes. “Pay no attention to the detractors and haters. Rid yourself of the brown skinned trollop and I shall put my army in your service. Together we will take Washing Ton.”
December 24, 2025 at 1:12 PM
“You are throne destined,” Lady Erika Kirk whispered in the ear of Lord JD Vance, her lips gently touching the edge of his lobes. “Pay no attention to the detractors and haters. Rid yourself of the brown skinned trollop and I shall put my army in your service. Together we will take Washing Ton.”
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Not now, haunted Victorian shoes
Mystery as hundreds of Victorian shoes wash up on Ogmore beach
Mystery as hundreds of Victorian shoes wash up on Ogmore beach
More than 400 leather hobnailed boots, thought to date back to the 19th Century, have been found.
www.bbc.com
December 23, 2025 at 3:29 PM
Not now, haunted Victorian shoes
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I would prefer any immigrant with a face tattoo in my apartment overnight to Stephen Miller in my apartment for five minutes, so
I'd be delighted to have a hairstylist or a youth soccer coach visit for a night
December 24, 2025 at 4:27 PM
I would prefer any immigrant with a face tattoo in my apartment overnight to Stephen Miller in my apartment for five minutes, so